We made it through October, guys! Let’s all give ourselves a pat on the ass, what a fucking month! Thank you for being so patient with me during what was one of the most ✨hectic✨ months of 2021. The rest of the Trick-Or-Treats will be sent out to everyone this evening! I can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into this month. Happy November! 🦃
Introducing the Spooky Wheel of Misfortune! For $6, you can spin my wheel. Possible prizes include farts, burps, and a five minute custom video! I’ll post each number and what you’ll get if the wheel lands on it below in the comments. Beware… there may be a few tricks tossed in! 👻
Wooo! It’s time for another Mukbang, baby! Grab yourself a plate of food and eat with me. I made Eggs Benedict, well, kind of! I’m poor and lazy, so shortcuts were made. Plus, I don’t know how the hell to poach an egg, but I can suck a dick better than a Dyson! Have you ever had eggs benny? 🍳
I’m making a deviled egg eating & ass ripping PTV video today! If this isn’t your thing, feel free to ignore the message. I never want anyone to feel obligated to purchase a video that they aren’t interested in. I promise, I’ll not be upset. The fact that you’re here already means that I love you!
Hi, folks! I really don’t like to complain or vocalize anything negative that occurs in my life, but I have to let you all know what’s going on. The fuck machine video is still coming, I promise, but I haven’t been able to film it as I’ve been battling my PCOS since just before we finished the goal! I’m alright, no need to worry, and I’ll be able to film again once my cycle finally ends. I’ve had PCOS, or Polycystic Ovary Syndrome, for the entirety of my adult life but as of the past two years, it’s been really beating my ass. I’m hoping I don’t experience another 58 consecutive days of absolute period hell, as I’ve already dealt with that once this year and I’ve been in and out of various doctor offices and specialists all year in an attempt to find an OBGYN that understands and can help me figure out what my options are. I feel like bashing my skull against the concrete in frustration or shoving my fist up my ass, grabbing hold of my innards, yanking them out and fashioning a noose sometimes, but I’m still here and there’s no reason to be worried about me! I’m a tough gal and I’ve fought bigger bears than this. I just wanted to let you know what was going on behind the scenes, because while I disagree with shedding light on my struggles, I still have to keep the show going and provide an explanation for instances like these where there’s a hold up on content. Fingers crossed that my cave clears up soon so I can get plowed like the good lord intended, and I’m so sorry for the inconvenience! ♥️
We’re having an advent calendar type of situation next month! Every day, for 25 days, I’ll be sending you a video message to open and there’ll be a full length 5 minute video message on Christmas! I’m excited to do this, as I had such a blast during October with the trick or treat messages! We’re about to get festive af! ✨🎄✨☃️✨🎁✨❄️✨☃️✨🍪✨🎀✨🌲✨