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2019-12-25 20:13:31 +0000 UTC View Post
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I hope you are having a great day today.
I hope you are having a great day today.
2020-11-24 13:29:17 +0000 UTC View PostMy site will always be free and juat a place for me to share..
My site will always be free and juat a place for me to share my thoughts and promote my friends and the beautiful ladies I follow. I hope you enjoy. Today's thought : Relax,,, We're all crazy.. It's not a competition. Today's promotion @suttin She is a goddess.
2020-11-25 01:20:05 +0000 UTC View PostToday's thought: your mindset is everything. You can have it..
Today's thought: your mindset is everything. You can have it all and still be unhappy, or you can have nothing and still manage to be happy. Today's promotion: @seebrittanya she is a firecracker and I hope to be lucky enough to catch her out in public one day...because she's always looking fine in a state of undress.
2020-11-25 11:55:12 +0000 UTC View PostOn Thanksgiving, I always like to pretend, as I'm driving do..
On Thanksgiving, I always like to pretend, as I'm driving down empty roads and parking lots, that I lived through a zombie apocalypse. Happy Thanksgiving everyone Today's promotion. My #1 all time favorite and so thankful I met her @kloutkiki
2020-11-26 05:04:35 +0000 UTC View PostI am really looking forward to my favorite Thanksgiving trad..
I am really looking forward to my favorite Thanksgiving tradition. Watching the "Black Friday" shoppers at Walmart trampling each other on the evening news Promotion of the day is @laurenlovinyou beautiful lady with a great pair of....eyes.
2020-11-27 06:33:28 +0000 UTC View PostThere's no way I'm ever eating Thanksgiving leftovers again ..
There's no way I'm ever eating Thanksgiving leftovers again straight out of the fridge. Yes, that's right. I quit cold turkey. Today's promotion the newest hot MILF @lenatheplug
2020-11-28 06:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostFound a bag of marijuana at work last week, and like any res..
Found a bag of marijuana at work last week, and like any responsible employee, I disposed of it. In a series of small fires Promotion of the day: hell, let's do @seebrittanya again. 1. So hot she deserves 2 plugs and 2. The only one that seems to appreciate it
2020-11-29 10:28:42 +0000 UTC View PostBeing in hot water isn't so bad if you throw in some bubbles..
Being in hot water isn't so bad if you throw in some bubbles and nice music
2020-11-30 01:40:56 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does everybody call it a "hot water heater?" It's really..
Why does everybody call it a "hot water heater?" It's really a cold water heater. And why doesn't mine want to work today? 🥶🥶🥶
2020-12-01 17:36:24 +0000 UTC View PostI have a problem with gingerbread people living in houses ma..
I have a problem with gingerbread people living in houses made of their flesh, but I promised not to bring it up and ruin Christmas again this year
2020-12-02 07:03:25 +0000 UTC View PostThis holiday season, make sure to confront your family about..
This holiday season, make sure to confront your family about current issues like for example: how they choose to pronounce “pecans”.
2020-12-03 01:20:34 +0000 UTC View PostJust so we're clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas..
Just so we're clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people which is perfectly understandable.
2020-12-04 11:59:13 +0000 UTC View PostI have got to start closing my computer when the Grandbaby i..
I have got to start closing my computer when the Grandbaby is visiting...just received this "letter to Santa" Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies in Papi's laptop. 😳😳😳
2020-12-04 21:36:40 +0000 UTC View PostGood news for insomniacs! Only 2 more sleeps to Christmas!
Good news for insomniacs! Only 2 more sleeps to Christmas!
2020-12-05 12:05:35 +0000 UTC View PostThe liquor store clerk just wished me a Merry Christmas. As ..
The liquor store clerk just wished me a Merry Christmas. As if he wasn't going to see me at least 5 more times before then. SMH 😉
2020-12-05 21:18:44 +0000 UTC View PostI just finished listening to the "12 days of Christmas". NOT..
I just finished listening to the "12 days of Christmas". NOTE: nobody needs that many birds.
2020-12-06 07:37:09 +0000 UTC View PostI wear a mask in public, not only because the vast majority ..
I wear a mask in public, not only because the vast majority of doctors say it’s safe and an effective way to combat COVID-19, but also to hide my second chin.
2020-12-07 10:17:05 +0000 UTC View PostI'm pretty sure my guardian angel just sits there watching m..
I'm pretty sure my guardian angel just sits there watching me suffer, while rolling her eyes and painting her nails.
2020-12-08 10:19:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do people with spinning flashing inflatable Christmas l..
What do people with spinning flashing inflatable Christmas lawn ornaments think is tacky?
2020-12-09 11:33:10 +0000 UTC View PostKeeping 6 ft away from me may protect you from my germs, but..
Keeping 6 ft away from me may protect you from my germs, but you’ll need to be a lot farther than that to avoid the awesomeness radiating from the Christmas sweater I just ordered.
2020-12-09 22:26:14 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a little smarter than I look. I invented blowing on the ..
I'm a little smarter than I look. I invented blowing on the vodka in my coffee cup to convince the rest of the Zoom meeting it's coffee...
2020-12-11 01:29:33 +0000 UTC View PostSinging passionately in the shower: Pretty good idea. Dancin..
Singing passionately in the shower: Pretty good idea. Dancing passionately in the shower: Not so much.
2020-12-12 02:56:51 +0000 UTC View PostI'm having a terrible day. There's a suppository behind my e..
I'm having a terrible day. There's a suppository behind my ear and I can't find my pencil.
2020-12-12 19:36:43 +0000 UTC View PostNow is a good time to save money. Tell the kids that poor Sa..
Now is a good time to save money. Tell the kids that poor Santa didn't make it through the pandemic.
2020-12-13 15:14:24 +0000 UTC View PostThat hilarious moment when someone tries to make you jealous..
That hilarious moment when someone tries to make you jealous, when you honestly don't give a fuck.
2020-12-15 20:04:53 +0000 UTC View PostI checked the thermometer outside. The temperature read "Fuc..
I checked the thermometer outside. The temperature read "Fuck this shit! Stay in the house!" I haven't promoted anyone lately because I'm only following a few but since she has been so good to me and I love her look and personality lets all go see @seebrittanya
2020-12-16 13:56:35 +0000 UTC View PostBooty texts are much better than booty calls. You can send s..
Booty texts are much better than booty calls. You can send several out at a time and increase your chances! Send me your number. Get in my rotation. Also go visit @kloutkiki. You just might like her. I do.
2020-12-17 13:57:32 +0000 UTC View PostPeople say they're not having the vaccine because they don't..
People say they're not having the vaccine because they don't know what's in it, yet they'll walk into McDonald's and order a McRib sandwich.
2020-12-19 03:44:13 +0000 UTC View PostI guess I'm not as smart as I'd like to think I am. Yesterda..
I guess I'm not as smart as I'd like to think I am. Yesterday I ran over a lint ball 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picked it up, looked at it, then put it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
2020-12-20 13:24:01 +0000 UTC View Post