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October is almost here and For the scariest month of the ye..

October is almost here and
For the scariest month of the year
We are going to be celebrating
with our very own “Spook-tacular” celebration !!
Everyday your boy will be visiting
an Iconic filming Location in
horror cinema history !
So be prepared for a couple laughs, a little
Education and a lotta spooky real world
Locations to your favorite films.
See you soon
Mr.☕️

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I apologize for not being able to make any content these pas..

I apologize for not being able to make any content these past 2 days. My Adobe app is being unresponsive and I’m currently trying to figure it out

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Galway Ireland ! Ah the Emerald Isle, such lovely people and..

Galway Ireland !
Ah the Emerald Isle, such lovely people and
History !
Be sure to check out the local pub directly
outside of the main train station in town
and below the hostel.
The barkeeps there know how to pour a
Proper pint !

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
French roast

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Ah Chicago, the Windy City, Chi-town ! The pizza and the hot..

Ah Chicago, the Windy City, Chi-town !
The pizza and the hot dogs are absolutely
Killer !!
Got to see the big silver bean.
I love that thing. Always gotta rub it !
There’s a joke about me always having to rub
The bean…
It’s right there, I know it is !

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Reanimator Blend

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Little side detour to Lancashire UK. This cold and dreary tr..

Little side detour to Lancashire UK.
This cold and dreary train station was my home
For over 5 hours one day and 4 another.
All due to the strikes they had going on
And honestly, I’m ok with it !
Power to the workers and f**k the man !
You see that bench right there though ?
I had to sit there and not move…I hate that
f**king bench

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
French roast blend

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Next up on the tour York England ! If you see that street be..

Next up on the tour
York England !
If you see that street behind me and think to yourself
“Man, that kinda looks like Diagon alley from
Harry Potter”
Well then, good eye !
it served as the inspiration for it!
Lovely town and truly full of even nicer people

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Reanimator blend

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Glasgow Scotland ! Everything there was nice. A little dirty..

Glasgow Scotland !
Everything there was nice.
A little dirty, but it was that big city
loved by everyone kinda dirty.
It’s hard to explain, but those of you
who have lived in a big city will get what I’m
Sayin.

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Mothman red eye blend

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Next up, Aberdeen Scotland ! I have been to few places that..

Next up,
Aberdeen Scotland !
I have been to few places that can compare to the genuinely kind and lovely people of Aberdeen.
I legit have no bad stories or dad jokes to make
Here.
I love the art, the sights the sounds and
The people.
The city and its people are,
In my humble opinion,
the amazing soul of an already beautiful country.

In case you missed it, i really liked it there.

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Reanimator blend

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Next on our tour Dundee Scotland! They have superhero’s from..

Next on our tour
Dundee Scotland!
They have superhero’s from TikTok
(Irn bru man) pirate ships and thanks to someone
Hacking my bank card, I had to sleep in the train
Station !

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
French roast blend

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And at the top of the list for worst places I’ve been to in..

And at the top of the list for worst places
I’ve been to in Scotland…
Inverness !
Beautiful architecture and weather, but the rudest people of all time !
If you see that statue in the second picture, it was right next to that statute where some kid who couldn’t of been older than 13 tried to mug me…
I do not recommend.

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Mothman red eye blend

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Edinburgh Scotland ! Beautiful people, beer and surprisingl..

Edinburgh Scotland !
Beautiful people, beer and surprisingly good coffee.
Funny story, the train station is a bit
confusing so I Ended up on the wrong train
to Manchester a while Back and had to
pay an additional 160 dollar ticket
And almost had the cops called on me…
True story

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Mothman red eye blend

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So I got asked by someone if I wanted to go To a “Dungeon” I..

So I got asked by someone if I wanted to go
To a “Dungeon”
I believe I may have misunderstood what they
Meant when they asked that and I feel I am in
Danger right now…

Cup of Joe of the day
Spring heeld Jack
Bell witch blend

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Stonehenge. Mythical place of power for old world wizards ? ..

Stonehenge.
Mythical place of power for old world wizards ?
Elaborate time piece ?
Ultimate troll from our ancestors?
The world may never know, but it sure was nice !

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
Black silk blend

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ACK ! From the northern hills of Scotland i decided I needed..

ACK !
From the northern hills of Scotland i decided I needed to visit the Loch Ness…I didn’t see Nessie but I did see a giant purple statue of her, so that was good enough for me !

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
Black Silk Blend

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Ah Rome. What a beautiful city ! Had to see the coliseum a..

Ah Rome.
What a beautiful city ! Had to see
the coliseum as gladiator is one of
my favorite films…I’m not sayin that
I snuck where I wasn’t supposed to be,
but I did get a nice picture!

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Reanimator blend

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I’ve been binge watching episodes of Yellowstone and I reali..

I’ve been binge watching episodes of Yellowstone and I realized, I’ve never actually been there.
So I felt it needed to be changed.
Old faithful and that creepy death pool were pretty awesome !

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
Black silk blend

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Ah the beauty of Venice! The canals though, they can smell a..

Ah the beauty of Venice!
The canals though, they can smell a bit funky.
Still, it’s all part of the charm

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
Black silk blend

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After a couple days off, we have returned with another month..

After a couple days off, we have returned with another month of Mr.Coffee’s adventures and on this beautiful Sunday we go forth and check out the amazing land of beautiful Spain !
Such history, people, sights and sounds…so worth it !

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Reanimator blend

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I cannot thank y’all as much as would be appropriate! You ma..

I cannot thank y’all as much as would be appropriate!
You make this ol coffee drinking world traveler blush and feel humbled !
Thank you all

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BIG ASS BUNDLE SALE ! Our collection of images from the 1st..

BIG ASS BUNDLE SALE !
Our collection of images from the
1st half of the month of August !
No pesky sign blocking a damn thing !
40 images for one incredibly low price!

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Mr. Coffee apologizes for yesterday’s lack of a post (Appare..

Mr. Coffee apologizes for yesterday’s lack of a post
(Apparently I broke community guidelines)
So today I have headed to the magical land of Peru !
My god it’s beautiful and oh shit, they got good coffee

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Reanimator blend

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So @savagebunnie told me I needed to go visit the “Center o..

So @savagebunnie told me I needed to go visit the
“Center of the Earth” in California.
I did and good lord That that’s an odd site !

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Bell witch blend

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Good lord, so I went to the mall today and Idk why I did tha..

Good lord, so I went to the mall today and
Idk why I did that, cause the Mall is DEAD.
Should of ordered it off Amazon.
This was a terrible idea cause it looks like a ghost town or as if some zombies might come out of left field to get me or offer me skin care products

Todays cup of Joe:
Spring heeld Jack
High strangeness brew

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Nothing says quiet Sunday afternoon like a stroll through th..

Nothing says quiet Sunday afternoon like a stroll through the zoo.
I feel a bit of a kinship with the giraffe
As we both have “big ass necks”
According to my cousin anyway.

Cup of Joe of the day
Folgers
Black silk blend

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I was wondering the other day, what a world filled with Kaij..

I was wondering the other day, what a world filled with Kaiju and giant mech warriors would be like.
So I went and found out…
It’s absolutely FUCKING TERRIFYING!
2 out of 10 would not recommend.

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
Black Silk Blend

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It’s to damn hot ! Goin to the beach ! One might say I’ve ev..

It’s to damn hot !
Goin to the beach !
One might say I’ve even had a “beachin” time

Yeah, I got dad jokes for DAYS !
Anyway, todays cup of Joe:
Spring heeld Jack
Reanimator blend

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I decided to take one of those “EXTREME” Sight seeing adven..

I decided to take one of those “EXTREME”
Sight seeing adventures.
Chernobyl was intense.
One might even say…Rads

If you get that joke I fuckin love you !

Cup of Joe of the day
Spring heeld Jack
High strangeness brew

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Jet set our happy ass to the land of Egypt! Dammit it’s beau..

Jet set our happy ass to the land of Egypt!
Dammit it’s beautiful here!
Also, if someone named Rick O’Connell mentions reading from some book…DONT FUCKING DO IT !

Todays cup of Joe:
Folders- Black Silk blend

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I’ve decided to go healthy ! Maybe try something new and dif..

I’ve decided to go healthy ! Maybe try something new and different.
FARMERS MARKET !!!
I do enjoy all natural, in all its forms.

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Bell witch blend

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Buddy of mine told me to come give him a hand at his job sit..

Buddy of mine told me to come give him a hand at his job site.
I Might wanna wear a helmet next time.

Todays cup of Joe brought to you by
Folgers
Black silk Blend

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