video incoming! im filming in a new location and setting up..
video incoming! im filming in a new location and setting up the lighting and adjusting the camera has taken a bit longer than i thought it would
2021-05-10 07:03:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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in terms of jaw, i am almost at my goal weight.
in terms of jaw, i am almost at my goal weight.
2021-05-09 06:30:04 +0000 UTC View Postaw shit my bad. i totally forgot to post these. oops. anyway..
aw shit my bad. i totally forgot to post these. oops. anyway, ‘twasn’t easy to hide that fucking lip, but some light tricks and the right angle can do magic
2021-05-08 14:35:26 +0000 UTC View Postit may be posted late, but i will be posting tonight. i’ve g..
it may be posted late, but i will be posting tonight. i’ve got a lot of new wardrobe that’s dying for some screen time.
2021-05-08 03:06:06 +0000 UTC View Postover here looking like Glen Quagmire. giggity
over here looking like Glen Quagmire. giggity
2021-05-07 00:10:55 +0000 UTC View Posti apologize for not posting, but pain medicine renders me ba..
i apologize for not posting, but pain medicine renders me basically comat0se. also, this photo is an exact replica of what my face currently looks like. i am so swollen that it looks like im smuggling golf balls in my face. the dr. said the swelling should start going down, so hopefully things will be back to normal soon
2021-05-06 15:34:57 +0000 UTC View Postnever, i repeat, NEVER open a bottle with your teeth. i know..
never, i repeat, NEVER open a bottle with your teeth. i know this is obvious to most people, but not to Tessa ‘Party-fouler’. i tried to show off and pull out some of my old bar tricks and ended up cracking my tooth to the point of needing a dental implant. i had work done on the tooth years ago and apparently this made it more vulnerable to breaking when exposed to BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA. i’m a fucking idiot im currently in quite a bit of pain, and i’ve got a pretty gimp lip. so i’ll have to reschedule the live show. sorry guys. i’ll try to be less destructive, but i can’t make any promises
2021-05-05 00:29:06 +0000 UTC View Postboring night. live stream tomorrow. i’ll post more details i..
boring night. live stream tomorrow. i’ll post more details in the AM :)
2021-05-04 07:00:22 +0000 UTC View Postspent about an hour googling if wearing this qipao was disre..
spent about an hour googling if wearing this qipao was disrespectful or not. from what i can tell, it’s not. but if for some reason you do find this offensive, then keep scrolling... i take it off.
2021-05-03 05:27:58 +0000 UTC View Postoh who am i kidding, i could totally be your woman ;)
oh who am i kidding, i could totally be your woman ;)
2021-05-02 12:41:10 +0000 UTC View Postsomething about a ponytail makes me feel like a bad bitch.
something about a ponytail makes me feel like a bad bitch.
2021-05-02 11:02:13 +0000 UTC View Postposts are coming, just running late. p.s. i need a smaller..
posts are coming, just running late. p.s. i need a smaller phone. this one is so hard to hold without my hand looking like a claw
2021-05-02 07:31:37 +0000 UTC View Postfeeling shitty, scratchy throat, bloated, and overall just u..
feeling shitty, scratchy throat, bloated, and overall just under the weather. on the bright side, my scratchy throat means i’ve got that raspy ‘party girl voice’ (as i like to call it), and my swollen tits look amazing. they’re so swollen right now that they couldn’t fit in my bra, hence the extra deep bra marks. also, ignore the my unpainted nails. double post tomorrow :) xoxo tessa
2021-05-01 06:39:18 +0000 UTC View Postyou’d think i graduated from college if you saw how good my ..
you’d think i graduated from college if you saw how good my brain is ;)
2021-04-29 07:20:54 +0000 UTC View Posti can’t do a full set tonight because i have a lot of work t..
i can’t do a full set tonight because i have a lot of work to do to prepare for movers tomorrow morning. so, here, instead have some dick-n-tits.
2021-04-28 06:32:55 +0000 UTC View Postin full speed these lights are INTENSE. my neighbors across ..
in full speed these lights are INTENSE. my neighbors across the street are thinking “who the fuck has a strobe light in 2021?!”
2021-04-27 07:30:01 +0000 UTC View Postthis took forever. i fell asleep after i got home (could’ve ..
this took forever. i fell asleep after i got home (could’ve seen that coming) but i woke up early and rushed to shoot and post for last night... then mid shoot i got a package with this outfit in it. AND THEN, as i was about to post those photos i got another delivery... this dope ass mirror. so, naturally, i had to start over and utilize it. little did i know it would take 45 min just to unbox and screw all the bulbs in. then add another hour that it took to angle my camera and my master light in such a way that you can’t see them in the mirror... suddenly it’s 2:30pm haha. totally worth it.
2021-04-26 21:35:10 +0000 UTC View Posti am on my way home, and based on the time i will probably b..
i am on my way home, and based on the time i will probably be posting a little late. but tonight’s outfit is cute so hopefully that makes up for it ;)
2021-04-26 06:33:26 +0000 UTC View Post
haha that last one, again, looks like im digging in my crotc..
haha that last one, again, looks like im digging in my crotch. . . well, like, i am... but it’s not what you think . it’s a sexy touch, not a scratchy touch
2021-04-24 07:28:26 +0000 UTC View Postwhen i was struggling with my clasps, how many of you though..
when i was struggling with my clasps, how many of you thought i was playing in my butt?
2021-04-23 08:09:16 +0000 UTC View Posti’ve been working on her all day, and now im about to stuff ..
i’ve been working on her all day, and now im about to stuff this bitch. really fill her up. . . jokes aside, i really did work on assembling this all day haha. it took way longer than it should have. that being said, i had no time to get ready... hence the sticker.
2021-04-22 07:14:32 +0000 UTC View Posthey Sharper Image, how about next time you make a vibrator y..
hey Sharper Image, how about next time you make a vibrator you add a designated on/off button? because turning this thing off feels like two steps forward one step back. plus, i’ve never casually turned off a vibrator. no. if im turning off a vibrator, then i need it off NOW. think about it. either, 1.) i just finished and my self respect is beginning to come back (in which case i need it off and out of my face asap). 2.) im about to cum, but i haven’t gotten to the best part of the porn yet so i need to stop NOW so i can drag that thing out. make a session out of it, ya know? yeah.. you know. ;) or 3.) im getting caught in the act. and if im getting caught “playing the downstairs deejay”, the last thing i want is to cycle through louder, more intense settings in order to turn the fucking vibrator off. actually, with that in mind, Sharper Image you should actually add an emergency brake. idk. just something to run by the R&D department.
2021-04-21 06:42:36 +0000 UTC View Postyours truly, Tessa Fowler xoxo
yours truly, Tessa Fowler xoxo
2021-04-20 07:39:52 +0000 UTC View Postso, ball chair is my all time favorite thing. i’m never leav..
so, ball chair is my all time favorite thing. i’m never leaving this orb of awesome. seriously though... i’ve wanted one of these chairs since i was a kid. i BEGGED my mom to get me one, but she always said no. well, im all grown up now and guess what mom?! i have a ball chair!! i have, quite literally, come full circle. it’s a beautiful thing
2021-04-19 07:51:11 +0000 UTC View Posti don’t even remember the last time i wore a bikini. like, a..
i don’t even remember the last time i wore a bikini. like, actually wore one. in front of people. near a body of water. outside. man, those were the days 😂
2021-04-18 05:43:17 +0000 UTC View Postpassed out early and just woke up in a panic 😂 ‘try on’ vi..
passed out early and just woke up in a panic 😂 ‘try on’ video tomorrow :)
2021-04-17 06:46:56 +0000 UTC View Postsuck away from the movie when i realized the time. y’all, ..
suck away from the movie when i realized the time. y’all, if you see a movie, see Nobody. do it.
2021-04-16 07:00:41 +0000 UTC View Posti ordered a SHIT TON of bathing suits, the last of which wil..
i ordered a SHIT TON of bathing suits, the last of which will be delivered tomorrow! and you know what that means... try on video coming soon ;)
2021-04-15 08:10:51 +0000 UTC View Posti love this bodysuit and i want to wear it at my funeral.
i love this bodysuit and i want to wear it at my funeral.
2021-04-15 08:08:29 +0000 UTC View Post