y’all.. these boob lines are something fierce. im going to let them chill out a bit before i shoot. im also going to make a mental note to loosen my bra a bit next time
2021-04-15 06:55:05 +0000 UTC View Post
daaaaamn, i look as sleepy as i feel. it took me around two weeks, but i FINALLY built my stupid bed frame. fine, it’s not stupid, but it was a bitch to build. i managed to paint half of my apartment in approx 7 hours today, and yet finishing this bed was the most frustrating thing i did today. a few of my big furniture pieces are arriving tomorrow! im so stoked. one of those pieces happens to be the most ridiculous, yet iconic chair that im sure half of you will love and the other half is wrong. hahaha i have some pretty rad stuff in the works, and i can’t wait to show you guys! hopefully the grand tour video comes sooner rather than later xo
2021-04-14 08:51:36 +0000 UTC View Post
i don’t know how, but i managed to forget to post these after i took them. haha. dumbass. also, an update on my power issue... i still don’t know what the problem is, but i do know that a few surge protectors seem to be the solution. for now. :)
2021-04-13 15:26:17 +0000 UTC View Posthelp me! it’s happened 3-4 times three past two weeks and i noticed the outage has lasted at the shortest maybe 15 minutes, and the longest was at least 12 hours. could be longer because i don’t know when it started, but i was aware of the issue for 12 hours before it magically fixed itself. oh, yeah, and i wish you could lightly suck on my nipples while i grab your rock hard cock that’s protruding from your noticeably tighter jeans.
2021-04-12 11:53:31 +0000 UTC View Postaaahhh. shit. just noticed the time! gonna be a late update. ~2 hours late. xoxo love ya guts!
2021-04-12 06:57:25 +0000 UTC View Postalways. check. your. measurements! (oh and sorry for the horrible beeping. i live in west hollywood, so that’s no where near the most distracting noise i hear outside my window... but it’s close)
2021-04-11 06:56:15 +0000 UTC View Post
raw and wet. my favorite way to be.
2021-04-10 09:01:30 +0000 UTC View Postyou guys... writing ‘damn’ under my boob where i can’t see was so difficult.the D was especially hard. which, ironically, is exactly what i had hope would happen when filming this... but i guess i should’ve been more specific.
2021-04-09 07:47:30 +0000 UTC View Post
this is, hands down, the most uncomfortable ‘nipple ripping’ bodysuit in existence. but i’ll be damned if it doesn’t make me feel like Xenia Warrior Princess.
2021-04-08 07:43:47 +0000 UTC View Post
facebook memories just alerted me that on this day, TEN years ago, i did my first ever photo shoot! it was the Girls of the SEC Nov. 2011 issue of Playboy. it happened so fast... i was working the morning shift at Hooters when Playboy scouts came in looking for girls to audition, and 24 hours later i was in hair & makeup doing a photo shoot for FUCKING PLAYBOY. it was insane. i remember being so nervous and really struggling with wether or not i should even do it. i didn’t want to ‘ruin my future’ by posing topless. HAHA little did i know, this was actually the start of what has been an incredible career that i am so lucky to have. so, sweet little 19 year old Tessa, cheers to you! you made the right choice, and i thank you for it 🍻
2021-04-07 14:42:18 +0000 UTC View Postyo. it just took me 30+ minutes to find a ‘gif maker’ that can use a video over 20 seconds long, doesn’t leave a watermark on the finished gif, doesn’t significantly lower the quality of the video, and one that preferably doesnt require a profile where i will unknowingly upload a video of my pussy (aka Notorious VAG, aka Vaggie Smalls). needless to say, i never found that site/app/unicorn. so here’s the best i could do, along with the source video just incase you felt robbed of some pixels
2021-04-07 07:44:33 +0000 UTC View Post
feed the pussycat, and it’ll never go home.
2021-04-06 08:29:48 +0000 UTC View Postoh shit. i forgot to post a second update yesterday! my bad. i’m setting up for tonight’s “shoot”, so ill whip up a second set and post them both tonight :)
2021-04-06 05:18:55 +0000 UTC View Post
gotta love a cute Easter UNdress ;) well in the spirit of easter, i hope all your dicks rise. . . . im sure that’ll offend someone, and to that person, im sorry. . and to everyone else, it’s funny right?! hahaha i’ll see you in hell.
2021-04-05 06:09:32 +0000 UTC View Postit’s been a pretty exhausting day, and i’m feeling gross and sleepy. so im going to take the night off. BUT, that means double post tomorrow! love you guys! . . hugs & jugs, Tessa xoxo
2021-04-04 03:54:17 +0000 UTC View Post
can i wear your shirt? no? okay, i’ll just go nakey
2021-04-02 08:23:08 +0000 UTC View Postto quote the poetic words of D4L “sucky sucky, sucky, sucky sucky lick”
2021-04-01 06:25:42 +0000 UTC View Post
camping in the living room because my bedframe didn’t come with instructions and it’s currently in pieces in my bedroom. and this isn’t your run of the mill bed frame.. i could figure that out eventually. no, i just HAD to get the one with gas powered lifts that lift the mattress so you can store shit underneath it. and since im no building scientist, there’s no way in hell that i’ll be able to figure that shit out. 😂 😂 so, until the manufacturer gets back to me i’ll be chillin here with all the electronics that i have yet to set up. haha damnit tessa. also, this mattress is so goddamn comfortable. if you’re on the market for a new one, i recommend Nectar. i’m a side sleeper with back pain, so i simultaneously need both a soft masters and a firm mattress. this seemed to be an impossible feat, but i’ll be damned if this mattress doesn’t fit that bill. anyway, i just had to share because i love it so much. #notsponsored
2021-03-31 08:34:25 +0000 UTC View Post
im all wet. which is the case about 90% of the time. but in this case... im super wet.
2021-03-30 07:58:56 +0000 UTC View Post
lame post. feeling pretty burnt out tonight. if you look closely, you can see my lazy ass ;)
2021-03-29 07:06:20 +0000 UTC View Post
guess who has, yet another, strap black ‘outfit’? me. it’s me.
2021-03-27 07:17:56 +0000 UTC View Post
eh. it worked out in the end. speaking of ‘the endi’ ... here’s some booty shots
2021-03-26 08:18:58 +0000 UTC View Post
okay i need to bring my old light setup to my new place PRONTO! this lighting situation friggin sucks. i’ve been tinkering with these damn lights for so long that i just realized what time it is. let me snap a few pics and i’ll be posting very soon :)
2021-03-26 07:11:11 +0000 UTC View Postyou’ll notice a jump at 2:28 ... i had to cut out a bad joke. and by bad i mean the- “oh my god. please ignore my dad, he doesn’t get out of the house much and forgot how to talk to people”- kind of joke. not the intensive- “cancel that bitch”- type. also, i love this shower. water gets super hot, the pressure is great, and as you can see in this video... the shower head comes off. ;) (if ya know what i mean)
2021-03-25 06:41:23 +0000 UTC View Post
sorry to end so soon! but honestly, would YOU want to keep a pizza this sexy waiting?
2021-03-25 04:48:49 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 03/25/2021 04:35 am
2021-03-25 04:41:37 +0000 UTC View Postif you can’t make it to the live stream, i’ll be posting it for later viewing :)
2021-03-25 04:06:28 +0000 UTC View Post