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Would you be surprised if a mom like me pulled up beside you..

Would you be surprised if a mom like me pulled up beside you in a parking lot and flashed you? 😜 P.S. - Did you notice how relaxed my nipples are?! P.P.S. - If you've got renew on, check your messages later today! πŸ₯°

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Good morning, sunshine! β˜€οΈ If I didn't have a wax to get to..

Good morning, sunshine! β˜€οΈ If I didn't have a wax to get to, I might just stay in my cozy sweater and panties for a while.

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'Tis the season for ***Christmas Games*** ! Your ***MILF on ..

'Tis the season for ***Christmas Games*** ! Your ***MILF on the Shelf*** is here to make sure you're being naughty *and* nice. **How to get your gift?** *Tip $10 in the tip goal bar and get: β€’ Guaranteed 1 *Happy Holidays* Premium Video β€’ At least 2 *Happy Holidays* Premium Videos if Tip Goal is met - CandyCane Dildo Solo - POV: Stuff my Stocking (b/g) >>> BONUS DP Video -- CandyCane and Cock -- if double the Tip Goal is met!! πŸ˜²πŸ˜… The TOP TIPPER will get a FREE 5 minute personal vid! ~ Last chance to tip to get in on the fun is Saturday, December 24th. You’re not going to want to miss this Holiday fun! πŸŽπŸ’¦

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Happy Saturday! 😘 It's been a while since we've done a *gett..

Happy Saturday! 😘 It's been a while since we've done a *getting ready* vid, so here we go! As I was uploading this, I realized it's kind of like a reverse strip tease, but hey! It's fun to catch up, right? 😜 I'm starting to get in the Christmas spirit. Fun Christmas content and games coming your way soon! Hope you have a fantastic day! πŸ₯°

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Last week I took my boobs for their yearly checkup. Then I t..

Last week I took my boobs for their yearly checkup. Then I treated them to some shopping ☺️ Happy Fitting Room Friday 😜 Have I mentioned that I have a little bit of a medical kink? *Not* a mammogram kink, to be clear. It's more of a *doctor treating my "hysteria"* kind of fantasy. Remind me to tell you more about it sometime! 😘

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It's cozy in bed this morning. Wanna cuddle? πŸ₯°

It's cozy in bed this morning. Wanna cuddle? πŸ₯°

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Hump Day Views! πŸ‘β™₯️ If you've got renew on, check your mess..

Hump Day Views! πŸ‘β™₯️ If you've got renew on, check your messages later today for a fun surprise. 😘

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I like my coffee strong and black, sometimes with a little b..

I like my coffee strong and black, sometimes with a little bit of honey. Were you right? πŸ₯°

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My Tuesday is starting off with hot coffee and hard nipples...

My Tuesday is starting off with hot coffee and hard nipples. Guess how I like my coffee or what I'm wearing under my yoga pants, and I'll send you a surprise 😘

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In case you were wondering what an innocent mom like me has ..

In case you were wondering what an innocent mom like me has on under her respectable mom-clothes 😜

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I'm just an innocent looking mom in the drop-off line. Do yo..

I'm just an innocent looking mom in the drop-off line. Do you try to catch my attention? πŸ˜‡

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Good morning! β˜€οΈ It's time to rise and shine! Are you having..

Good morning! β˜€οΈ It's time to rise and shine! Are you having a fantasticThanksgiving weekend? β™₯️ I'm hosting Thanksgiving round 2 today. Time to start cooking. But first, underboob and mom hips to get your day started off right! 😜

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Good morning and Happy Friday! Would you help oil all me up ..

Good morning and Happy Friday! Would you help oil all me up if I asked nicely? πŸ˜‡ Totally forgot I made this for you. It's fun going through my camera roll every now and then and finding little gems. I've got a wax in about a week, so I'm currently a little fuzzier than this!

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*Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice* πŸ¦ƒ Gobble Gobble πŸ¦ƒ

*Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice* πŸ¦ƒ Gobble Gobble πŸ¦ƒ

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Happy Thanksgiving, friends! May your day be filled with lov..

Happy Thanksgiving, friends! May your day be filled with love and your belly filled with pie! πŸ₯§πŸ Lots of moms bake cookies. Not as many do it like Ms. Lori 😜😘

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This is what it looks like when my day on the lake starts of..

This is what it looks like when my day on the lake starts off cool and ends up hot - I strip down to my mom undies!

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Do you like down blouse views? πŸ₯°

Do you like down blouse views? πŸ₯°

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I made this for you over the weekend. Sometimes you just got..

I made this for you over the weekend. Sometimes you just gotta roll around in the sun β˜€οΈ Check your messages to see me absolutely soak these purple panties! πŸ’¦ Ok, so about Saturday night... The *plan* was to go out for a totally tame, early dinner and be in bed before 10 πŸ˜‡ And that's just how the evening started. Dinner was delectable and I'd had a respectable 2 cocktails. (So far, so good!) We decide to stay for one more drink and to catch the first set of the band who'd been setting up. A little yawn slips past my lips, but I say OK. Could be fun, right? We go to the bar to grab fresh drinks. This cute gal strikes up a conversation while I'm standing there. Just the basics -- what's your name, where are you from, what cha drinking... and so we start chatting. Enter shots. Never (*Always*?) a good idea. An hour later, we're in the bathroom sucking on each other's nipples and playing with each other's boobs. Nice, heavy, fake but not fake-looking or fake-feeling tits 🀀 There's talk about getting a hotel room. She is hot and heavy to hook up. Aaaaany way, one thing leads to another, and we end up at the, *ahem* , *gentleman's club*. Many drinks were imbibed and lots of lap dances and shenanigans were had, so I'll give you the highlights. Your sweet, innocent Ms. Lori gets pulled on stage by a dancer (half my age, of course!) She puts me on the floor, straddles me, and asks if she can take my tits out. (I'll let you guess what my answer was 😜) And then she teaches me some of her moves. Her cute little perky titties and my big mom-boobs made quite a sexy tableau. I'd say we put on a good show. I woke up with bruises in weird places, at any rate πŸ™ƒ I didn't go home with the girl from the bar.... this time! 😜 Moral of the story -- if you give this mom a shot, you're going to end up at a strip club. Happy Monday! 😘

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Are you ready to get this week started? πŸ₯° I have a story fo..

Are you ready to get this week started? πŸ₯° I have a story for you about my wild Saturday night! I just need a cup of coffee first 😜

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Is *Fitting Room Friday* a thing? If not, it should be! πŸ˜… I..

Is *Fitting Room Friday* a thing? If not, it should be! πŸ˜… I hope you're having an amazing Friday! 😘

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Good morning! β˜€οΈ New ASMR Vid Alert! β˜€οΈ To unlock the full v..

Good morning! β˜€οΈ New ASMR Vid Alert! β˜€οΈ To unlock the full vid of me whispering a very sexy secret to you, check your messages 😘 Have a very happy Friday! πŸ₯°

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Thursday Morning - brought to you by coffee and boobs ☺️ Hav..

Thursday Morning - brought to you by coffee and boobs ☺️ Have a wonderful day! 😘

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I celebrate ***you*** every day, and today I'm also celebrat..

I celebrate ***you*** every day, and today I'm also celebrating over 100K followers on Reddit! DM me "100K" for a chance to win a premium video of your choice!

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Happy Hump Day, babe! Does my big MILF booty put a smile on ..

Happy Hump Day, babe! Does my big MILF booty put a smile on your face? 😘

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I hear I'm a handful 😜

I hear I'm a handful 😜

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Good morning! It's been a week since I came down with COVID...

Good morning! It's been a week since I came down with COVID. I'm feeling *almost* back to normal! I'm ready for a cup of coffee and a great Monday! How about you?

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POV: You come up behind me, inch my leggings down, grab my h..

POV: You come up behind me, inch my leggings down, grab my hips. and pull me back onto you.

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If you've been around for a minute, you know I love spending..

If you've been around for a minute, you know I love spending time at the lake. When I'm able to relax and disconnect, I my mind runs wild with fantasies that I want to share with you! If you were my neighbor at the marina and you stopped by, you'd find me about to get railed on the boat! Check your messages for a clip. β›΅οΈπŸ’¦

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*Underthings*

*Underthings*

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