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The real beauty of travel is not just the experiences but Kn..

The real beauty of travel is not just the experiences but
Knowledge.
Take Luxembourg for instance.
For the longest time I had always assumed it was a city within Germany.
WRONG ! Turns out, it’s a small independent nation !
Knowledge and the willingness to educate yourself while abroad are some of the greatest things you can gain while traveling.
That and drinking stories !

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Bell witch blend

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Ok, I’m gonna be real with you folks It never occurred to me..

Ok, I’m gonna be real with you folks
It never occurred to me when it comes to places with a
Killer night life, amazing sights you can only see in one place and a history diverse as anywhere else, that the
Answer at anytime would be
Wroclaw Poland !
And that’s on me for being uneducated and making assumptions…boy was I wrong though !
This place is AMAZING !

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Spring Heeld Jack
Reanimator Blend

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Ever hopped into the shower with the idea of getting cleaned..

Ever hopped into the shower with the idea of getting cleaned and end up just getting dirtier ?
Not to mention slightly sticky?
Oh…it’s not just me ?
Good.

Enjoy !

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Welcome to Evora Portugal. Home to yet ANOTHER famous bone ..

Welcome to Evora Portugal.
Home to yet ANOTHER famous bone cathedral !
Thats the 3rd one I’ve been to since starting this journey…I had no idea it was such a popular style of building to make back in the day.
Considering the mortality rate when they were made, it makes perfect sense.

Todays cup of joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Bell witch blend

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At the foot of the alps, located in northern Italy is a Plac..

At the foot of the alps, located in northern Italy is a
Place truly the definition of “picturesque”
Lake Como
If you’ve watched any international thriller/spy film in the last 30 years, you will definitely recognize it.
Omg this place is beautiful!

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
High strangeness blend

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Ah Cork Ireland Not to be confused with “county cork” Becau..

Ah Cork Ireland
Not to be confused with “county cork”
Because if you get the 2 mixed up the locals will take GREAT offense and you’ll need to buy more than
A few rounds to keep them from slappin ya around a bit.
(Real talk though, that is a true story I learned the hard way in early 2020)
Truthfully though, if you get a chance to go, if for nothing else, go for the people.

Todays cup of Joe
Spring heeld Jack
Reanimator blend

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Let’s head on over the the best named town in the world… Din..

Let’s head on over the the best named town in the world…
Dingle Ireland !
(Hee hee. Dingle)
if you ever get a chance to visit…GO ! The people are wicked funny, brilliantly kind, the pubs serves the best drinks and there’s more than enough places to explore to keep you busy for quite some time !

Todays cup of Joe
Starbucks
Sumatra blend

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Just wanted to welcome the influx of new subs and say “Hey t..

Just wanted to welcome the influx of new subs and say “Hey there !”
The new cycle for January starts tomorrow !
So sit back, relax and enjoy the filthy wares we have to offer !

Love yall
Mister ☕️

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It’s New Year’s Eve and thus we end 2023 with our final coll..

It’s New Year’s Eve and thus we end 2023 with our final collection of the year !
40 uncensored images from the month of December !
All of them here to help you stay all holly and jolly in your pants while you go into the new year !

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The year is coming to an end and as we reach that end I hav..

The year is coming to an end and as we reach
that end I have decided that Innsbruck Austria is the
place to be !
Well known for its skiing trails as well as its hiking ones, it’s the perfect place to get in the last of 2023’s adventures !

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High Strangeness Blend

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Mostar. Head on in to southern Bosnia and Herzegovina, and y..

Mostar.
Head on in to southern Bosnia and Herzegovina, and you’ll find a place known for the iconic Stari Most (Old Bridge), a reconstructed medieval arched bridge.
Incredible shops and culture

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Monaco 🇲🇨 A small micro-state on the French Riviera known t..

Monaco 🇲🇨
A small micro-state on the French Riviera known
the world over for being something of the
play ground for the rich and famous !
Incredible sights, food and history await you !

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Bell witch blend

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Stockholm Sweden Home of the Nobel Museum and of course the..

Stockholm Sweden
Home of the Nobel Museum and of course the ever famous syndrome of the same name !
All jokes aside, if you get a chance to visit be sure to try the meatballs ! They are world famous !!!

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
Black silk blend

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Since finding Santa was a bust we decided that the cold wea..

Since finding Santa was a bust we decided
that the cold weather was NOT for us !
Off to island of Goza Malta
Known for its Neolithic Temple ruins, hiking paths, beaches and scuba-diving sites, can’t really think of
a better place to recoup and relax

Todays cup of Joe
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Reptilian in the morning blend

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So hold on ! In my quest to find jolly ol Saint Nick I find..

So hold on ! In my quest to find jolly ol Saint Nick
I find that the actual North Pole is
IN THE ARCTIC OCEAN ?!!!!!?
I feel like I have been lied to and also, WTF am
I doing out here ?!?
It’s f***ing COLD !!!

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
Black silk blend

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On this Christmas Eve we have reached our destination of the..

On this Christmas Eve we have reached our destination of the North Pole !
A festive city all year round with street names like
“Chris Kringle drive” so on and so forth…
Wait a min, are you telling me this isn’t the ACTUAL North Pole and home to Santa Claus ?!?
Where the hell is it then ?!?

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Spring Heeld Jack
Reptilian in the morning Blend

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Further north we go, to find Santa’s base of operations and ..

Further north we go, to find Santa’s base of operations and we stop on the way in Kodiak Alaska !
Also known as Americas Emerald Isle !
(Sorry Ireland !)
Bear and whale watching are popular pastimes and
Black sand beaches for you to enjoy…
I can see why Santa likes it up here.

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Spring Heeld Jack
The hessian blend

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As we inch closer and closer to Christmas, we move our way n..

As we inch closer and closer to Christmas, we move our way north towards the base of operation for ol Saint Nick and find ourselves in Anchorage Alaska.

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
French roast blend

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This little out of the way slice of heaven is Kotor ! A cost..

This little out of the way slice of heaven is Kotor !
A costal town located in Montenegro and is a
very popular tourist destination due to the recent
increase in tour ships since 2002 !

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Mothman red eye blend

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The White cliffs of Dover ! An iconic location on the shore ..

The White cliffs of Dover !
An iconic location on the shore line in the UK
Also, if you’ve ever seen
Robin Hood:Prince of thieves
Then you will recognize the location.
If you haven’t seen that movie, then
WTF are you doing with your life ?!?!

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Reanimator Blend

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Christmas is fast approaching and we all need cards to Send..

Christmas is fast approaching and we all need cards to
Send to people.
Show the ones you love just how much you love them with a Mister Coffee Holiday Cards !

Also if you send them to your ex it will annoy them or creep them out… either way, you win !

So you’re welcome !

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Sweet baby jeebus ! It is cold up here ! Lapland Finland, th..

Sweet baby jeebus !
It is cold up here !
Lapland Finland, the sparsely populated northern
Part of the country is well known for its almost nonstop
Northern lights and, get this, its Berries of all things.

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
Old scratch Blend

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A little island in the Mediterranean you should stop by And ..

A little island in the Mediterranean you should stop by
And see is a places called “Sardinia”
If you’re like me and think
“Gee that sounds a lot like those little fish”
That’s because they were originally exported from Sardinia by the Greeks and were named after the
Island.

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Bell witch blend

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Puglia Italy A region of the country that makes up the “boot..

Puglia Italy
A region of the country that makes up the “boot heel” of
Italy. This costal part of the country has
Unique architecture, amazing wine, the natural cave pool of Roca and centuries old farming communities!

Todays cup of joe
Spring Heeld Jack
High strangeness blend

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Ok, I’m gonna be 100% real with you guys, the next Place on..

Ok, I’m gonna be 100% real with you guys, the next
Place on your boy’s journey is…dicey at times.
Minsk.
The capital of Belarus is a bit of a mixed bag.
Now, does it have an amazing atmosphere and exceptionally welcoming to tourists ?
Yes !
Can you trust the police or most of the city after dark ?
No !

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
French roast blend

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Munich Germany ! The amount of history here, both good and b..

Munich Germany !
The amount of history here, both good and bad, is overwhelming !
On top of that though there is so much in terms
Of good people, good food and even better beer !
You’d do well to come and visit !

Todays cup of Joe
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Xibulba blend

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Sedlec Ossuary The famous bone church of Czechia ! I am not ..

Sedlec Ossuary
The famous bone church of Czechia !
I am not in any way exaggerating when I say that there are literal Garlands of human skulls, a bone chandelier & chalices made of even more bones inside this tiny church !
I’d show you the inside but OF is pretty touchy about that and they will shut the post down !

Todays cup of Joe
Folgers
Black silk blend

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Ah Sicily. That tiny island off the coast of Italy that is c..

Ah Sicily.
That tiny island off the coast of Italy that is chock
Full of beautiful sites, sounds, food and people !
The beaches alone are worth the price of admission baby, WORTH IT !

Todays cup of Joe
Spring Heeld Jack
The Hessian blend

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Amsterdam When you think of it, the majority of people will..

Amsterdam
When you think of it, the majority of people will think “legalized fun and chemical intake”
(Onlyfans doesn’t like certain words but you get it)
Not many people would think of the canals !
Beautiful, relaxing, hell people live on houseboats right in the middle of town !
It’s cool as hell !

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In honor of finally finding a blu ray subtitled version Of ..

In honor of finally finding a blu ray subtitled version
Of Godzilla 1985: The legend reborn
We head on over to Tokyo Japan !

Todays cup of Joe
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High strangness blend

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