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The upshot of my artistic swimmer training: I make my own bo..

The upshot of my artistic swimmer training: I make my own body conditioning fun! Here’s some audacious Yellow PVC Upshot’s from under my parallel bars as I work out. I got a little naughty with a golden shower routine lolololol

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After being homeless since July, I finally applied for my ne..

After being homeless since July, I finally applied for my new home, with perfect production assets! I now have a place to move into with the most beautiful pool. I’m moving around December 15th, once they finish renovating from previous occupancy. Fingers crossed my application is accepted. Unfortunately the pool is unheated - which has a plus side that it’s empty all winter. However, I’m thinking of seeing and constructing some super cool PVC body suits that will keep me warm in the water! I’ll be sharing the processes of making and sewing and the build methods, including rubberization of fabrics on my PG patron channel Patrëon, which can no longer host swimming videos (I must have a private video server to do this and I learned a lesson after loosing my video hosting and ALL MY CONTENT along with it once I could no longer afford the yearly upfront fees. That’s why I started moving a bunch of content over here! What type of content do I produce is most important to you?

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An hour in the bathtub with me I was cold after a swim and n..

An hour in the bathtub with me I was cold after a swim and needed to warm up as my brain was freezing… I’d like to spend more time with y’all in the bathtub if you enjoy this video

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Baseline Breathholding Face up underwater, upside down. Pro..

Baseline Breathholding Face up underwater, upside down. Probably the worst way to do it, but then again I had to start somewhere.

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Lingerie Wetlook day Chillin in the Jacuzzi

Lingerie Wetlook day Chillin in the Jacuzzi

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Ecstatic Stretch. I love wearing full body leotards where I ..

Ecstatic Stretch. I love wearing full body leotards where I can slip and slide over the mattress for my version of a workout.

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Wait, did I just spend more time talking shit instead of act..

Wait, did I just spend more time talking shit instead of actually doing something? Huh, I have no idea what I was talking about. Lol.

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Not Yet… Some close-up action shots from above of my diving-..

Not Yet… Some close-up action shots from above of my diving-in which has to be one of the most tricky and awesome planned shoots I’ve ever done. I perform in the most gorgeous fire-rainbow holographic PVC swimsuit.

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More above the water action fun coming soon… if I can actual..

More above the water action fun coming soon… if I can actually get motel wi-fi to upload 🥴. I am literally dying to get out of motel living and into a private place where I can start fiddling around with my At-At experiments because I’m in need of some relief. Also, I have covid at the moment and it sucks. What are you most looking forward to when I can get out of this darned lack-of-privacy motel living?

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From an actual live underwater magic show (I don’t do them o..

From an actual live underwater magic show (I don’t do them on YouTube anymore since my former channel got deleted during an actual livestream; proving YouTube’s actual disdain for the viewership my content attracts) I found it actually funny, because 100’s of people came complaining to me how I shouldn’t have been treated like that… but what they didn’t realize was that YouTube was placing judgement on *them* by taking away the source of their activity. The relief I felt in the immediacy afterwards was the silence, no sexual requests veiled as contingency games to be performed in a bathing suit. Here, I am free to talk about my sexual preferences, which happen to have nothing to do with running around in a bathing suit. Some people are disappointed by that because they project their own preferences onto my own playful performances. Honestly my preferences scare off most guys, I’d love to have a real life boyfriend, but boys find me a little intimidating. In real life, I think I’m just nuts and have made peace with that.

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Livestream gold swimcap and goggles

Livestream gold swimcap and goggles

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Lingerie day. Also trying to get my splits

Lingerie day. Also trying to get my splits

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Nude rings workout

Nude rings workout

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Here I am in my mink PVC swimsuit, trying to figure out how ..

Here I am in my mink PVC swimsuit, trying to figure out how to gaffa tape up the camera floaty so that I can capture a cool frame of closeup handstands into the pool.

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Handstand Breathhold Challenge! This is quite possibly the l..

Handstand Breathhold Challenge! This is quite possibly the longest handstand I’ve ever done, AND underwater. I currently have COVID, and am utilizing pressure-breathing techniques to fight my way through this horrible disease. Pressure-breathing is a skill I think everyone could benefit from if they knew about it.

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From an actual hour-long livestream (I can no longer do on p..

From an actual hour-long livestream (I can no longer do on public channels as my YT channel was deleted for doing livestreams with bathing suits on) luckily I managed to archive a bunch of livestreams and save a few of them for memories pleasure. When I get my own place, (currently still homeless since 3 months now) I literally can’t wait to livestream again, but right now that’s an impossibility.

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I keep getting asked: did this hurt No! I didn’t. And on top..

I keep getting asked: did this hurt No! I didn’t. And on top of that the sweaty mess completely detached all the tape from my skin, leaving bound in a shaped cocoon in which I could not change position at all. I am now looking for a victim to share this experience with, this time, bonded together.

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Buzzby Do any of you even know what inspires my play? I gre..

Buzzby Do any of you even know what inspires my play? I grew up with Buzzby Berkeley on matinée television and his synchronized kaleidoscopic movies. Including Million Dollar Mermaid.

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Fairytale This is a true story. The video was a bribe, a lur..

Fairytale This is a true story. The video was a bribe, a lure by some guy over the internet, who booked me a session in a dive tank… to woo me over to Austria 🇦🇹 and work for him. He knew I was an underwater babe. But shit is too good to be true and he nearly k!led me. End of fairytale. I managed to escape, but I’m no longer the person I was that fell for a dream.

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Oscar Dive (26 mins) THIS SWIMSUIT was one I purchased mysel..

Oscar Dive (26 mins) THIS SWIMSUIT was one I purchased myself from China. I’ve been gifted many swimsuits, but I have found that I spend so much on accessories to match and present each outfit, that being gifted swimsuits was costing me more than I could afford! I would wait until I find the perfect set of accessories, time of day for the effects I have in mind, all the required props for holding the camera (I’ve used everything from grip stands, boom arms, gorilla pods, float bars and gaffs tape, chunky utility wire etc) and each one of these items takes a few weeks to source - such that there was a backlog of shoots I wanted to do but COULDN’T. This was one of those shoots, that took a total of 8 weeks to put together everything I needed - inspite of having the swimsuit.

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I’ve been thinking of putting together a coffee-table book o..

I’ve been thinking of putting together a coffee-table book of all my kinks in artform. If you think you’d be interested in this idea then vote with tips and I will go ahead and start. Definitely only my especially weird fetishes. And I will definitely have to shoot some more kink!

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Bend like steel, super shiny full spandex leotard playing ar..

Bend like steel, super shiny full spandex leotard playing around and stretching.

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Moonshine The most amazing glossy swimsuit shoot with awesom..

Moonshine The most amazing glossy swimsuit shoot with awesome surface breaks in slowmo

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Mazu I won’t bother explaining the title as I don’t think an..

Mazu I won’t bother explaining the title as I don’t think anyone has any interest in it, for me, I just wanted to wear that dress, and I decided the pool was the best excuse. I was going to wear it on a date, but I got no showed on. So I decided to wear the dress in other ways that would make me happy.

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Smashing! Insane wedgies from tumbling into the pool in a m..

Smashing! Insane wedgies from tumbling into the pool in a mink coloured PVC swimsuit.

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Lonely Girl. I’m usually on my own at all times while I’m sh..

Lonely Girl. I’m usually on my own at all times while I’m shooting, sometimes I have no intention to shoot but I’m just sharing my private quirkiness just because I don’t want to especially dress up for show. I won’t have this opportunity much in the future in a shared community pool so moments like this are precious to me now. People tend to call out to me from their balconies if I’m in a shared pool which disrupts my ambience and really pisses me off interrupting my private pleasure.

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I love me some creepy pasta rubbery breathtaking shower rubb..

I love me some creepy pasta rubbery breathtaking shower rubbadub. Hooded and almost blind, the sensation in the slurping lube and grip everywhere was AWESOME. I really want to do a video of this session but only when I move into a home. I can’t get too chill living in motels is the problem. I really need my At-At machine to gun me down and it’s in storage …

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vLog test where for the first time I experimented with frami..

vLog test where for the first time I experimented with framing and a split lens set up to capture above and below handstands while I play

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Here are all the secrets I have for doing nude shoots - alon..

Here are all the secrets I have for doing nude shoots - alone. Most of my content is single-handedly produced with no other camera person - because I’m literally too picky about framing techniques and in-camera set-up. I honestly hate other peoples shoddy camera work that lessons the efforts I put in. Only a professional photographer is allowed to film me - and one who understands the beauty and fetish of underwater art. Since my hobby is not a paying job, I won’t afford a professional camera person and prefer to take these duties on myself to know that I’m going to get the best possible performance.

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Body conditioning when I’m too lazy to get dressed but have ..

Body conditioning when I’m too lazy to get dressed but have to keep my tone and flexibility up for my pool performances. Just do stretch and strength pool training in the nude.

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