Wet in the tub Sorry for being absent. Your girl got her heart broken 💔💔💔 The drawback of being a fiery feisty BIG ATTITUDE redhead is that I feel everything inwardly as intensely as I come across externally. Too much, you know? But I’m going to be sliding back in here. I hope you’ll stick around.
2022-10-21 01:08:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you remember that I have fun little weapons? Would you be my target?
2022-08-07 13:10:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a little baked and toasted 💨 do you like to wake up and get some sun? It’s literally all I want to do for the whole damn year, but I’m determined to do it as much during my birthday month as possible 🎂
2022-08-04 23:16:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a little soapy pussycat More in DMs later 🚿 😽🧼🫧
2022-08-03 19:39:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s AUGUST WHICH IS MY BIRTHDAY MONTH and I’m out of work doom (big layoffs at my day job) and scrambling 😂 💀 THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY MONTH THO AND I WILL BE NAKED AND HAPPY GODDAMN IT so please help Been shooting every chance I get and a photoshoot coming up on the tenth. I hate real life I just want to be pretty and nude perpetually 😣
2022-08-01 17:21:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a peek of toes to go with the curves. New outfit tomorrow 😉
2022-07-06 13:22:03 +0000 UTC View Post
What kind of cowgirl do you like? Normal, or reverse?
2022-07-05 13:04:31 +0000 UTC View Post
This set was all done in Montreal. I love hotel rooms, especially ones with windows to the shower. You’ll do a lot you wouldn’t do ‘at home’
2022-07-01 21:18:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Cheers, baby. How many of these do you think it’ll take before I slip under the table for you?
2022-07-01 16:06:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Both hands on the wheel please
2022-05-26 01:10:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting ready for tan line season
2022-05-21 15:40:06 +0000 UTC View PostStory time: It’s a tragedy So a few years ago a wonderful fan randomly sent me a fucking machine. I’m not sure where you’ve gone, fine sir, but thank you. This was met with some…trepidation in my part. It wasn’t on my wishlist, and I had a feeling it was from a questionable-quality dropshipping company. BUT you don’t look a gift whore in the mouth, ya? So I tested it. On a watermelon. 🍉 This was done for science, and because I value my clam and would not like it jammed to ruin without having a vague knowledge of what specific kind of ruin I’m in for. Like, beat up the pussior but within predictable reason. (Video and pictorial evidence of the melon aftermath exists but has so far been lost to an old iPhone) Essentially, the melon survived and I was…intrigued. Onward: to Clam Town. There was a significant amount of positioning, angles, wrenching joints, and only one attachment…shockingly similar to what one would expect of an initial meetcute. The benefits however…were not without remark: A marvelous lack of mood-ruining speech (if cis men are going to fuck quietly maybe they could also just not talk elsewise?), absolute endless stamina, no requirement to ‘perform’, no bitching about extra toys, AND the rewarding ability to control the speed of jackhammering. Overall, a middling to good opportunity to get decently railed, and get a c-c-c-combo on the toys. FINISH HER style. Even if its make and model limited the quality, power, and positions, it was just overall a good decent indecent time! So last night I’m setting up to get railed. Absolutely dicked down into oblivion. Perpetually and unceasingly pumped. Combo items ready. Hydration nearby. Edible and body high locked and loaded. Clam Town tickets ready 🎫 , not first class by any means but I deserve a vacation! Like many dates with a decent partner, we start well…there’s real chemistry. Everything is going smoothly! Right then I had full confidence that I knew how my night was going to go. … Now here, my vaguely horrified, perverse, or just curious readers, is where tragedy strikes. (Aside: Dudes…we’re used to you lasting only a few minutes. We are often completely ok with it as long as that’s not when you’re DONE with us. As long as you know that most women don’t get anywhere from repeatedly inserting yourself into us like quarters at the arcade.) Ankles behind my ears, getting fully rammed, and— K⃞ l⃞ o⃞ n⃞ k⃞ — oh no. Busted. Not ‘ahegao, busted a nut style.’ No no, more like ‘ 🐕 air-humping sadly into the void’ style. Broken. Like so many dreams, like so many Just Ok relationships that had come before. Broken, useless, and sad. So suffice to say… I hid the body in the trash and toured Clam Town on my own, as you do in such situations. 🪦 😔 In my grief, I’m not sure if I’m in the market for another mechanical friend at this moment. Our endeavors were not a match for a good version of the real thing, of course. I think, in time, I would be open to new experiences. Until then, well…I will look back in vague appreciation of the physical aspects of our relationship, content with the ideal ratio of emotional damage vs pound town parade that it delivered. I am submitting an apology to future living partners as I go through this emotional time. Send flowers, or a contributions and recommendations for a new device 🙏🏻
2022-04-09 18:39:14 +0000 UTC View PostI fucking broke my fucking machine and I’m so fucking mad 😡 😡 😡
2022-04-09 17:38:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m alive Brief round of covid notwithstanding 💀
2022-04-03 22:21:28 +0000 UTC View PostWhy would you ever make me get out of bed?
2022-03-26 15:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you sleep naked? If I have to get out of bed I’m going to document it for history.
2022-03-23 17:52:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Green with envy? More of this coming soon, and look out for a whole strip tease video in your inboxes. 🍀
2022-03-22 16:23:18 +0000 UTC View Post
A few more of this very snug pajama set. Join me in bed?
2022-03-20 21:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to romp around with me on a weekend morning?
2022-03-20 13:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostCheck your DMs for another private dance from me, now with more ass. Clappity clap those cheeks and put me to sleep?
2022-03-18 14:01:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Little preview of more to come~ Do you like curvy pale redheads? Matching lingerie? Going green for the holiday of my people ☘️ 🇮🇪
2022-03-16 15:30:06 +0000 UTC View PostGIFs for you! Fun private dance in your inbox 😘 take a look!
2022-03-15 14:30:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Panty fashion show! *plays Sarah Mclachln* for only a few dollars you can give these sad panties a home 🏠 ❤️ 👙 🎶 in the aaaaarms of an angel 🎶
2022-03-14 15:52:33 +0000 UTC View Post
