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Did you all know I am writing a book. Yeah I am working on ..

Did you all know I am writing a book. Yeah I am working on a book with all my secrets I have learned dating and having sex with women. Let me tell you women are much more diversified than men in my opinion. I have lots of inside information. From where you say.? From the women themselves. In fact they told me to write the book since so many guys are idiots when trying to get laid. I definitely perfected my ways through my 240+ girls in 4 years. I have had girls cheat on their guy to be with me. I have been to cities visiting and got girls passing each other in the hallways unknowingly. I have had girls call me in the middle of the night to have me come service them. If there was money in being a gigolo I would be rich right now. The fans here will get the first chance at buying this book signed by me. Who here needs advice trying to get women in your bed or you getting into their bed? You can either drop your comments below or dm me on OF. Some of my stories will have some of the advice I have in my book. The post about the mini party girl with girl 243 has some advice in it.

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Last night I got my 243rd girl since I started keeping a spr..

Last night I got my 243rd girl since I started keeping a spreadsheet. She was awesome. Last month I tried to see her but it fell through. This time is worked out. We met on our trip to see girl 231. So we all 5 are sushi for dinner near the hotel and during the day I found that another couple was having a party ans another couple wanted to join in. So I was thinking our room was too small. The couple with the party decided 7 more people was too much so we couldn’t do that. While brainstorming what to do another friend messaged and he has a 2 bedroom only 10 minutes away. Perfect. Enough room and more people. We drove over there and he makes these floggers so we all started playing with them and getting in the mood. Mr and girls 231 are making out on the cou vj while the wife is keeping the other two guys company. Pretty soon 243 is close enough I can start playing with her. She is about 5-5 or so. 130lbs and for. Lovely tits and a gorgeous pussy. She has both of her nipples pierced and I start touching her breasts. Which of you didn’t know is my favorite part of a female's body. I’m playing with them then locking them and soon my fingers are inside her soaked pussy. I think to myself. This is going to be fun. We all switch around and 243 is now eating out 231. 243 turns to me and says. Why aren’t you fucking her. So I do. I bury my cock inside her while still playing with 243 boobs and pussy. Now I’m really wanting 243. Her pussy is soaking my fingers and I can’t stand it anymore. I pull out of 231 and let 243 continue to eat her out. I then ask 243 if I can fuck her. She relies. Yes with a condom. I get my condom on and 243 is doggy style eating 231 still and I run my head on her clit and slit. Lubing up my dick for penetration to make 243 actually 243. I slide it inside her and dam she feels great even through this condom. So now I’m behind her doggy while 231 is on her back and we have this train thing going. My wife is over with the other two guys watching and stroking their dicks. It doesn’t take long and I can tell I’m getting close to cumming and I know I want to cum with 243. Then 243 says she wants to switch it up. I was right there. Dam it. I’ll have to wait. I pull out and I can’t remember what it was we switched to but obviously it wasn’t memorable. All I can think of is how do I get back inside 243 so I can use her pussy to cum with. I just remembered what it was. The girls used the strap on dildos with each other for a while while us guys watched. And me trying not to cum. Soon we are back in action. 243 went to do her guy and he wasn’t ready so my wife suggested she go back to me since I’m still ready. She came back over and I put my cock back inside her now soaking wet hole. It took about 2 minutes to cum this time. I wasn’t letting her get away from me this time. It felt amazing. I loved it. I needed a break so I go lay on the couch while the rest of the group plays and makes out. Now Dave the host loves dvp and girl 151 is his girl. Yeah she is from over a year ago. This is my Thursday time with her I think. So she and he loves dvp and I’m the guy that can do it. Plenty of experience and no issues with my cock running against another. 151 comes over and sits on Dave’s cock and this is my cue. I start rubbing my Dick in anticipation of the call to join his cock inside her. I love dvp like it’s one of my favorites and the wife’s. I look at Dave and he says yep. You are up. I climb behind her and slowly position my cock next to his dick up against her hole and push. Fuck it’s tight. I fuck her for a couple minutes but I’m not in it yet. My Dick doesn't want to stay at 100. With dvp if you aren’t full staff it won’t stay in. I love away for a minute and work on it. I push it back in and go again and again it goes soft. Sometimes this happens. Pretty rare for me but I came already like 4 times that day. Also she isn’t that new. New girls I can stay hard till they are done. I tried a couple more times and I was trying to figure out why I couldn’t stay hard since I could get hard. Two things that I noticed. First the others in the room we just idle chatting, making small talk. Second one of the girls was saying stuff like. Come in already. Fuck her alrrady. Women of you are reading this. Telling a guy to get a hard on is the opposite way of helping him get hard. I’m gifted at getting hard and staying hard and orgasming over and over and even I couldn’t get past the things she was saying. I almost said why don’t you get a Dick and try it. But I held my tongue. I was just flustered and nothing was helping me. Finally I just said sorry it’s not going to work tonight. Another thing I learned through the years. If it doesn't work don’t force it. It just makes it worse. Take 15 or 30 minutes or even the whole night. The crazy thing is usually dvp gets me hard no matter since it’s a favorite. Just not my night tonight. Guys. Even the best of us (me) had off nights. I always think back to what worked and didn’t work that night and think how I could have made it different. If I went back to this night I would have done dvp first with 151 then made girl 243 girl number 243. Guys trying dvp or dp. Always be at your best time of the night or session. It’s hard to stay hard while trying to get in position for these. Thank you girl 243. I had an amazing time and glad we finally met 😘.

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So back in my youth I loved sex just as much as I do now. C..

So back in my youth I loved sex just as much as I do now. Can you imagine. But sex wasn’t easy to come by. Probably since I was so naive on how to get girls. I don’t have that problem now though. One day my girlfriend who is now the mom of my two daughters. One of which is on only fans now. So anyways she called me and told me her parents were going to be gone for a bit. Not that long either. I didn’t have a car or a bike or even fucking roller skates. Poor kids don’t get that shit. So I had a pair of legs, that's it. 🦵 I used those legs to run 5 miles to fuck her that day. I remember it was night and there is one road to her house so I had to hide in the ditch on the side of the road for every single car that came by. I ran 5 miles while ducking cars to get laid 😂. I would do it again too. The funniest part isn’t even that. Her house has one dam door too. 🚪 Who does that. The driveway goes right to that door. We in the back getting my rocks off and they pull up. I guess even back then I wasn’t a short timer fucking girls. The front door is like 15 feet from her room. I jump out the damn window butt ass naked. Literally scrapped my balls on the window seal. It was cold and dark and I had no clothes. I tell her throw all my shit out the window so I can get dressed and run back home. She did but she forgot the most important item I needed to get home. My shoes. It’s not like I can walk up and knock on the door to get my shoes back. So now I have a problem. I got 5 miles to walk with no shoes and my balls still hurt. Luckily I was as smart then as I am now. I walked delicately through the field and found a camper that was out there. I curled up inside it and went to sleep. The next day I walk to her house barefoot to get my damn shoes. I remembered her dad was like. Why are you cutting through the field with no shoes 🤔. I forgot the lie I told him and I’m sure he didn’t believe it. They either didn’t catch on or decided to not say anything. I never ran for sex that I can remember since then and never left my shoes at any girls house. I did fly to Minneapolis a year or so ago to fuck a girl. That was an experience. Maybe I should write about it.

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Here is Girl 160 @bootyful_baby. This is her first time wit..

Here is Girl 160 @bootyful_baby. This is her first time with me and @swingers.wife. It is a complete video. She is blindfolded while we both take turns eating her out then using a dildo on her and I fuck her and cum inside her. After that Swingers wife eats out the creampie. All three of our accounts will have some similar stuff and different stuff. Make sure to follow us all.

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Eventually my stuff will generate income. I plan on doing m..

Eventually my stuff will generate income. I plan on doing my stories and content with girls that have OF. The minimum I can charge for a post is $3. Which would you do first. I want my OnlyFans to be for my fans. Tell me what do you desire.

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Girl 160 - @bootyful_babydoll asked me to take pictures. T..

Girl 160 - @bootyful_babydoll asked me to take pictures. This story goes all the way back to july 2019. Yeah over a year ago. I seen girl 160 on whisper asking for someone to take pictures of her for her modeling. I happen to have pretty good skills and reached out. Now every girl I met I wanna fuck but I do not ever ask them DTF or send a dick pic etc. I treat them like people that I do not wanna fuck in hopes I can actually fuck the, Guess what it works. It works all the time. This girl was 82 girls ago. So we did some photo shoots and I will post some of these shoots. They were risque photos but not nude. I remember one of the photos I took, her boob popped out and I was like, oh yeah, this is getting good. We got some nice under boob pics and called it a day. I think we only did 1 or 2 photo sessions and we got some awesome pictures she could use and one boob pic for me. I was pleased with myself. We chatted frequently and she asked my opinions of OF and snap premium etc. I told her I could help her out if she starred in my stuff. She came over and we did a threesome session with me and the wife and her. She was pretty nervous though since it was her first time and she actually had a boyfriend that was not that supportive of her doing things like this. She isn't the first girl that cheated to be with me. Hell once I had two girls the same day cheat on their man with me. That was recorded and I still have it and it will be on my OF soon but this story sets up today. She came over today to film for her New OF so we all three could have some great content. She is a great fuck and I love being with her. Not long ago we all went to the beach on the way to a swinger party and she did my friend right on the beach. I was like shit no way. When he was done I climbed right on and gave her another load. I remember when I was fucking her this starnger was casually chatting with the others there while I was 8 inches deep in her twat right there on the beach. Today we did a threesome and the wife ate her out and I ate her out and the wife even ate my creampie out of her pussy. This is one of my favorite things to do. Cum inside a girl and have my girl eat it back out of her. Maybe one day in the future I can make a compilation of all these creampies and her eating them out and tag all the girls in it. @swingers.wife has another creampie to eat this weekend, maybe a couple. Watch for these videos on all of our OnlyFans.

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Yesterday I took a girl to a movie. We watched “War with Gr..

Yesterday I took a girl to a movie. We watched “War with Grandpa”. The movie was great. Definitely go see it. Lots of funny parts. This was our second date. Last week we went to lunch at a fancy place and had a great time getting aquanted. We have lots in common. Like places we have lived or traveled too. We chatted about our ENM (ethical non-monogamy) styles. How we got started in them etc. At first I wasn’t sure I would connect with her since she is my age. It’s rare when I connect with females that are as old as me. I’m 43. I know you are all wondering in your head how old I was then. I think this is because I’m so active. I don’t live the life of a 40-50 year old man. I live like I’m in my early thirties. Most women my age cannot keep up with me in bed or otherwise so we just don’t click. This one is the second one my age that I can honestly say if we weren’t both married she would be a candidate. On our first date I didn’t touch her much. Just hugged before ans after the date. That’s it. I’m very reserved on the first date. I write about this in my book too. Make sure you buy it when I release it. This date I hugged upon arrival and we touched cheeks like I think she went for a kiss that I wasn’t expecting but I played it off good. We got some popcorn and water to drink. She paid for this and I paid for the tickets. I wanted to pay but I could tell she was paying. I had paid for our first date with her being surprised I remember. I write about this in my book too. When to pay and when not to pay. In the movie I slowly touched her more and more. The seats were counterproductive for this. I figured it out tho. I first touched her shoulder and left my hand there. Soon my head was on her shoulder. Then I was just laying against her. Near the end I put my left hand on her stomach just under her breasts holding her hands. This was to give her the option to move my hand if she desires. I never put my hands somewhere I don’t know they can go. Whether it’s body language or verbal consent I don’t play the touch till she smacks my hand game. I could tell she liked this. She held my hand back and stroked my hand too. When we left I gave her a hug goodbye and have her a light kiss on her lips. Right before I drove away I sent her a message thanking her again. I always send a message after a date or experience. Stay tuned to hear about our third date coming up Monday. I’m doing my signature Limo date move. This date she might turn into a number. Right now she is still a maybe. Which brings me to a question. How do a differentiate potential partners for you readers. Do I give them a sub-number Like PD1-2-3 etc or assign a letter of the alphabet to them like A B etc. I date multiple potential play partners at a time. Let me know what you would like.

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I decided to use a number system instead of the girls' names..

I decided to use a number system instead of the girls' names. About 4 years ago someone asked me this. If I had a drink for every girl I slept with would I be sober buzzed wasted or dead. I asked. What’s the time frame. Today or this week or month, year etc. So then I was thinking about it and I didn’t know how many girls I had. Rough guess but nothing exact. So in September 2016 I started a google sheets of all the girls I been with. I number them from 1 to 242 so far which was last night's girl. Lots of these girls come back for seconds and thirds so you can see that easily when I use this system instead of names. And they can still all be anonymous. I will write about every encounter I have with a girl that’s not my wife. Every one. I get about 2-4 girls a week plus a new one every week on average. Will cover dates to orgies.

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Just got done working and this is what @swingers.wife wore t..

Just got done working and this is what @swingers.wife wore to work today. Hard to keep my hands off her, dirty or not.

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Girl 242 October 19 I was laying in bed at 11 pm at night. ..

Girl 242 October 19 I was laying in bed at 11 pm at night. About to do the wife and I noticed a girl I was trying to get sent me a message on Snapchat. I missed her the other night when she wanted me. I never have met this girl before. Girl 242. I had been following her snap for months now. I think I saw her on bumble and added her from there. So she says she wants me to come over and I know she wants the wife too but she was already asleep so I knew that I couldn’t take her. She can’t handle not having sleep like me. 242 told me to come to her city which was about 20 minutes from me and then she tell me where to go from there. I promptly got dressed and left. I headed that way while snapping another girl I have planned for the future. I get there and she tells me where to go and I go of course. I get there and she is in a sheer t-shirt and no panties or pants. You can see her huge tits through her shirt. She is like 5-2 and about 140 or so. The only thing big on her is her boobs. Definitely too big for her body type. She is a light brown skinned with lovely brown nipples and a pretty face and long straight hair. I follow her to her room and stand by the bed. I am behind her with my hands on her shoulders. My hands move to her front over her shirt and I feel her lovely breasts. They are even bigger than they appear and nice and soft. I play with her nipples through her shirt. She asks if I brought condoms and of course I did. She said good and thanks. I turn her around and play with her tits some more while one hand goes and finds her pussy exposed and ready for my fingers. I am playing with her pussy and breast and I push her up onto the bed and plant my face between her thighs. Her pussy tastes amazing. Wow. While I am eating her out my hands are on her tits and nipples and then she grabs my hand and sucks my finger. Wow she has a very nice mouth too. My dick gets hard imagining it’s on her mouth. She takes off her top and now she is completely naked. I decided to take off my shirt and pants now. I never take off my clothes before I have eaten the girl out and usually I try my best to get her off with my tongue before I let my penis free. She gets on her hands and knees and I can tell she wants my dick inside her. I remember she asked if I brought condoms. I’m not against using condoms at all but knowing I’m clean since I was tested recently and I was fixed 5 years ago I prefer not using them. Right now I have two options. Put a condom on and stick my dick in her doggy or do this. I decided to lay down to see if one she would put my dick in her mouth and let it be her choice if I had a condom on. She spit on her hand and grabbed my dick and sat on top of me and pushed her pussy onto my bare cock. This made my fucking night. Nothing I love better than fucking a girl bare. So I’m fucking her and she is loving it telling me she shouldn’t have waited so long to do me and that I should come fuck her every night. We do lots of positions. Missionary, doggy, sideways, on her stomach. She is having a ball. If the position allows I rub her clit while I’m fucking her. She is writhing all over the bed and cumming all over my dick. I have held off my first orgasm long enough and I unload my balls deep into her pussy. I don’t let the girl know when I cum the first time unless I am only doing one. Too many girls think that’s the end then. So I continue to fuck her. Keep changing the position and she just thinks I can last forever. I basically fuck my cum into the walls of her pussy so it’s like I never came yet. In this right after orgasm my dick is about 70-80 percent hard. It’s not fully hard but hard enough to get the job done still. As I get my feeling back it will start to get back to 100. So I use positions that I know a softer dick works in and avoid the ones that will make it known it’s softer. I’m getting tired and I can tell she is getting sore. Every girl is sore after I’m done with them. It’s like a calling card. I remember girl 231, which I will see this weekend, she was so sore she couldn’t masterbate for 2 days. More on her later. So I can tell she wants me to wrap it up and cum. Remember she thinks I haven’t came yet. So she started saying things like. I haven’t been fucked this good or hard in a long time. My pussy is so swollen etc. I’m working on getting to 100 percent so I can come before she calls it quits. They do that sometimes with no warning. She finally says. Where do you want to cum. I tell her it’s her choice. She says. Cum inside my pussy then. About 30 seconds later I’m unloading my second load into her and I make sure she knows it. I slow down and make the grunting noises like most people do when they orgasm. Afterwards I lay on the bed with her and we chat a bit about random stuff. I never cum and bail. It's not nice. Only if the girls say that she wants that. Once a couple told me. Come in. Fuck her cum in her then leave. Don’t say anything. So I can do that. I got home about 1 am and I was still chatting with the other girl on snap on the way home. Got some boob pics and she asked me to cum for her so I did. 3rd orgasm of the evening then I fell asleep. Tomorrow is going to be a long day.

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The girl I met last week (240) I invited to the corn maze, ..

The girl I met last week (240) I invited to the corn maze, she ghosted me so I invited another girl (241). She rode in the front of the limo with me and the wife and everyone else was in the back. I was going to have my driver drive us but there was too many people in the back already. The corn maze was 3.5 hours away. All the way up there I got to feel her tits and play with her nipples. Same thing on the way back. Since we got back so late she stayed the night with me and @swingers.wife. When we laid down laid on top of her and the wife was next to us. I was sucking on her nipples and playing with her clit. I slowly put my cock into her and my girl grabbed the wifes tits. As I am fucking her the girl put her hand down Dianes (the wife) shorts. She was surprised how wet diane was. I then put my hand there too and my finger inside diane. As I am pumping my load into the girl I was fingering diane to orgasm. We then fell asleep but woke up around 730 and my cock was rock hard. I put it to the girls butt so she could feel it. She moved her but closer and positioned her still wet hole towards my cock. I started fucking her and seen diane was still asleep. Diane is going to love waking up to this. I filled her up in short notice and then she grabbed the vibrator and started working it on her clit. I was getting hard again so I positioned her sideways and slid my dick back into her full of wet cum pussy. I feel her pussy contracting on my dick when she is cumming and put the third load into her. This girl is only 241 since I couldn’t find her in my list so I had to add her. She pre-dates my list of girls I have. She was one of our first unicorns. She invited herself over to get fucked that day.

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This video got me banned from TikTok 😂. This is me doing on..

This video got me banned from TikTok 😂. This is me doing one of the TikTok dances nude.

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Freshly showered. Who wants next.

Freshly showered. Who wants next.

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Look at what I did today. See how skilled my hands are. Ju..

Look at what I did today. See how skilled my hands are. Just think what they can do inside you.

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