One of the dumbest jokes I've ever written, so hopefully thi..
One of the dumbest jokes I've ever written, so hopefully this will cheer you up on a Monday xx
2025-01-27 09:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostOne of the dumbest jokes I've ever written, so hopefully this will cheer you up on a Monday xx
2025-01-27 09:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostMy very first tour has started. This is a photo from the green room last Saturday in Bristol. A sold out (extra!!) show, which is just amazing. I sat in the green room doing a crossword puzzle and eating chicken and sundried tomato pasta which I brought from home and put in a thermos because I'm a 75-year old in the body of a 35-year old.
Second show tonight in Cambridge. X
I used to write a lot about confidence. Luckily in the couple of years since I recorded this, it's basically become a non-issue. I guess my career progressing and being in my 30s has really helped with that, as it does everyone x
2025-01-20 08:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostMy tour starts tonight! So excited to be going to all these places, to have sold out so many shows already and be close to selling out so many more. I'm truly like baffled by it - I mean, this is only my first tour and I thought it was going to be a struggle selling tickets, but it's been overwhelmingly amazing. If you are in the UK or select places in Europe come out!!
2025-01-18 20:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostMillennial therapists... This feels like the ultimate millennial experience, I don't know x
2025-01-16 12:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostAs if bullying wasn't enough? They give hope??
2025-01-15 09:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostDon't even know how this got together in the end, I remember my scene partner being like: how is this going to be funny?!
That's what I love about editing when it comes to sketches. Unlike stand-up, it might not be funny in the moment but then it'll turn out great.
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People often ask me if this actually happened, and the thing that I think is funny about them not believing it is that this story was actually *even crazier* in real life than I could make it here, if you can believe it? There was also a neighbour wielding a knife!
Anyway, enjoy x
I remember talking to my friend who told me she never really notices her periods and they only ever last 2 days. I told her she should never tell anyone that ever again. Mine hurt like hell and they last for at least 6 days. Plus I PMS like craaaaaazy. Anyway, here you go x
2025-01-14 16:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes you talk to the audience in gigs and absolutely nothing funny happens. Sometimes you meet someone like her. I loved her so much and I hope she's thriving in her chosen field and left the dogs behind. Classic Gemini! X
2025-01-14 16:05:54 +0000 UTC View PostThis sketch came out of years and years of frustration with my GP, family doctor, doctor, whatever you want to call them. So often my concerns were not taken seriously at all and it would be so frustrating for me. Anyways, here it is: a bit of anger in sketch-form. X
2025-01-14 16:04:09 +0000 UTC View PostI was working on a lot of material about the idea of beauty and how women are supposed to not be aware that they are beautiful and how that is such a common theme in popular culture. Of course this song kept jumping to the top of the queue for absolutely ludicrous lyrics. X
2025-01-14 16:02:51 +0000 UTC View PostYou know what I think this is one of my favourite things I ever made and I don't think a lot of people ever saw it x
2025-01-14 16:01:53 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so I absolutely love this bit of stand-up. It all came from me talking about a bikini wax I'd gotten at a gig. I had happened to be on my period at the time, which I never think of embarrassing or gross as a thing to say. Of course a man in the audience disagreed and actually loudly exclaimed: UGH.
It got me thinking about why anyone would care that I mention it and why it's considered such a no-no. I got more and more worked up and ended up writing this routine. I'm very proud of it.
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I love bitching about my sisters but if anyone else does it, my claws come out! X
2025-01-14 15:58:14 +0000 UTC View PostOh my gosh, I love this joke so much. I mean it's so silly and I think it wasn't even that big a seller but comparing English people to slabs of ham was just too much fun for me to ever cut the joke.
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Much like my love for 80s tropes like montage scene, I am also an ABSOLUTE SUCKER for a good will they/won't they. Ross and Rachel is of course the first one that jumps to mind, but there are sooooo many good ones. I don't know if I'm a huge romantic in real life, but in my fiction I absolutely gobble it up.
Here's my interpretation of the trope, again this was before you were allowed to do more than 15 seconds, which I'm kind of proud of how much we got in there.
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Sometimes you just don't understand where guys come up with this stuff, but there you are. I like your face! I guess it's really a compliment in the end.
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When I was a kid, I was absolutely obsessed with 80s movies. I loved all the John Hughes stuff, I loved Dirty Dancing and When Harry Met Sally (admittedly that feels more like a 90s movie, but it was 1989!)
A staple of these movies was of course a montage scene, so it was with great love for the originals that I made this poking fun at the concept.
Micky x
This joke was based on a conversation I'd had with a vegan person who had grossed me out so much by acting out the chick/mother hen scenario that it made me think of an (admittedly) even grosser comparison.
I love this one x
I thought for 2025 I could post some of my old sketches!
This was the very first one I made when reels were only allowed to be 15 seconds long (lol)
Enjoy x
This joke was based on a conversation I had with my younger sister who had told me that she advised someone to get a haircut. I, now having lived in the UK for quite some time, heard that and thought: you can't say that?!
Of course, that is completely inappropriate in the UK, but could potentially be fine in the Netherlands. I now always use it as an example whenever I talk to people about the Dutch being rude. And to be very clear!!! Dutch people think you're being rude by not just saying what you think!! It's cultural guys!! You are weird to US!
This is another one I love: whenever I post this people comment and say: it's NOT a euphemism, it's INNUENDO. Oh guys, all innuendo is essentially euphemistic. But hey if they want to comment and help me get more views, more power to them 🫡
2025-01-14 11:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy favourite thing about this clip is that whenever I've posted it people comment to say that the Red Light District is more than one street. First of all, it's basically one long street. Second of all, why do you care?
2025-01-14 11:29:37 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year!
I think I just missed the deadline of when you are allowed to say that still, but oh well - I mean it.
Here's a little recipe video I made that's something a bit different than my usual stuff.
Hope you enjoy x
I'm this close to turning into a big tub of lotion x
2025-01-07 10:06:49 +0000 UTC View PostPart 2 of my special 'This is Me' - video exclusive to OnlyFans
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