So back in my youth I loved sex just as much as I do now. C..

So back in my youth I loved sex just as much as I do now. Can you imagine. But sex wasn’t easy to come by. Probably since I was so naive on how to get girls. I don’t have that problem now though. One day my girlfriend who is now the mom of my two daughters. One of which is on only fans now. So anyways she called me and told me her parents were going to be gone for a bit. Not that long either. I didn’t have a car or a bike or even fucking roller skates. Poor kids don’t get that shit. So I had a pair of legs, that's it. 🦵 I used those legs to run 5 miles to fuck her that day. I remember it was night and there is one road to her house so I had to hide in the ditch on the side of the road for every single car that came by. I ran 5 miles while ducking cars to get laid 😂. I would do it again too. The funniest part isn’t even that. Her house has one dam door too. 🚪 Who does that. The driveway goes right to that door. We in the back getting my rocks off and they pull up. I guess even back then I wasn’t a short timer fucking girls. The front door is like 15 feet from her room. I jump out the damn window butt ass naked. Literally scrapped my balls on the window seal. It was cold and dark and I had no clothes. I tell her throw all my shit out the window so I can get dressed and run back home. She did but she forgot the most important item I needed to get home. My shoes. It’s not like I can walk up and knock on the door to get my shoes back. So now I have a problem. I got 5 miles to walk with no shoes and my balls still hurt. Luckily I was as smart then as I am now. I walked delicately through the field and found a camper that was out there. I curled up inside it and went to sleep. The next day I walk to her house barefoot to get my damn shoes. I remembered her dad was like. Why are you cutting through the field with no shoes 🤔. I forgot the lie I told him and I’m sure he didn’t believe it. They either didn’t catch on or decided to not say anything. I never ran for sex that I can remember since then and never left my shoes at any girls house. I did fly to Minneapolis a year or so ago to fuck a girl. That was an experience. Maybe I should write about it.