I made this for you over the weekend. Sometimes you just got..
Added 2022-11-21 15:01:13 +0000 UTCI made this for you over the weekend. Sometimes you just gotta roll around in the sun ☀️ Check your messages to see me absolutely soak these purple panties! 💦 Ok, so about Saturday night... The *plan* was to go out for a totally tame, early dinner and be in bed before 10 😇 And that's just how the evening started. Dinner was delectable and I'd had a respectable 2 cocktails. (So far, so good!) We decide to stay for one more drink and to catch the first set of the band who'd been setting up. A little yawn slips past my lips, but I say OK. Could be fun, right? We go to the bar to grab fresh drinks. This cute gal strikes up a conversation while I'm standing there. Just the basics -- what's your name, where are you from, what cha drinking... and so we start chatting. Enter shots. Never (*Always*?) a good idea. An hour later, we're in the bathroom sucking on each other's nipples and playing with each other's boobs. Nice, heavy, fake but not fake-looking or fake-feeling tits 🤤 There's talk about getting a hotel room. She is hot and heavy to hook up. Aaaaany way, one thing leads to another, and we end up at the, *ahem* , *gentleman's club*. Many drinks were imbibed and lots of lap dances and shenanigans were had, so I'll give you the highlights. Your sweet, innocent Ms. Lori gets pulled on stage by a dancer (half my age, of course!) She puts me on the floor, straddles me, and asks if she can take my tits out. (I'll let you guess what my answer was 😜) And then she teaches me some of her moves. Her cute little perky titties and my big mom-boobs made quite a sexy tableau. I'd say we put on a good show. I woke up with bruises in weird places, at any rate 🙃 I didn't go home with the girl from the bar.... this time! 😜 Moral of the story -- if you give this mom a shot, you're going to end up at a strip club. Happy Monday! 😘
