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Welcome (back)! Some of you may know me from before. Now I’m..

Welcome (back)! Some of you may know me from before. Now I’m back! My name is Leo, I’m 35, dad of one, PhD student. I have a big thick cock and I love showing off. Very proud of my unique size, and always willing to talk about it. I'm bisexual and open minded so come and ask me anything!

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Bulging at work can be a bit of an issue for me. I like show..

Bulging at work can be a bit of an issue for me. I like showing off and obviously I’m very proud of my huge penis but I’m also concerned that people might think I’m a sexual deviant and get off of showing off. Obviously they’d be right but whether I like it or not, my bulge is there for everyone to see and notice. How would you deal with having me as a coworker? Would you ask me about it, comment on it, joke about it, stare at it, or try to feel it somehow?

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Recently a coworker of mine asked me whether I was a shower ..

Recently a coworker of mine asked me whether I was a shower or a grower (we were at a conference and had a bit in our glasses). I had to stop and think about it a bit. Obviously my soft size is very large, I’m both longer and significantly thicker than most men hard, but then again my cock does get quite a bit bigger when I get hard. I’ve often been told that the girth of my cock overshadows my length, so maybe it’s a trick of the eye. - but I definitely think I’m a grower. It just gets so much bigger, and maybe the fact that my erections are so strong contributes to that. What do you think?

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For as long as I can remember, I’ve enjoyed spending time al..

For as long as I can remember, I’ve enjoyed spending time alone to appreciate and admire my own huge penis. I used to feel somewhat ashamed of it because I didn’t know whether it was normal or not but now I understand than the power of a huge penis is universal. Everyone is curious about the guy rumoured to have a massive penis. Looks don’t matter, nothing matters. Size is king, and I’m king sized.

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Do I pass the toilet paper roll? That was a big thing back i..

Do I pass the toilet paper roll? That was a big thing back in the days and I never really understood because obviously there’s no way my penis can fit in there?? That’s tiny! Took me a while to realize that you’re supposed to see if you fit HARD.

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The nickname beer can has stuck with me for years. Obviously..

The nickname beer can has stuck with me for years. Obviously it’s because I have an extremely thick penis. But I’ve had many other nicknames through the years. Double Dick Leo, Jaw Breaker, Race Horse, Elephant Boy. Oh it’s so nice to have a giant penis :)

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Good morning! I thought I should post something to introduce..

Good morning! I thought I should post something to introduce my penis to all of you. This is my cock. It’s big, it’s thick, it’s mighty and it’s hard. It genuinely and undeniably turns me the fuck on to hear your thoughts on it. Everything. It’s the fuel that it runs on. So feed it and watch it grow with me. You are seeing something that I’m sure a lot of people around me in my life have wondered about. And if you know me in real life somehow, well now you know. Let’s keep it a secret.

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I love spending time with my cock. I can go from soft to sem..

I love spending time with my cock. I can go from soft to semi to hard to semi to soft to hard all day long just playing with it, feeling it change and grow and become heavy and warm. Fuck my cock is so fat!!!

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I love comparing my cock to stuff. That’s one of the first t..

I love comparing my cock to stuff. That’s one of the first things I started doing when I realised I was much bigger than normal. I remember I used to compare to my mom’s perfume bottle and I would hang wet towels from my cock to turn myself on. Very little has changed.

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Good morning :) do you ever just feel this overwhelming rush..

Good morning :) do you ever just feel this overwhelming rush of power when you get really horny? For me, horniness and a sense of power are very much two sides of the same coin. Maybe it’s because I can get so fucking hard that it feels like I have a dangerous weapon between my legs that I just want to use on someone. Maybe because my cock is so big and thick and hard that it is actually dangerous. Maybe because it scares some people. In any case I fucking love it.

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I have a literal beer can cock. Would it change how you see ..

I have a literal beer can cock. Would it change how you see me and behave around me if you found out about my massive secret?

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I’ve heard that some men wear their cock upwards when they’r..

I’ve heard that some men wear their cock upwards when they’re soft. I tried the other day. I don’t understand how it’s possible. Maybe mine is just too fat.

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Let me hypnotise you with my obscene bulge. Look at it. Let ..

Let me hypnotise you with my obscene bulge. Look at it. Let it control your mind. Let your mind go there. What do you want?

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I regularly do bulge checks at work because 1) I know it’s v..

I regularly do bulge checks at work because 1) I know it’s visible but not necessarily just how and 2) I am turned on by and proud of my own huge cock being too big to hide, even around family friends and coworkers 3) at the same time I feel deeply insecure about it being too big because it makes me think I need to somehow hide it. So I always wear something to partially hide it if need be at work. It feels good to know that I would be able to hide it, even if I rarely do.

I’m very curious nonetheless whether people look at my penis when I walk around, if they think it’s fake, what they think, if they think it’s obscene or inappropriate, if and who gets turned on, do people think about it afterwards? So many questions I’d like you to answer since this is our little secret and you can tell me anything and ask anything. This is literally big dick safe space for me/(hopefully) you.

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POV you agreed to suck off more than you can chew.

POV you agreed to suck off more than you can chew.

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Some of you who’ve known me for some years have surely notic..

Some of you who’ve known me for some years have surely noticed and many have asked about and mentioned: my growth. So I give you this comparison of my soft size at 18 and at 35 years of age. I’d be *very* curious to know your thoughts.

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Do other guys do this? Get hypererect? Like really push thei..

Do other guys do this? Get hypererect? Like really push their cock to its limit? I do.

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After a nice hot shower.

After a nice hot shower.

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My fat jiggly bulge in an Uber with my boss. A bit risky tak..

My fat jiggly bulge in an Uber with my boss. A bit risky taking that video next to him but he was sightseeing out the window. Is this what normal people do? My penis size has broken me 😶

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I do bulge checks at work because although I’m very proud of..

I do bulge checks at work because although I’m very proud of my very large penis size, I’m also self-conscious and I have very little capacity for imagining how others perceive me. So I regularly check my outfit specifically to see if my bulge is appropriate, too much, looks obscene. But then I get turned on by how big my penis is and I start taking pictures for you degenerates.

I often try to remind myself that if I was a woman with the female breast equivalent of megalophallus (gigantomastia), I would have no other choice but to go to work and know that everyone sees what I have. Somehow putting myself in that position helps me rationalise that I am the way that I am and that I should just be proud and not try to hide for the sake of others.

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*what do you do for fun?* Me:

*what do you do for fun?*

Me:

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Good morning! Obviously being a dad I’m a bit busy during th..

Good morning! Obviously being a dad I’m a bit busy during the weekends but here is a totally soft and a hard comparison for you because I know you wake up thinking about my huge fat cock.

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Some of you may know I’ve suffered from priapism in the past..

Some of you may know I’ve suffered from priapism in the past. Named after the Greek god with the enormous penis, pretty fitting. For me, it happens when I wake up and realize I’ve been hard all night and it’s extremely painful. Too much flow in, not enough out. It can be so painful that I’ve taken an ice bath hoping it would go down. This is last summer when I had a pretty distinct discolouration following a few powerful episode. It’s just iron in the skin and has since disappeared (mostly). Can be a bit scary to have an erection that is so powerful and lasts for hours that is against your will, cannot be changed by anything. I’ve been to the WR a few times but never had any need for aspiration as it’s never lasted more than 4h after waking up. On the plus side though I know that my adult growth from big to enormous penis is (at least partially) thanks to that.

This video shows the discolouration pretty well. It’s just in the skin, purely just funny looking and not indicative of anything dangerous.

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Would you like to rest your head right there and feel the wa..

Would you like to rest your head right there and feel the warmth and smell rise from my large, thick soft cock?

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Good morning! We finally had nice sunny weather here this we..

Good morning! We finally had nice sunny weather here this weekend, but it was freezing cold. Nothing like coming home and letting my big fat cock breathe a little. One girl I slept with many years ago called my size “titanesque” and I always liked that. She also called it obese. Funny how both positive and negative connotations turn me on. Doesn’t matter if you think my cock is amazing or too big, even disgusting or weird. I like all reactions. As long as I can shock you with how big my cock is, I’m in.

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Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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Let my huge fat cock hypnotise you :) Look at my bulge Lo..

Let my huge fat cock hypnotise you :)

Look at my bulge

Look at my big fat bulge

Follow my big bulge

Look at my big fat bulge

(Now send me a tip)

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Being born with a huge fat cock is probably the best possibl..

Being born with a huge fat cock is probably the best possible timeline for me. Good morning :)
It’s been a bit of a struggle to get back into my studies after summer leave. I’ve been extremely distracted by my penis. Sometimes I just get obsessed with it. Now is one of those times. If I had all the time in the world I would just be hard all day and play with it.

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I love my wildmanT underwear. It’s so comfortable compared t..

I love my wildmanT underwear. It’s so comfortable compared to normal underwear. I wish I had discovered them way earlier. Anyways here is my big fat cock. Isn’t it….pendulous?

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Once a friend told me that someone who didn’t know had asked..

Once a friend told me that someone who didn’t know had asked them whether I had some sort of deformity or what was up with my bulge. I thought it was hilarious.

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