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I just got the WORST FUCKING NEWS I— I can’t even put it int..

I just got the WORST FUCKING NEWS I— I can’t even put it into words I’m gonna sit on this for a minute

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Hooray! I’m back to 666 subs (lost a couple hundred cuz I’m ..

Hooray! I’m back to 666 subs (lost a couple hundred cuz I’m a dingus who can’t keep its shit together) but now that means I can do this shit again without worrying too much cuz if you are still part of the 666 who still here, I guess I kinda sort of trust you.

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3 days until court

3 days until court

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6 days until court 🕶 Sorry I’m still being terrible at posti..

6 days until court 🕶 Sorry I’m still being terrible at posting because the city is still bearing down on me and I can’t process it mentally and my anxiety is through the roof I can’t stop throwing up. Not to mention this site didn’t believe I was me for a week (thanks guy fieri 🙄) (And I’m also verifiably losing my mind)

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Countdown to my next court date: 10 days

Countdown to my next court date: 10 days

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I was sitting on these for a week while I went to Cleveland ..

I was sitting on these for a week while I went to Cleveland and I’m finally getting a chance to post 🥵

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I how do I become not tired all of the time

I how do I become not tired all of the time

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Not to ruin the vibe but this is actually how I’m looking cl..

Not to ruin the vibe but this is actually how I’m looking cleaning my apartment WITH MY NEW VACUUM IM IN LOVE WITH IT (also someone on the street literally saw me flash some boob and hollered so shoutout to that dude 😅) Also: it’s hot as balls rn

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Casually cleaning my new apartment nothing interesting. Cons..

Casually cleaning my new apartment nothing interesting. Considering starting a cleaning business, I will make house calls.

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I thought you all should be the first to know… I GOT A NEW ..

I thought you all should be the first to know… I GOT A NEW APARTMENT AND IM SO FUCKING HAPPY. I’ll try to make my shpiel sort, but most of you know I’ve had a REALLY rough two years. It means so much to have my own space!!! I sold almost all of my furniture and have been packing and unpacking for what seems like ages. I’m covered in bruises from the move, everything is still missing in random boxes, and I still am trying to take it all in. Even Charlie is beside himself. What’s more is that this is only possible because of OnlyFans. This site, and all of you, have honestly brought so much relief and security and joy to my life amongst so much pain and stress and struggling. The support. The kind words. The financial help. And so much more. To everyone new, welcome and thank you for joining. To everyone who has been here from day one, I don’t even know how to thank you. I’m indebted to you all. I wouldn’t be here without you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart (and also Charlie’s) ♥️

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For Mother’s Day I decided to be *not pregnant* Other news:..

For Mother’s Day I decided to be *not pregnant* Other news: one week til I’m out of this apartment 😳

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This was rushed but another BIG THANK YOU (you know who you ..

This was rushed but another BIG THANK YOU (you know who you are)… I feel I fluctuate between soft rococo 🍰🩰🎻👼💕vibes and leather I-could-kick-ass 🍷⛓🎸😎❤️‍🔥vibes. I can’t wait to actually complete this look and do an actual shoot! I’m DYING😓

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Also thank you so much to everyone getting me these lovely l..

Also thank you so much to everyone getting me these lovely little ‘fits, I’m having such a hard time feeling sessi when I’m so overwhelmed but these GIVE ME LIFE

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I promise my concussion is healing and I’m moving into my ne..

I promise my concussion is healing and I’m moving into my new place in 14 days and I’m so ready to feel sexy and IM GONNA BE GRINDING (cuz I need furniture and a microwave and probably knives and spatulas, couch, etc…)

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Hell...oh

Hell...oh

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Eat me

Eat me

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If you don’t like me, miss my ass. If you like me, I’ll allo..

If you don’t like me, miss my ass. If you like me, I’ll allow you to kiss it 💋

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Omfg my brain 🥵

Omfg my brain 🥵

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AFTER TWO MONTHS OF HARD SEARCHING I FOUND A NEW APARTMENT ..

AFTER TWO MONTHS OF HARD SEARCHING I FOUND A NEW APARTMENT Which means I will finally have space again to do shoots! It has been a rough year (for everyone but if you’ve been following you know I’m being dragged through court by my ex), and on top of that, while I LOVE my apartment I have no space to do photo shoots or anything really. It’s gonna be super tough moving right before my next court date but at least I’ll have something fun to distract myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I do hope everyone knows that I’m literally ashamed of my bo..

I do hope everyone knows that I’m literally ashamed of my body because I’m not allowed to post anything remotely revealing anywhere and this is my best outlet. I WANT to show off. I WANT to be sexy. I will ALWAYS be ridiculed if I wear a TANK TOP. People don’t recognize what that does...I truly feel like I have to be completely covered in order to not be reported, banned, or taken as a joke. I understand I am shaped like a literal cartoon character but I have ZERO control over what my body is shaped like. *on that note, I am very thankful you all like me for any reason even if it is my cartoon character shape

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Also to save anyone the trouble here is the screen grab from..

Also to save anyone the trouble here is the screen grab from my Tiktok 🤙

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Okay this is sort of a shitpost but I CANNOT get over Kim Ka..

Okay this is sort of a shitpost but I CANNOT get over Kim Kardashians underwear line...I have NEVER and I mean NEVER had a comfortable bra...I had no idea it would make me feel so confident (and confidence is something I lack these days) lol

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I’ve been super hyper critical of myself lately. I want to b..

I’ve been super hyper critical of myself lately. I want to be nicer to myself.

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What I lack in...tail...I make up for in...spirit? Cue rom c..

What I lack in...tail...I make up for in...spirit? Cue rom com pose.

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FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: sorry I have not been here, after m..

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: sorry I have not been here, after my birthday I went into mega depresso mode because my brain can’t handle too much excitement—what goes up must come down if ya know what I mean. Big huge thank you for all the presents, I was not able to pick them up until this weekend, (shhhh I’m in the process of moving again 🤭), but I will be individually thanking all of you because it helped pull me out of my slump. SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS: it’s Easter which is a holiday so you only know what that means (brace yourself, I’m about to fuck it up with some pictures)

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There we have it folks. I am 29 and very fat and very tired ..

There we have it folks. I am 29 and very fat and very tired after a full week of drinking and eating all the sweets and fried foods. Some of you reminded me my Amazon wishlist wasn’t working so I updated the link (btw I am boring and I don’t know what people are supposed to wish for). If anyone is still interested in birthday presents—this gluttonous heathen wouldn’t protest. (I should add some summer clothes since none of mine fit from last summer thanks to the covid 15)

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It’s finally my birthday and I have to say I am so so thankf..

It’s finally my birthday and I have to say I am so so thankful for the kindness, support, and generosity of the people I have in my life. I am so appreciative of the gifts some of you have sent me, and the support you have given, and continue to give. I started OnlyFans in March of 2020. Despite the obvious hardships, this past year was actually incredible and I am humbled. Thank you all so much.

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I forgot how stressful birthdays actually are! My birthday i..

I forgot how stressful birthdays actually are! My birthday is tomorrow and i have been running around to all of the solo dinners and birthday celebrations for the past several days and I...am...exhausted. How am I going to make it another day?! I should note, I am LOVING the gifts I’ve received. ☺️🙏🎂🎁

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