HAPPY VALENTINES DAY I want to snuggle everyone. I’m about to unload a gazillion pictures of me strutting in my valentines hot pink Skims.
2022-02-14 22:59:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I’d rather catch a cold than a charge 🥶😎
2022-01-26 00:45:58 +0000 UTC View Post
These probably would have been more festive on THE RIGHT DAY
2022-01-05 06:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I can’t tell what day it is, if I ate, or what I have or have not posted so if I post something twice dont hesitate to yell at me. In other news, I’m apparently very good at being yelled at.
2021-12-21 06:47:12 +0000 UTC View Post
All I want for Christmas is a great big lonely vacation where I’m locked in a cement hole….wait…no, I don’t want that but something similar idk maybe just a normal vacation
2021-12-19 05:52:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Did anyone ask for something “not Christmas”
2021-12-19 05:39:56 +0000 UTC View Post
When you feel cute and saucy but then your iPhone charger makes it look like you have a wirey lil rat tail
2021-12-08 07:16:32 +0000 UTC View PostI want to let everyone know that I raised the monthly because of some reasons: A. I have not put in the time necessary here due to court and that’s why I lowered it, and that’s why I lost followers, and so naturally I also have not made money B. I need proof of employment and to pay rent C. I owe the devil $500 That being said, I am not going to raise it if I can’t put the work, SO I’m going to post more regularly again, and also attempt to get to messages because I’ve been very very very bad…at that. Auto renew subscriptions will not auto renew so even if you don’t want the price bump, you won’t, BUT you will have to re subscribe if you want to stick around. Don’t worry, we—or at least most— have a month (and the rest of the year) to see if I can earn it. Love you all no matter what. I wouldn’t have even gotten where I am without you all.
2021-12-02 22:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post
And the lord said “You better work, b*tch.”
2021-12-02 00:16:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, alright, alright. I’ve officially run out of f*cks to give. Not sure even how to bring this up, but my court case came and went. 2 charges dropped because no evidence. 3rd charge pursued without evidence: guilty of malicious destruction of property. With just his word that I was “crazy”. ONLY his word. One man, told a jury I was crazy, with not one single other piece of evidence. No photographs. No videos. No estimates. No repairs or receipts. No papers. No proof of anything. A police officer had body-cam footage that showed I wasn’t present and that there was no damage. Every time stamped text of me begging him to leave me alone. Pictures of a car door shiny and clean. Every bit of evidence proving I was innocent. Yet somehow, 1 man, convinced 12 people in the court of law—with nothing but his *word* on my mental state. 730 days supervised probation. $500. Psych evaluation from the state. A year of anger management. (So much for my 30th birthday trip to Europe, because I can’t leave the country.) For a scratch on a car that never happened. So call me crazy, but I’d call that a witch hunt. They caught the witch and burned me at the stake, and now I’ve got nothing to lose.
2021-11-23 21:54:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I would tell my enemies to suck my tits or ass but tbh they would NOT deserve it
2021-10-20 01:27:36 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I’ve shit my last shit to give… Wait that sounds weird. Given my last shit? Shit my last given? Basically, no more shits. None to give. Anyways.
2021-10-20 01:26:18 +0000 UTC View Post
been in a low key high key very bad place I’d like my life, mind, and confidence back. Asking for a friend (that is 100% me)
2021-09-22 05:29:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Trying to get my hands on more bedazzled things because who wouldnt want more ✨shine and sparkles✨
2021-08-24 22:09:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve been told my content is too vanilla but in light of recent news I would like to think it’s just right. Also surprise at the end: me in my natural state being mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausted.
2021-08-19 23:30:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Uh oh daddy had a whoops Wow I didn’t mean that. Lol look at Charlie in the background
2021-08-19 04:50:41 +0000 UTC View Post
The planets heating up, wtf is going on *cue laugh track*
2021-08-11 21:18:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Rough day? Let’s do one of my favorite things and get loose on cheap wine.
2021-07-15 00:49:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I throw shit on my wishlist and half the time I have no recollection of doing so but when y’all send me this shit I lose my mind thank u so much
2021-07-14 23:25:10 +0000 UTC View Post
well I don’t smell like shit but you know i feel like it…[insert]
2021-06-30 01:26:11 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s not Saturday I just haven’t finished my laundry
2021-06-30 01:15:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m looking for things to put on Twitter and IG so just running it through here first
2021-06-21 23:22:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t remember most of the things I put on my Amazon wishlist but when someone sends me something from it I literally obsess over it
2021-06-15 20:06:55 +0000 UTC View Post
How does my ass look and why am I so fucking sad
2021-06-15 07:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post
