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shaving my pussy! (dont worry the bush is already back) just..

shaving my pussy! (dont worry the bush is already back) just thought itd be fun to make a shaving video :) (ignore my surgery owies pls thx. im doin good)

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the stranger in the life boat mitch albom i usually enjoy mi..

the stranger in the life boat mitch albom i usually enjoy mitch albom books. they usually tug on my heartstrings just right, but this one sadly wasn’t hitting. felt like he was trying too hard to write life of pie or fight club or something else that just isn’t him. i also hate the trope of “cop plays by his own rules” because we all know how that goes irl. i hope this one’s just a dud and it’s not me that’s outgrown him because these books are usually a guilty pleasure of mine. 4/10. sorry mitch luv u

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this facemask is blueberry 🫐

this facemask is blueberry 🫐

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where would you cum?

where would you cum?

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my titties are shrinkin tbh. pretend they’re not pls.

my titties are shrinkin tbh. pretend they’re not pls.

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pretty flower 🌸

pretty flower 🌸

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weekend self care 🧖🏼‍♀️

weekend self care 🧖🏼‍♀️

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new sextape (well, new to you. this is from a couple months ..

new sextape (well, new to you. this is from a couple months ago when we were still together) i wanted to try something new and do a kinda "how to" typa thing. a lil blowjob tutoiral. if i knew this was gonna be our last sex tape i would have done something different lol. i still think its s nice video tho so i hope you enjoy it. pls dont unsub now that im single tho :( im sure i will find someone to love soon and until then ill keep making my solos as sexy as i can :) who knows maybe youll love my solo stuff even more :)

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im so sorry i forgot to post yesterday ahhhhhhhh. thats lik..

im so sorry i forgot to post yesterday ahhhhhhhh. thats like the second time ive missed a day in 4 years i neverrrr miss a day. so sorry. im going to post a sex tape tonight to make up for it <3

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what is the what dave eggers not for those with a weak stoma..

what is the what dave eggers not for those with a weak stomach. i honestly got sick multiple times reading this. it’s based on the true story of a refugee from sudan, so every tragic event hits so much harder knowing it actually happened. sometimes he feels like god hates him because of all the tragedy that befalls him, and while i relate to that a lot, as an outsider you can see how almost lucky he is in a way. like yes having someone right next to you be eaten by a lion would be very traumatic, but it’s actually quite lucky that you weren’t the one eaten. yeah walking over corpses would be bad but at least ur walkin and not one of the corpses. definitely made me grateful for the mundane things i take for granted. 7/10

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i present to you … my ass 🍑

i present to you … my ass 🍑

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love lilies

love lilies

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off to the races 🐎 (literally. i’m going to the horse races ..

off to the races 🐎 (literally. i’m going to the horse races today)

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happy friday !

happy friday !

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playing with this purple rabbit vibrator in the mirror <3 so..

playing with this purple rabbit vibrator in the mirror <3 sorry for so many solos lately been hoping my heart will heal soon so i can fuck guys for you guys again but i need to be careful with myself while im still sensitive <3 im just not ready for anything yet so i hope i am enough for you for now <3

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house girl tara conklin white girl writes about slavery. i ..

house girl tara conklin white girl writes about slavery. i mean, that’s what uncle toms cabin is too, but this one doesn’t hit the same. the author was originally a lawyer and so is the mc. super predictable which would be fine if the writing was entertaining, but it isn’t. it’s not as dry as you might expect from a lawyer, at least. 5/10. just alright.

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lil peak of armpit for those of you who are always asking ;)

lil peak of armpit for those of you who are always asking ;)

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the moon is down john steinbeck he wrote this piece of antif..

the moon is down john steinbeck he wrote this piece of antifa propaganda during WWII and it’s so well done. i don’t usually like books about war but this one is so historically important and iconic PLUS it’s steinbeck so i had to read it. made me thankful for democracy as intended. 8/10

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cum on my ass ?

cum on my ass ?

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sunday bunsday 🍑

sunday bunsday 🍑

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sunday funday ☀️

sunday funday ☀️

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bend me over the balcony and fuck me ?

bend me over the balcony and fuck me ?

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this swimsuit makes me feel like a coconut 🥥

this swimsuit makes me feel like a coconut 🥥

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pov: i sit my pussy on you face ;)

pov: i sit my pussy on you face ;)

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well other than the love interests name being ethan this was..

well other than the love interests name being ethan this was a fairly enjoyable read. at least i think it helped desensitize me to the name tho. never expected this duo writing a book together but excited it exists. girl runs away from her past and to nashville to try and make it in music. Dolly wrote an album for the book and all the songs written in the book by the mc, the love interest, and the Dolly Parton parallel are on the album and most of them are bops. spoiler alert but my favorite part was when the mc shoved the heel of a stiletto into a bad guy’s eye. So girl boss. 7/10 would be 6/10 but since its Dolly it gets an extra point (this came with a poster and i hung it up over my bed so Dolly can watch me sleep and guard my dreams)

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i was so disappointed by this. when i saw it at the store i ..

i was so disappointed by this. when i saw it at the store i was SO STOKED. like tao te ching graphic novel style ??? two of my favorite things combined ? it really let me down. the translations they used for the passages suck ass and completely change the original meaning. yes, “the tao that can be spoken is not the true tao” but i’m so sick of hearing people say that to justify shitty “interpretations.” either im dumb or some of the pictures they put make no sense. like i like sex as much as the next guy but how is semen relevant to this passage ? why am i looking at sperm? pls stop. 0/10

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yay may!

yay may!

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