I was at a Renaissance Festival on Saturday and one of my photographer friends was able to take such a wonderful photo of me! But I can't stop laughing at the obvious love bites littering my skin. I wonder what people thought when they saw me walking past! 🤣
2024-04-24 17:23:22 +0000 UTC View PostI visited the Sherwood Forest Faire renaissance festival this weekend and got the CUTEST paddle! The artist used the shou sugi ban technique to finish it and I'm in love. Great thud too!
2024-04-21 19:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post
This is like a reverse strip tease. 🤔 Let's get dressed for today! All that's missing now is makeup and accessories!
2024-04-14 15:31:56 +0000 UTC View PostWell, I've been in Orlando for 2 hours and I've already had a blindfolded 6'5" man's taint in my mouth.
2024-04-13 22:44:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Sneaky treat from last night's Shower Beer 🤭 Perfect way to unwind after a long day!
2024-04-10 19:53:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe full video is ready on @theaudaxxxity now. 🤭 I had fun editing that down!
2024-04-08 17:23:36 +0000 UTC View PostI got a really lovely new toy and finally tested it out tonight. Here's a glimpse of it in use... I'm considering uploading a longer video to @theaudaxxxity of me preparing for it, because what you can't tell from this clip is it provides clit, gspot, and anal vibrations. I was in a beautiful world of overstimulation and spent an hour just riding the waves... I've got some pretty delicious footage of me bent over to finger my ass and prepare myself for this. And then proceeding to test the settings and ride it over and over again. 🤭 The only thing missing was my lover's cock in my mouth so every hole could be filled. But oh well. Guess I should bring it with me to Orlando next weekend and see if he can help me with that. Technology falls short compared (*cum*pared?) to the feeling of a real person, so even with all of this going on, I just needed to be physically held and fucked somewhere, somehow. 5 more days! As I'm moving in this clip, though, you should be able to hear the toy moving slick inside of me... Enjoy. 😘
2024-04-08 05:16:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Went to the concert for one of my favourite Eurovision bands last night (Dadi Freyr) and had a blast! A big surprise to hear that the opening band was Australian, so that got me nostalgic AF for home. 🥹 But I got... quite distracted between the different acts. I received some flirtatious messages from my partner during the concert that got me a little riled up. So as soon as I got home, it was time to shower and cum. Not often that I bring toys in there! Perfect high note to end the evening on. 🫠 And I made sure to take some footage for him to enjoy. 🤭🤭🤭 Also, wearing sunglasses to a concert is apparently a GREAT way to help with overstimulation! Autism hack! I may have looked like a douche, but it worked out great for me lol!
2024-04-06 14:50:42 +0000 UTC View PostNot to be an internet slut stereotype, but the temptation to get my nipples pierced keeps rising. 🤔 Only downside is it means they would be off limits for fun for a while!
2024-04-04 21:22:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Well good afternoon to you all 😘 I have a surprise day off this week because of all my overtime. But, of course, the universe has a sense of humour... I had to leave the house at 1:30AM last night to make a house call for my day job and didn't get back until 3:30AM. I earned my lazy morning bed with plenty of kitty cuddles!
2024-03-27 17:56:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, you see, I was trying to be all cute and document tonight's outfit, and then Marple decided SHE was the star of the show instead... Which is true! 🤷🏼 I'm just her adoring hooman. I had a lovely night reconnecting with a friend I haven't seen in over a year. Unfortunately that also included me standing in an ants nest and getting bitten not just on my legs... But my armpit and underboob too?!? HOW?!?! I need someone to slather me in aloe, calamine, or hydrocortisone cream. 😭 After a soothing glass of Laphroaig 10 scotch, I met up with my best friend for some ramen. Now it's time to get comfy and sleep, and hope the itching subsides!
2024-03-23 06:27:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Anyone want to help me have a happy birthday?
2024-03-17 21:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Birthday lunch outfit! Going with my favorite silk wrap pants, and then I've got my green lace crop top with matching coloured thong 🥰 My actual bday isn't until tomorrow, but we're starting the celebration early by introducing my lover to my friends over hot pot!
2024-03-16 15:45:07 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a fun play party for my lover's birthday last month, now my birthday is this weekend! A shame I don't have a setup like his available at home, but I'm hoping to still have some fun and celebrate. 🤭 We'll be attending the fetish night at a local swingers club, and I'm currently debating if crotchless panties are on them or over the top... 🤔 I hope I end up with some fabulous stories for you again though!
2024-03-15 02:55:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Ya boi had an experience last night. Baby's first play party! And holy shit was that a wild time. Started nice and chill with some drinks and conversation, then developed into an impact toy tutorial, and the next thing I know I'm eating out a goddess of a woman on the patio. One of the highlights is inviting the Lover to come between us as we made out and lavished his cock with kisses and our tongues. A new experience for us both! And, as they say in Mamma Mia, "dot dot dot..." because I also got to experience having someone ride my face while I take an absolute fucking pounding too. The mental spank bank is overflowing. I'm so glad I brought this outfit with me. 🫠 I fucking love this city. I need to leave Texas lol.
2024-02-25 21:45:53 +0000 UTC View Post
It's me and my emotional support cardigan against the world. 🥰 I've had this since 2015, when I bought it from a resale shop outside of Houston. And tbh I've probably worn it almost *every* day since then. It's no surprise green is my favourite colour, and my safety colour.
2024-02-24 21:28:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Question: does giving and receiving head in the middle of night make bedhead worse? 🤔 Not gonna lie I kinda like to look - I feel like I'm gonna launch a punk album. And good morning from Orlando! 💕 I flew back again for the lover's birthday and for game night I was *falsely* accused and guillotined for being a werewolf. 😤 I was innocent!!! This injustice won't stand. As revenge, I'm tempted to not let him cum all weekend. I usually don't hold grudges, but...
2024-02-23 14:52:21 +0000 UTC View PostMonday has been pretty rough, so I decided to upload something to @theaudaxxxity and lift our collective moods. 😏 What can I say, the bat robe made me feel some kind of way!
2024-02-20 01:28:58 +0000 UTC View PostIn regards to the outfit on tiktok and Instagram right now 😉
2024-02-17 22:42:47 +0000 UTC View Post
After a rough start to the month, ya boi is BACK! Starting my Sunday morning off with kitty cuddles and some green tea in the best and truest mug ever. 😏 And yes! I am wearing my star trek pyjama pants! 😂
2024-02-11 16:57:58 +0000 UTC View Post
The lover has a really fabulous toy called a Sybian, which is life changing tbh. Vibrates, has multiple size attachments, and you can physically relinquish control of your pleasure to someone you trust. I fucking love that. But the funniest thing about these photos? He started singing that russian Capybara song at me and I lost my shit and was CACKLING with laughter. That's an interesting edging technique, lemme tell you. But a machine definitely lacks the warmth and power of a real human being, and as he was towering over me while stroking his cock all I could think about was wanting *him* instead. I was begging for it honestly. And then I was happily wrenched from the Sybian and pushed face-first on my hands and knees and my body claimed by him. 🫠 The song "cumjunkie" is on our shared playlist for a reason...
2024-01-31 17:15:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Love me a bar that offers a saddle as a seat 😏 I'm getting plenty of riding practice this weekend
2024-01-27 23:35:30 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, I feel like I've teased you guys enough with that toy from Squidly Co, so here's a clip of it in use. I'm thinking of recording a new video to put on TheAudaxxxity while I figure out which camera angles are best for that kind of thing. I also spent most of the previous video trying to maneuver this inside of me. 😂 But this Neptune was ridiculously effective because of the texture and ability to grind on it. 🫠 So, enjoy some Dax in motion! (Any unlocks of this will go to paying off my $900 windshield replacement from this week 😖)
2024-01-26 18:24:57 +0000 UTC View PostGoing an another trip to New Orleans! This time I get to spend the weekend, and the things I'm most excited about are 1) whiskey grilled cheese from Killer Po Boys and 2) touring the Sazerac House with friends! Since I'll be walking around so much and, uh, getting exercise in with the lover while I'm there, I figure I should do some warm-up stretches. 🤭 Ya boi is quite limber.
2024-01-26 05:23:34 +0000 UTC View PostI got a package in the mail on Saturday - emphasis on the word "package" - with some pieces from Squidly Co. Two size training Fae Pod plugs and a Neptune insertable in their malachite pour. The latter of which I got to try out that same night... I didn't peg myself as a monster fucker but, uh, this thing has rave reviews from me. 🫠 The suction cups/suckers design were interesting to actually get in, but the feeling of that texture? Goddamn. I took around a 6min video testing it out, which I'm considering uploading to either TheAudaxxxity or a locked post on here. So this is a cropped segment of me preparing the Neptune for use. 🤭
2024-01-22 16:57:34 +0000 UTC View Post
It's all about the details... And a lace thong is a great one.
2024-01-20 01:42:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Not gonna lie, I definitely decided on a preferred style of undies and got like 50 copies of it. Which is one of the most autistic things I could possibly do - making sure my sensory issues don't get triggered by different fabric textures and cuts. 😂 This is probably the most feminine pair of them I have, just by virtue of being pink. The majority are black, because it works with my skintone so well. But there's definitely a reason I love this style so much! I always adore how it looks on my figure. ⏳⏳⏳
2024-01-17 05:22:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Had quite the sendoff last night before I got ready for the airport. Nothing like a casual weekend trip for a renaissance festival and, uh, a personal sex dungeon... A night of being blindfolded (that's a new one!) on a cross to get spanked and flogged, teased with fingers and a vibrator, then getting moved to the bedroom to ride another sex toy, before getting fucked deeply into a mattress while desperately holding back the words "Yes Sir." That was a hell of an intrusive thought, lemme tell you. Between that and getting repeatedly called a good boi, I am having quite the sexual awakening lately. While I was lying in bed to catch my breath, wet and dripping with his cum, he went to the kitchen to make us some roasted potatoes with brie and stuffed mushrooms. I'm feeling pretty damn spoiled, my dudes. I don't know if I'll ever be able to sleep with someone unless a meal like that is provided afterwards. I'm getting Pavlov'd into craving cheese with orgasms. After we ate, we curled up for a nap until it was time to take me back to the airport. An 11:30PM flight is worth it when you get to maximise your time like that. And I just loved having a piece of him to take home with me. 🫠 I wish I stole a shirt so I could keep his scent longer though. What a wonderful weekend!!
2024-01-15 20:24:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt's so important to stop and smell the roses... So come get a faceful of, uh, this rose. And nothing else, clearly.
2024-01-13 22:50:12 +0000 UTC View Post