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I've still got some pics from a few weeks ago that I want to..

I've still got some pics from a few weeks ago that I want to finish posting, but my goodness looking at these I just realized how much body hair has grown in the last 2-3 weeks. I finally have some stability in my day to day routine and plan to drop some stuff that shows off the hair a bit more this week too. I had a long weekend, and decided to spend it camping. I felt like I just needed a little connectedness with nature and the world around me. If I had the money to retire I would honestly just get a large plot of land in the mountains and live in a quiet cabin near a running creek and spend my days reading books and chopping logs lol. There's just something so.. I'm not sure what the word is. When I get away for a few days and just disconnect from life and get sucked into nature, cooking my food over an open fire, walking among the trees, whistling with birds, it's like a reset for my mind. I feel like I'm reminded of who I am, and what I find important in life, and I guess it's a reminder that we're only here for a finite amount of time and that I don't want to spend any of that time doing stuff that doesn't bring me pleasure. Well, that was my weekend. How was yours? Did you hunt some Easter eggs?

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It’s Wednesday, and I hope you’re getting through the week w..

It’s Wednesday, and I hope you’re getting through the week well. This pic is one of my all time favourites!

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A few more soft and subtle pics for the softie enjoyers. I..

A few more soft and subtle pics for the softie enjoyers. I don't feel like I otherwise have much to say today. I mostly tuned out the world this past weekend and recharged myself. Was feeling a bit fatigued, and I'm also getting back into the gym after a little break, and was just too sore to even want to move. So I started watching the Sopranos. Never watched it before but it's an interesting series so far. The only downside is that now I'm constantly talking in an Italian Mobster accent lmao I hope your weekend was great, and I hope the start of your week has been great too <3

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Since so many of you seem to thoroughly enjoy the soft cock ..

Since so many of you seem to thoroughly enjoy the soft cock photos. Which one is your favourite? For me it's pic 5. I feel like that photo could have been chiselled from marble. Also I've received some really positive feedback on my longform posts/journal entries, so for now they are here to stay! Todays Journal: I guess i'll speak on one of my hobbies and interests, because it's relevant to the fundraiser I recently put up. Cars, Racing, and Automotive Art. My parents were poor as hell growing up. My first car cost $300, not a single window worked (one of them was literally clear plastic that had been put into the window slots) radio didn't work, interior was falling apart, exterior was falling apart. I had probably the worst car on the schools parking lot (I owned this car from 16-18) and definitely got shit for it from others. But the car had a manual transmission and I drove the hell out of it. Because of the jabs I got from the cool guys with their cool cars I spent a fair bit of time daydreaming about owning exotic sports car. Pretending that my car was a nice sports car when I was driving around town. This was around the time the Audi R8 first came out, and it immediately became my dream car, and still is. I knew a few spots with gravel or dirt roads too, and being a guy who was 16 and prone to taking risks that far outweighed the rewards, would take my beat up rust bucket and try to practice drifting. My car didn't make the power to drift on any real road. After a year or so of steady improving, I had finally reached the point where my skills had surpassed the cars ability. It was a major and defining moment for me. I conquered this machine. My abilities were greater than my cars. That's how my passion for cars started. I began watching Formula One, Indy Car, and GP. Watching these things sparked my interest in learning more about the history of the renown automotive manufacturers that I saw racing. Audi, Ferrari, McLaren, Porsche. I began to read about the feats of engineering that went into these cars, and began to revere them as a form of art. Then I got my first decent car, which in hindsight I can't believe I ever drove because the car's styling is just not to my taste in any capacity. A 2003 Audi TT. Coming from my shit box though it felt like a huge step up and was as close as I could get to that Audi R8. I finally had a car with a bit of speed to it, or at least compared to anything I had driven at that time. I moved through a handful of cars over the next few years, figuring out my own taste and what I enjoyed in a car. Finally I ended up buying a Nissan Skyline GTR (R32) and that began my love of JDM, and 90's Japanese cars as a whole. It's still probably my favourite genre of car. I no longer have it, but I think about that car daily. I didn't need a car in Europe, and I couldn't afford anything I really wanted, and I would rather walk than drive a car I don't feel impassioned by, so I bid my time. When I moved back to the US last year I still wasn't in the spot to buy what I really wanted but that Mercedes was on sale for a good price, so I bought it. It's not the quickest, but as I age my need for speed off the race track has mostly disappeared. I value other peoples lives too much to put them in danger by driving recklessly, which is not the same principle of thought I had when I was in my early 20s and felt invincible. Ultimately, the reason I love cars is because they are a form of art and expression that you don't simply observe, but experience.

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I feel like I should post more stuff like this

I feel like I should post more stuff like this

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Well, I feel odd doing this. Like I don’t have any right to ..

Well, I feel odd doing this. Like I don’t have any right to ask, but I guess if I can offer something in return it’s simply a fair trade. My car, which is currently my only transportation since my motorcycle isn’t running, is in the shop because the transmission needed to be replaced. Having just thrown a huge deposit down on my new apartment, I’m having a hard time scraping the $3500 repair bill together to get it back. So, here’s what I’m offering; after I get the car back I’ll do a nude photoshoot with it. Pictures taken both inside and outside the car. The whole works. You’re by no means obligated to contribute to this, and you’re free to simply continue enjoying my page if this isn’t something you’re interested in. The Price Points and What They Offer $5 - 3 photos from the shoot, with at least 1 being full nudity $15 - 10 photos from the shoot, with at least 5 being full nudity $30 - All photos from the shoot, a minimum of 20 in total, with at least 10 being full nudity. And a 3-5 min jerk off video. $50 - All photos from the shoot. And a 7-10 min jerk off video that includes cumshot. Again, you have no obligation to contribute to this and I hope you’ll forgive me for even asking but I don’t really know what else to do. If anything extra is raised it will go towards other maintenance items the car currently needs. If you help out, thank you so much, I really can’t express enough how helpful it is and how grateful I am.

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Some softie pics, and one that’s just a bit hard but not a r..

Some softie pics, and one that’s just a bit hard but not a raging boner. What are your thoughts on soft cocks? Another journal entry about myself: I enjoy writing. I believe we can all benefit from expressing our creative self. We grow a deeper understanding of who are, at a level of thought and expression that we don’t typical explore in our day to day lives. At least I do, I shouldn’t speak for everyone. For me; creativity is viewed to be as essential as fitness for the overall health of my body and mind. Writing and painting are two of my favourite creative expressions. I’ve mostly written short stories, but I’m currently working on a much longer piece that’s really a version of therapy for myself. It’s takes place in the late 1800’s (because I just love books that were written in the 19th century and that writing style fits me most comfortably) and is about a carriage ride through France in a time period where the train has rendered the carriage all but obsolete for such a voyage. Two strangers find themselves sharing this carriage, both of whom embody different aspects of myself. In a sense, they are both me. They spend this week long voyage sharing wine, discussing life, sharing their trials and triumphs, offer each other kindness, sympathy, and debate the various aspects of life they disagree upon. Each of their ideas and beliefs stem from my own experiences and beliefs. The areas where they disagree are areas of my life where I’m conflicted, and I use this medium to explore why my mind and my emotion don’t align. One man will play the part of my logic and the other my instinct. I’m not sure if I’ll ever complete it, as it didn’t begin as something that was meant to be completed. If I do complete it, is it something you would interested in?

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A few more ass shots. I've had some requests that I show eve..

A few more ass shots. I've had some requests that I show even more of my ass, so I guess for my next shoot I get a bit more explorative lol I was recently asked on Instagram what my purpose in life was. My response was this; To lie upon my deathbed and be able to say that I rode the horse that is life, and rode it like hell; leaving no stone unturned, found value in everyone I met, explored every interest that sparked my curiosity, and ultimately left a positive impact on those who knew me. Throughout my life I have been a king atop his hill in one moment, and less than a man thrown violently upon a desolate and rocky shore the next. I believe that I truly do not know much, and that the wisdom of life is locked behind age and experience, a lifetime of trials and triumphs. I feel as if any foresight into how to live your best life that I have to offer now would be found irrelevant by myself 10 or 20 years from now. Subjectivity is a strong factor though, and my life today is very subjective to the person I am today. What I know without a doubt is that I wish to impress the man who is Patrick 10, 20, and 30 years from now. I want him to be proud of the way I have lived my life today. Proud that he offered kindness to those who needed it. Proud that he met other cultures with an open mind and a willingness to have his worldview adjusted. Proud that he faced his greatest struggles with an unwillingness to fail. I know that most people come here pursuing sexual desire. And I'm here to share my own sexuality. But I feel like I don't really have anywhere else I can be this open or expressive, where I can be so true to myself, so I hope you'll forgive my ramblings. I don't know you as a person, but I know that you're valuable. I know that there are parts of yourself that you love and parts that you don't. And I hope that you can learn to love all the parts that make up who you are, because I do.

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If you know me you know I love to cook. If I started occasio..

If you know me you know I love to cook. If I started occasionally live streaming some of my cooking sessions on here would you be interested?

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I just absolutely love warm lighting. It feels so cozy and m..

I just absolutely love warm lighting. It feels so cozy and makes me just want to curl up like a cat and nap. So, tell me what your favourite movies are! A few of my all time top movies are; - Interstellar - Cars - The Count of Monte Cristo - The Last Samurai - The Sasquatch Gang - Gladiator - The Lord of The Rings - Cast Away - What’s Eating Gilbert Grape As a deeply empathetic person, with a strained relationship with my father; Interstellar just always hits me in the feels. Plus it’s so visually captivating. And don’t even get me started on the soundtrack. Prime cinema. Speaking of the soundtrack, Hans Zimmer composed it. It’s no coincidence that he also composed Gladiator, and The Last Samurai, also on my list. He’s my absolute favourite cinema composer and it’s on my bucket list to see him live. Also, the tune for Pirates of the Caribbean is almost identical to a tune played in Gladiator. I thought I was tripping the first time I heard it but once I saw Hans Zimmer composed both I figured it made sense that he would take inspiration from his own music. I’ve always thought it would be fun to write a screenplay. I don’t feel like I have the right type of creativity to do it properly though. Books are another topic though. I’ve written a few short stories and am working on a larger, full fledged story too. Who knows, maybe some day I’ll finish it and you can read it 🥹

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Another little journal entry into my life; I’m a huge sucke..

Another little journal entry into my life; I’m a huge sucker for nostalgia. Anything that reminds me of my childhood, or times long past where life was just a bit simpler. I spend my lazy weekend mornings rewatching old cartoons or anime like Scooby Doo, SpongeBob, and Dragon Ball. I spend my evenings sometimes playing my Nintendo 64, or whatever other classic console I happen to have at that moment. I go all out, and whenever I get a new game I haven’t beaten yet I also like to get a game guide off of eBay, so I’ve got a small collection of retro game guides. Some of my other favourite retro games are; Pokémon (first 3 generations) Mario Kart RuneScape Oblivion Warcraft 3 Star Fox If I could just live in the late 90s… I’m sure the world had issue then but I was oblivious to them and I miss that innocence. On another note, the creator of Dragon Ball, Akira Toryama, recently passed away. That show defined so much of my childhood. Even now, once a year I’ll go through and binge it and I 100% train harder during that period because the entire show is about fighting and being stronger. Goku was my first hero. Dragon Ball was where I defined my body goals. So, this is just a note of appreciation to Akira for creating something that had such a positive impact on so many people. Well, I hope your week is going well!!

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Some more fantastic booty pics for ya 😉 Another little jou..

Some more fantastic booty pics for ya 😉 Another little journal entry into my life: if you’ve followed me for a bit across my various social media’s you’ve likely seen me mention Game Design at some point. One of my biggest goals, even since childhood, was to design my own video games. I love reading. I love cinema. I love storytelling as a whole because it’s a chance to live through experiences that simply aren’t possible in our day to day lives. For me, video games are simply another medium through which stories are told, but with video games you are far more involved in the experience, and multiplayer games give you the chance to share that experience with others. I have so many memories that I hold sacred from video games. My first time beating Halo 3. Living out my dreams of being the world’s hero in Oblivion and Skyrim. Chopping down trees while chatting about life with strangers in RuneScape. All nighters spent playing Mario Kart with my brothers. It’s those type of moments I hope to recreate for others. I’ve spent a long time studying the gaming industry. What it takes for a small game studio to be successful. Which gaps exist in the industry that larger companies aren’t offering gamers. Marketing strategies that focus on building community instead of preying on people’s money. Game theory as a whole, and what aspects of a game keep people psychologically engaged and interested. One of the first steps taken when design a new game is to build a Game Design Document. A document that covers every detail that the game entails. Story, characters, items, levels, art assets, production timeline, monetization strategy, target demographic, marketing strategy, estimated cost, and so much more. I’ve built a few of these Game Design Documents, and have them ready for execution once I’m able to generate the revenue required. It’s very difficult to get a business loan for Game Design, I have no large publishing company financially backing me, and no other investors interested, so I must come out of my own pocket for everything. Because of this my first few games are designed with budget in mind. Relatively simplistic mechanics, an art style that is still unique but not labour intensive to produce, placing a focus on engaging gameplay over jaw dropping scenery and complicated stories. The first game I plan to produce also happens to be the cheapest but that still doesn’t mean it’s cheap. To create what I want, trimmed down to its most important necessities, will cost an estimated $50k. A significant portion of this cost is skilled labour via programmers, artists, a sound engineer, network engineer, and a few other loose end roles. I’ve studied each of these fields a bit, and continue to hone my skills, because I feel the better understanding I have of these skillsets the more efficiently I can lead a team of people who must perform these skills. But I’ve also had to accept that it will take years to develop these skills to a level of proficiency where I can fulfill these tasks myself. On top of having a primary job, it simply isn’t feasible. So, keep an eye out! Eventually I’ll make this dream happen, and you’ll be able to play a game designed by your very own Pat 🥰

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This is maybe weird but until about 2 years ago I refused to..

This is maybe weird but until about 2 years ago I refused to wear anything but ankle socks. I got made fun of once in school for wearing tall socks and was like “nope, that’s it, never showing my socks again.” It wasn’t until like 2 years ago that I saw some longer socks at a store and asked myself why I never wear them. Took a minute to trace it back, but eventually I realized I had just swore off long socks as a kid and never consciously thought to wear longer socks again until that moment. I now love them, and think the longer socks and Calvin Kleins are a damn good signature look for lounging around at home. I also think they go well with high top vans or converse, which happen to be my favourite type of shoes. If you look through my photos over the years, that’s like 90% of what I wear on my feet despite considering myself a sneaker head and loving sneakers. My absolute dream sneakers are the two last pictures. Pharrell x Adidas Human Race. They were a very limited run and are reselling for like $400-500 in my size which is why I’ve not just gone out and bought them lol. I do have a pair of them that is all orange though and I love them dearly. They’re comfy, and when I wear them I feel like Goku because he often wears orange too.

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What’s your favourite book? For me it’s either; The Count..

What’s your favourite book? For me it’s either; The Count of Monte Cristo, or The Three Musketeers Both written by Alexandre Dumas. In grade school I read them and just fell in love with the passion for adventure, ideologies of honour, and consider them both proper underdog tales. My runner ups are Dracula, and The Picture of Dorian Gray. I just really love classic European fiction. Anyways, what’s your favourite? What are you reading right now? I’m almost done with Crime and Punishment.

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Some more booty pics, and again I promise the ones to come j..

Some more booty pics, and again I promise the ones to come just keep getting better 😏 I’ve learned that loving myself didn’t stem from loving how I looked. I got into great shape, and I no longer hated my body but I still didn’t love myself. That only came through years of diligent practice, giving myself grace, loving my flaws for how they make me a unique being, and accepting that my time on this earth is limited and what a waste to spend so much of it disliking something so trivial as my own shell. I am always an advocate for being healthy, and building yourself into the image that you love, but I’m now also an advocate for loving where you’re at right now. It might not be where you want to be, but how often are we ever exactly where we want to be? Even when we achieve some form of great success or goal most of the human race instinctively begins looking for the next thing. Achieve those goals but enjoy the journey, and love yourself along the way. Also I just realized these little journal entries I’m now writing; any new subs will reading them would start at the most recent and end up going through them in reverse. Idk just pointing it out lol

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Just out of curiosity; do you play video games? I myself l..

Just out of curiosity; do you play video games? I myself love them. I’ve always valued video games as a medium for storytelling, where you have the opportunity to be far more involved with the story telling process when compared to a book or movie. I also value their ability to create a shared experience. Growing up with 2 younger brothers and spending the depths of night grinding out levels with each other, throwing bombs at each other, racing each other, and competing against each other are some of my favourite childhood memories and are the types of experiences I want to recreate when I launch my own Game Studio.

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I’ve been working on showing my ass more too. And these pics..

I’ve been working on showing my ass more too. And these pics are just the beginning, the ones coming later are fucking delicious. Anyways, on to why I’m so critical of myself. I was bullied a lot in school. Like the kind of stereotypical bullying you see in movies. Stuffed in lockers and left there for hours. Stuffed in trash cans. I had someone throw a rock at me and it hit me in the head and gave me a concussion. Someone tripped me as I was walking into school with a large project of a Trojan horse I had built and it got crushed. I had my food taken and thrown on the ground a few times during lunch. I ended up just hiding under the stairs a few times to eat my lunch. I always wanted so badly to stand up for myself but when I tried I was too small and weak to have a fighting chance. I would daydream about being a superhero and saving myself. I would escape reality through books. I loved fantasy books about saving the world and finding love in the process. It gave me a chance to be the hero I otherwise wasn’t. So, eventually I started working out because I had grown to hate myself so much. I hated that I was small, I hated that I wasn’t liked. I felt lonely. And so I hated myself, and working out gave me an opportunity to mold myself into someone I didn’t hate. Over the years I’ve grown to love myself. Not just my body but my entire self. I love the parts of myself that are unique and define me as an individual. The same things I was called weird for when I was kid. Share some love guys, you never know what someone else is dealing with or what they’ve been through.

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The first one here is another one of my favourite pics of my..

The first one here is another one of my favourite pics of myself. I just feel very attractive in it. Very cute in the face. My delts look great too. I think I’m finally getting the hang of this self love stuff. That said, I don’t think I’ll ever not be critical of my body. You know what, I don’t usually write out anything here because I assume people don’t even care to read it but it feels kind of like therapy to just journal here. I’m going to start doing that. Talking about my life, who I am, what has shaped me. My next post I’ll talk about why I’m so critical of myself I think.

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I really feel the denim and Calvin Klein combo should be my ..

I really feel the denim and Calvin Klein combo should be my signature move. It’s just a timeless look. Oh and of course gotta have the white socks to match. When I’m in this outfit I feel like my absolute sexiest self. Thoughts?

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I’ve been feeling great about life lately. And good about my..

I’ve been feeling great about life lately. And good about my body again. I felt inspired enough to spend an entire day taking pics and so I’ve got an exciting months worth of content coming. I hope you enjoy it 😌 These were the first pics I took, and are honestly the 1st and 3rd one are some of my favourite self pictures I’ve ever taken. I feel like they capture my personal essence well. Quite. Inquisitive. Confident. I know these aren’t super sexual but I hope you like them.

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Had a little fun in the locker room 🙈

Had a little fun in the locker room 🙈

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Happy Hump Day

Happy Hump Day

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Some lovely sunshine ☀️

Some lovely sunshine ☀️

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Just a nice soapy shower that I thought you might enjoy ☺️

Just a nice soapy shower that I thought you might enjoy ☺️

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Merry Christmas! 🎅 I’ve been away visiting family but will b..

Merry Christmas! 🎅 I’ve been away visiting family but will be going through my messages this evening and catching up 😘 In the meantime enjoy my basic ass tree lol

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