

I do bulge checks at work because although I’m very proud of my very large penis size, I’m also self-conscious and I have very little capacity for imagining how others perceive me. So I regularly check my outfit specifically to see if my bulge is appropriate, too much, looks obscene. But then I get turned on by how big my penis is and I start taking pictures for you degenerates.
I often try to remind myself that if I was a woman with the female breast equivalent of megalophallus (gigantomastia), I would have no other choice but to go to work and know that everyone sees what I have. Somehow putting myself in that position helps me rationalise that I am the way that I am and that I should just be proud and not try to hide for the sake of others.