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Just remember kids…we love ya ~Mister ☕️

Just remember kids…we love ya

~Mister ☕️

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Off we go on a safari…it’s so damn beautiful. Good lord it’s..

Off we go on a safari…it’s so damn beautiful.
Good lord it’s beautiful!

Cup of Joe of the day
Spring Heeld Jack
High Strangeness Blend

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That time traveling SON OF A BITCH ! Instead of taking me ho..

That time traveling SON OF A BITCH !
Instead of taking me home he left me in
fucking MIDDLE EARTH !
Then, somehow, I ended up at
MOUNT-FUCKING-DOOM !

Needless to say, I am upset…

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Bell witch blend

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IT IS FUCKIN FRIDAY ! Let’s go explore space and time with a..

IT IS FUCKIN FRIDAY !
Let’s go explore space and time with a highly recognizable copyrighted character that will NOT be named !
Don’t blink !

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High strangeness blend

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The weekend is almost here and Mister Coffee needs a quiet d..

The weekend is almost here and Mister Coffee needs a quiet day among the books…so peaceful.

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Black silk blend

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Yesterday it’s was castles, today I am experiencing the maje..

Yesterday it’s was castles, today I am experiencing the majestic beauty of Mother Nature here in the states !
The canyons are, what some might call…grand !

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High Strangeness blend

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I’ve been to the UK a few times and your boy has returned. A..

I’ve been to the UK a few times and your boy has returned.
A nice cuppa and a bag of crisps and I’m as happy as a pig in sh*t !
Thrones seems a little puny though

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Don’t tell me no trespassing ! I go where I want in sweet M..

Don’t tell me no trespassing !

I go where I want in sweet Mother Nature !

On an unrelated note, Grizzly bears are scary as SHIT !

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So Mister Coffee was foolin around in the Bad Weather last n..

So Mister Coffee was foolin around in the Bad Weather last night and now…
Why in the hell are there so many yellow bricks,
And why is everyone singing ?

HEY ! Guy in scarecrow cosplay !
Of course you have a brain !
That doesn’t even make any sense…
You know what, never mind, I don’t wanna know.

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Bell witch Blend

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A beautiful day here at the art gallery. What a wonderful wa..

A beautiful day here at the art gallery.
What a wonderful way to close out a fantastic week.
Don’t you agree ?

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
Black Silk blend

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Space The final fron- Oh god no, Forget I made that joke ! I..

Space
The final fron-
Oh god no, Forget I made that joke !
I don’t wanna get sued !
Anyway…
Space baby ! I made it it !

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Mothman red eye blend

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Cmon down to Mister Coffee auto sales today For the sale of..

Cmon down to Mister Coffee auto sales today
For the sale of the year !
0% down on whatever you want !
I have no clue what I’m doing,
Everything must go !
Idk why but apparently they do !
this was a bad idea to try this job !

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Yo Ho Ho ! Avast ya sea dogs ! Ye find yerself aboard the g..

Yo Ho Ho !
Avast ya sea dogs !
Ye find yerself aboard the good ship “Mister Coffee”
Prepare to walk the plank.
I’m kidding, I went on a pirate ship !

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High strangeness blend

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Took a wrong turn in Albany and somehow I ended up on a rave..

Took a wrong turn in Albany and somehow I ended up on a rave of all things…
Never been to one before, but here we are.
A little hesitant at 1st but I definitely got into it towards the end !

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Bell witch blend

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Decided that since I’ve never gone ghost hunting before I wo..

Decided that since I’ve never gone ghost hunting before I would try it out.
Spooky ooky, let me tell ya
I made a couple little friends at the end of the day though.
They called themselves…ringu I think ?

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So today an old friend of mine, Mr. John Hammond, invited me..

So today an old friend of mine, Mr. John Hammond, invited me to his private island to show me a personal project he’s been working on !
I was shock and amazed by it !
It was a surprise 65 million years in the making !!!

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“Old scratch Blend”

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Today, your boy, Mister Coffee would like to thank the top 4..

Today, your boy, Mister Coffee would like to thank the top 4 locations that have viewed the page since we started daily posting.
I love all of you almost as much as I love my coffee !

Todays cup of Joe brought to you by
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Old scratch blend

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With all the talk about UFO’s You would not BELIEVE what I s..

With all the talk about UFO’s
You would not BELIEVE what I saw today !
Frankly…it was out of this world !!!

Even made some new friends by the end of it !

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Mister Coffee is at an amusement park ! Look at all the ride..

Mister Coffee is at an amusement park !
Look at all the rides !
Feelin pretty partial to the swing !
Todays cup of Joe brought to you by
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Where will he be next ?

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Your friendly neighbor Mister Coffee is in the jungle today...

Your friendly neighbor Mister Coffee is in the jungle today.
Lemmie tell ya, it’s wonderful to get back to nature
Todays cup of Joe is brought to you by
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