Ho! Ho! Hoes!Merry Christmas!!
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Merry Christmas!!
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In GermanyOh, i remember that time i had to broke up with my..
In Germany
Oh, i remember that time i had to broke up with my German girlfriend because of her bad breath.
It was the wurst....
😉🤣
Finished with the hay, and i looks finished too! 🤣 Oh, by t..
Finished with the hay, and i looks finished too! 🤣
Oh, by the way hay contains more nutrition than straw because it is harvested before the plants go to seed.
Maybe you have heard that athletes don't have sex before a b..
Maybe you have heard that athletes don't have sex before a big competition. I was watching the Olympics and I think I figured out why boxers doesn't have sex before a fight. It's because they don't like each other that much! 🤔😉🤣
2024-08-10 13:41:30 +0000 UTC View PostSweden can be so beautiful! I bet it would be overcrowded if..
Sweden can be so beautiful!
I bet it would be overcrowded if it wasnt for the dark and cold period of the year.
Some days are just better than others 😀
Some days are just better than others 😀
2024-08-02 18:31:26 +0000 UTC View PostGood night from the lake. The lightparticles bent really nic..
Good night from the lake.
The lightparticles bent really nice tonight!
(don't say that on a romantic date 🤣)
Hay day! There is no place that doesn't hurt after a day bal..
Hay day! There is no place that doesn't hurt after a day baling hay in shorts 🤣 but it makes a swim in the lake feel like heaven afterwards 🙏hallelujah! 🤣
2024-07-22 15:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning from the wild 😀 I did choose a very good day to..
Good morning from the wild 😀 I did choose a very good day to sleep out on the lake ☺️👍
2024-07-20 03:10:36 +0000 UTC View PostToday i was picking blueberrys. It is well known that bluebe..
Today i was picking blueberrys. It is well known that blueberrys is good for many things, it's known that they work as a aphrodisiac so eat them all 😀 but not more then 2 kilos per day 😀
2024-07-18 18:50:23 +0000 UTC View PostImagine having the same vision as a sheep with their rectang..
Imagine having the same vision as a sheep with their rectangular pupils that allow for a wide field of vision, around 270 to 320 degrees.
I could check out the ladies without beeing creepy ;)
My OF is very sheep 😉 Also its kind of interesting that she..
My OF is very sheep 😉
Also its kind of interesting that sheep can remember up to 50 different individuals (humans and sheep). They are also able to recognize faces.
Well here is a little ray of sunshine 🌞 Also a picture of so..
Well here is a little ray of sunshine 🌞
Also a picture of some weirdo posing 🥳🤣
Also what happened to beeing topless at the beach? It has been a dramatic decline of them in Sweden! I blame the mobile phone camera....
Beautiful scenery on my lunchwalk. The birds sing to attract..
Beautiful scenery on my lunchwalk. The birds sing to attract a mate. I can not do that 🤣
2024-05-28 19:55:15 +0000 UTC View PostWork on "the unsinkable 2" continues. She is a BBW just unde..
Work on "the unsinkable 2" continues. She is a BBW just under the size that requires a "Coastal skipper exam" to use, so maintenence comes with that 🤣
2024-05-21 19:29:26 +0000 UTC View Post"The Unsikable 2" is getting some love before the summer rea..
"The Unsikable 2" is getting some love before the summer really starts.
2024-05-15 19:43:19 +0000 UTC View PostDon´t belive the sign they put up, im not a bad one 🤣
Don´t belive the sign they put up, im not a bad one 🤣
2024-05-12 19:14:39 +0000 UTC View PostBeautiful day, but the ice was all wet. Apparently "The cont..
Beautiful day, but the ice was all wet.
Apparently "The contrast of the cold on your hot body floods the body with a rush of sensations that can be incredibly stimulating". But im not going out anyway :)
Some winter pictures from Sweden. Personally i have had enou..
Some winter pictures from Sweden. Personally i have had enough of the snow for now but apparently snow is an aphrodisiac to 32% of couples - making them feel romantic and closer to their partner.
2024-02-14 20:05:55 +0000 UTC View PostDo you find male beards irresistible? If so, you may have po..
Do you find male beards irresistible? If so, you may have pogonophilia. This is a type of intense attraction to bearded men.
2024-01-24 19:41:25 +0000 UTC View PostSo, what do you think? Is it at the front or in the back? :)
So, what do you think?
Is it at the front or in the back? :)
Today i went picking mushrooms. Here due to the right to ro..
Today i went picking mushrooms.
Here due to the right to roam it's possible to just go out in the forest and pick 👍😀
Im in Stockholm Stockholm consisting of 14 islands. and the..
Im in Stockholm
Stockholm consisting of 14 islands. and the water is so clean you can catch a fish and eat it in the city center. And also swim ofcourse.
Its just a nice city, i think it has this small town feeling even if its a big town!
Today i bought a letter of indulgence or "sins forgiven, pas..
Today i bought a letter of indulgence or "sins forgiven, past and future".
It just cover moral sins 😉 But thats all i need 😉
The curch started selling these when they needed money to build the vatican curch. Sneaky bastards.
But mine is just as a joke, its not official.
So, anybody up for some sinning? 😁
Today i was at a science "museum".🦖💻 Those who start to get ..
Today i was at a science "museum".🦖💻
Those who start to get to know me, knows that i was very flabbergasted with new knowledge and that i was horny 😊
Cloudy and gloomy day here in Sweden, perfect for forest exp..
Cloudy and gloomy day here in Sweden, perfect for forest exploration.
Second picture is blueberries, and the third is chanterelles also called "the gold of the forest". Both are really really good and picked a lot here.
Oh, being the naughty guy i am, there is also some nsfw pictures if you are interested ;)
Getting some color 🌞 The beer is called "people's beer" in ..
Getting some color 🌞
The beer is called "people's beer" in Sweden it's because you can buy them in every store, and they are very low alcohol level. To get proper beer you need to go to a government run store called "systembolaget". It's a thing from the past because we use to drink waaay to much here 🍺
Still hot in Sweden 🌞🥵 Did some work on my boat, soon time f..
Still hot in Sweden 🌞🥵
Did some work on my boat, soon time for some lazy days on the lake :)
Sweden is 5th on the list "countries with most lakes"
The heatwave in Sweden continues, so a long walk outside was..
The heatwave in Sweden continues, so a long walk outside was nice 🌞
I saw a snake for the third day in row, there are just one kind of poisonous snake in Sweden and this is the one.
Its called "huggorm" wich translates to "Biting snake" so its best to keep distance. 🐍😱
In religion, mythology, and literature, serpents and snakes represent fertility or the creative life force. As snakes shed their skin through sloughing, they are symbols of rebirth, transformation, immortality, and healing.
Sexual attraction to trees is called dendrophilia. That mean..
Sexual attraction to trees is called dendrophilia. That means that some people put their peckers in holes pecked by peckers 🐦😂
Sadly im not one of them, living in the forest i would have so many hot trees to choose from 🌴🔥💦