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Hey everyone sorry its been a while, ill be posting more con..

Hey everyone sorry its been a while, ill be posting more content and taking this whole thing much more seriously soon. with this my page will stop being free and the monthly subscription will be $5. i know i know. ill definitely make it worth the money though, im really hoping youll stick around for it 😁

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I know the anatomy of the human throat and mouth better than..

I know the anatomy of the human throat and mouth better than any part of the body.. someone asked me to rearrange their throat. 🤔 ....is that possible? Maybe I can push your uvula to your esophagus?🧐 Or maybe fórce your tonsils into your voice box?

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My last ex gave me a blowjob while she held a printed pictur..

My last ex gave me a blowjob while she held a printed picture up of her friend bending over in her thong for my 26th birthday. She specifically requested the picture from her friend for that reason, weirdest part is idk how she knew I had a big thing for her friend, i thought I kept it on the low 😂😭 The hard part was trying to explain why I busted such a bigger load to her friends picture than usual lmao

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You know you're getting famous when companies start naming t..

You know you're getting famous when companies start naming their business after you 😌😇

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Speaking of throwing up, would you guys be interested in see..

Speaking of throwing up, would you guys be interested in seeing the aftermath of yet another clueless slut who, like many, unironically thought she could handle deepthroating me to my balls for more than 2 seconds😂🤡 it's relatively mild and could be much much more gross looking if that matters😌 thank God she's a vegetarian and the only meat she eats is 🍆. We had a deal if she couldn't deepthroat me to completion that I could put her on blast on my onlyfans, so it's all friendly play. I was expecting her to fail of course but not to v0mit. 😂 (She didn't want to be in the picture sadly🙄😑)

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I try hard to be respectful and kind to women but I notice t..

I try hard to be respectful and kind to women but I notice the more of a dick I am to them the more they suck me off even better and more enthusiastically than when I was nice to them 😌 why are women.

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Btw my dick doubles as a Colonoscope and I charge much less ..

Btw my dick doubles as a Colonoscope and I charge much less than your doctor😌 Book an appointment with me and I'll diagnose you😇

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Kinda a weird post but full disclosure here and I'd like to ..

Kinda a weird post but full disclosure here and I'd like to hear your thoughts. Is it weird/normal that sometimes when I'm taking pictures for content and looking at my photos, my dick looks so aethetically pleasing it turns me on and gets me hard 😂😂 I can totally see why it looks so good to suck lol🤷 Does that make me gay😅 serious question

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When she's playing with your dick telling you how you compar..

When she's playing with your dick telling you how you compare to her husbands and how she wishes my dick was on his body. A wedding ring looks so much more prettier when my dick is touching it😌

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if you saw my dick completely soft, in the cold, and nervous..

if you saw my dick completely soft, in the cold, and nervous af, you would never think my dick could even get to 5 inches. 🤭

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Rate my dick on a scale of 1-5🥰

Rate my dick on a scale of 1-5🥰

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Going to Walmart in gray sweats just so I can get dudes girl..

Going to Walmart in gray sweats just so I can get dudes girlfriends/wives to have a peek when he isnt looking is an actual entire adventure😜

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Things I like to do on my days off ☺️ (Featuring my skinny-..

Things I like to do on my days off ☺️ (Featuring my skinny-ness)

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How it started vs. how it's going 🤭 (Right arrow)

How it started vs. how it's going 🤭 (Right arrow)

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My dick compared to a 12 inch paper towel roll, Im planning ..

My dick compared to a 12 inch paper towel roll, Im planning and hoping to reach close to the top in a year or 2 😇 Like this if you'd suck on it like a lollipop 🍭

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Took a bath after like 10 years 😂 I was thinking about how ..

Took a bath after like 10 years 😂 I was thinking about how great it would be to get some sloppy head while in a tub and something happened 😳 Do you like my balls? They're bouyant🤭

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I'm creating a new trend called the Pelvic-floor-dick-twerk ..

I'm creating a new trend called the Pelvic-floor-dick-twerk challenge 💪 (jk) (my dick was a little hard and I was very bored at the moment, this is the result😅)

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The announcement I hinted at the other night🥰🥳 I'm the type..

The announcement I hinted at the other night🥰🥳 I'm the type of guy who always wants more and more. So I started a strict regimen last week to lengthen (and hopefully thicken) my penis at least 2 inches, using something called a penile traction device. I'll be wearing the device for 8 hours a day, 7 days a week at work, with small breaks intermittently. No days off 💪 I should have noticeable gains in a short period of time, and I should see at least an inch added in length within 6 months. This will also increase bloód flow which will result in longer lasting and more rigid erections as a positive side effect To my fellow men: look into starting something like this if you want more length, it's scientifically proven to work with FDA approval, and is 100% safe when following the directions. Let's get thos against together boys 💪 Ladies, get your man to stop being lazy and make him get those few extra inches out of him that you always wanted. Here's the study that was done that proved men gained, on average, a 36% length increase while erect: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090305080516.htm I'll be posting every 3 months or so to show to share my progress with all of you. I'm going for 11 inches myself 😌 Wish me luck 😇

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The average length of an erect penis is 5.1-5.5 inches long...

The average length of an erect penis is 5.1-5.5 inches long. The average girth of an erect penis is 4.6 inches in circumference. Here's how I stack up in both😁 (right arrow) I have a big announcement coming soon that I'm really excited about, and it may or may not involve making these measurements even bigger 😉

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Should I post more tease pics in different underwear/lingeri..

Should I post more tease pics in different underwear/lingerie etc or keep posting bare dick? 😊 Comment specific stuff 😍 The sock makes it look a lot thicker than it really is lol

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More demographics info please help🙂 ▶️What part of the worl..

More demographics info please help🙂 ▶️What part of the world are you from? Also if you're in Arizona/visit often comment and I might dm you for something important😏 *More specific options at the top for women I have a special thing for to make it more interesting 😛 it generalizes towards the bottom. Keep in mind I can see who votes what 😉

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It's tough being me tbh😓 From women only wanting you for yo..

It's tough being me tbh😓 From women only wanting you for your dick😕, to sitting on the tóilet problems😑, to girls not being able to keep that back arched correctly, to my exes never letting me wear basketball shorts or sweatpants in public😔, being known as nothing more than "that big dick guy", to being limited to magnum condoms only, to having to deal with bloód sometimes☹️, to girls being too scared of anal😢, to getting unsolicited nudes from sexy women all the time😶, to having trouble finding roomy jeans😐, to having to use the waistband technique my whole life everytime I got hard😒, to having to go slow or half deep during sex because "iTs HiTtInG mY cErVíX!"😤, to making you more cocky then you probably should be😌, to finding pictures of your dick on random porn sites, and dudes catfishing using your dick pics as their own 😡 I just wanna be known for more than my big dick 😔 But I take it 1 day at a time and I'm learning how to live normal thanks to Dr. Redding though.😊🤓 Like this if I should face reveal btw😊

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Now that tourism is opened back up and after nearly 3 years ..

Now that tourism is opened back up and after nearly 3 years I'm finally heading back to Thailand with the boys for a week this coming June. Flight booked, balls full, dick hard. 😇 My plans: -go to 7-Heaven Blowjob Bar/Salon and have a few beers while getting some professional head for cheap. I attached a picture of their menu and my convo with the staff asking questions🙂 sadly they don't swallow, no ladyboys, and I won't be allowed to record anything😑 but they do offer 3 girls at 1 time!!! (Unfortunately Dr Bjs Bar is still closed and I'll miss it this time😔) -go on a bj tour and m33t some girls and ladyboys thatve been wanting to suck my dick for a long time (Shoutout to "Thaifriendly" dating app, thanks king.) The list is pretty long 😏 -go to a few clubs, probably get head there too -hiking in a rainforest for my first time -continue bj tour -try Thai fine dining for the first time -go to the touristy/nightlife areas and hopefully get hit on and seduced by cute ladyboys and probably end up getting head in a alley or something -probably another stop at the bj salon -fly back home with a purple🟣 dick, but it'll be totally worth it Basically I'm going to be drinking half the time, and having a pair of lips tightly wrapped on my cock the other half. And sometimes both at the same time. I'm hyped as fuck you guys don't understand🥳 I'll take a lot of pictures and videos!

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Turns out my pumped-up 🍆 picture https://onlyfans.com/268200..

Turns out my pumped-up 🍆 picture https://onlyfans.com/268200926/nineinchchaceof is my biggest hit, I wonder why 🤔🤔 You know your dick is unusually large when people think you had surgery, Photoshop (if I had PS skills I wouldve added more girth😂) or some kind of prosthetic embedded 😇 This is for those doubters personally and for anybody who didn't know how effective penis pumps actually are😌 what you see is only from 0 to 09, wanna see it go higher? ...ask for the full video $😉

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What toy should I use most for content? Or no toys at all 🤔

What toy should I use most for content? Or no toys at all 🤔

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Just realized all of my locked posts free previews have hard..

Just realized all of my locked posts free previews have hardly been viewed at all. ❗❗I ALWAYS POST A FREE PREVIEW ALONG WITH MY LOCKED POST SO YOU HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT YOURE BUYING BEFOREHAND. CLICK THE RIGHT ARROW OR SWIPE LEFT ON THE LOCKED VIDEO TO VIEW IT ❗❗ 🙂

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My dick when it senses the presence of an E-girl😳 Like if y..

My dick when it senses the presence of an E-girl😳 Like if youd play with it😃

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Is it possible to give a dick a hickey and if so who🥲 Where..

Is it possible to give a dick a hickey and if so who🥲 Where on my dick would you leave a Hickey on🧐

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If you could take a second and choose how old you are I'd ap..

If you could take a second and choose how old you are I'd appreciate it 😊

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