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I love my lil landing strip 🥹

I love my lil landing strip 🥹

Before vs after, how satisfied do i look in image 2?🤭Also do..

Before vs after, how satisfied do i look in image 2?🤭

Also does anyone fancy tipping me like $50 so I can get myself the remastered star wars battlefront games on my switch without feeling guilty for spending?🥺🥺🥺 (pls)

When you make him take you lingerie shopping so you can send..

When you make him take you lingerie shopping so you can send him gradually less pixilated versions of the photos over dinner 😇 (i didn't actually send the unpixelated one, he simply got to enjoy that view in person once he'd taken my clothes off 🤭)

Safe from the storm 😂 just got home now from playing 2 gigs ..

Safe from the storm 😂 just got home now from playing 2 gigs in one night, and yes this was my outfit for one of them lol

Yesterday, I re-tried that little black dress i bought over ..

Yesterday, I re-tried that little black dress i bought over summer and OH MY GOD I feel amazing in it 🥰 also last photo is just my face bc I felt rlly pretty and used my front camera for once lol

Naked picture to get your attention lol: can whoever bought ..

Naked picture to get your attention lol: can whoever bought the things in the 2nd image from my wishlist send me a message please?

Shoot today was really fun 🥰 had a rlly good time but this i..

Shoot today was really fun 🥰 had a rlly good time but this is unfortunately the only picture I took because I was too distracted by the pretty girl I was fucking - that'll be on grooby's sites at some point in the hopefully near future 👀👀

Get undressed with me after I went out to watch Wicked at th..

Get undressed with me after I went out to watch Wicked at the end of a busy day while wearing one of my new lingerie sets 😇

I went to help a friend move things from her old house to her new house, and then went to watch Wicked, and then got home to tell you all about it while I took all my clothes off 🥰q

Things I bought today sorted from sexiest to least sexy:1. U..

Things I bought today sorted from sexiest to least sexy:

1. Underwear set from Ann Summers
2. Underwear set from Boux Avenue
3. Underwear set from Primark
4. Charity shop overalls from some guy named Peter who helped build the Canada Line for SNC-Lavalin

Incredible news: I managed to get myself into a lingerie sho..

Incredible news: I managed to get myself into a lingerie shop for a bra fitting and now I have fitting underwear and know what size I am!

Sad news: I now want to buy so much lingerie and cannot afford to buy so much lingerie, so any tips I get today and tomorrow will go towards a big lingerie shopping trip I'm planning on doing on Friday

Don't let me down, I wanna look hottttt 🥺🥺🥺

I love being naked in a hotel room, always a sign of a great..

I love being naked in a hotel room, always a sign of a great time 🥰

Thank you to those of you who stuck around for more than a m..

Thank you to those of you who stuck around for more than a month after that viral tweet I did a month ago lol, hiya xoxo

POV: You're about to suck a girl's dickI'm extremely hungove..

POV: You're about to suck a girl's dick

I'm extremely hungover today so enjoy this photo while I wait for someone to tip me like $30 so I won't feel bad for ordering some junk food for lunch 🫠

I am absolutely positive that you will all be normal about t..

I am absolutely positive that you will all be normal about these photos of me in a chastity cage, can I trust you to be normal about it?🥺

I'd be unstoppable with B cup tits ngl

I'd be unstoppable with B cup tits ngl

My tits may still be tiny but I do like the rest of my body

My tits may still be tiny but I do like the rest of my body

I absolutely love the feeling of stockings on freshly shaved..

I absolutely love the feeling of stockings on freshly shaved legs 😍🥰

Housemate: Part 4You've made it to the last part! Well done ..

Housemate: Part 4

You've made it to the last part! Well done you! Give yourself a pat on the back and then get comfortable and get your dick out because you're gonna want that for this 😘 x

We shifted our position slightly, with my stocking-clad legs now resting on his shoulders (small side-note: this has reminded me of one of my favourite sex-related phrases, which is "wearing my ankles as earrings" and I have actually used "do you wanna come back to mine and wear my ankles as earrings?" to pick a guy up once on a night out. Bless him he wasn't the brightest and I had to explain the line to him 😂 - ANYWAY: ankles as earrings)

Now, I don't know if it was the fact he hadn't had sex in ages, or whether he'd ever done anal before, but my GOD he did not know to start slow 😳

That being said, he did seem to anticipate my rather loud yelp because just as I went to scream, a hand suddenly covered my mouth.

"Are you okay?" 1 asked, slowing down and removing his hand.

I didn't manage words initially, just a very breathy acknowledgement of the question and a nod before finally getting out,

"Just go a bit slower, your dick's bigger than your fingers" I said with a small giggle.

He listened, thankfully.

Slow, but firm.

I love feeling the whole length of something going all the way in and all the way out, especially when I'm hearing the person doing it moaning.

As we started to get more and more into it, he started to fuck harder. (Without me even having to tell him 😍)

It got to the point where I could hear his whole weight behind it from his hips slapping against me at the end of each thrust.

But I noticed his face changing. You know the look don't you? The "oh fuck I might be about to cum" look.

I thought for a moment about locking my legs together behind him, thankfully a saner mind prevailed: I pushed him away. Not because I wanted him to stop, but because I wanted him to last a bit longer.

"Have I done something wrong?" He asked, concerned. I explained to him my reasoning, and the fact we still definitely had about an hour before 2 would get home. We changed positions.

I was now on all fours on the sofa, leaning on the arm with him behind me, his strong hands holding my hips.

I could tell from the way he was fucking me that this must have been his favourite position: it was so hard and fast. He was getting so into it 🥵

I felt a very hard slap on my ass, and moaned louder to make sure he knew I liked it 🤭

His phone vibrated on the table. We obviously ignored it.

It vibrated a few more times over the next 10 minutes or so.

It then, however, started ringing.

We paused (😠) so 1 could check it. Which is when I noticed 2's house keys on the table. 1 didn't answer the call, but he saw the messages:

2: Leaving in about 20, forgot my keys, can you let me in when I'm back? (Sent 12 minutes ago)

2: you're not awake are you? (Sent 10 minutes ago)

2: fuck it, music's shit so leaving now, you still up? I don't have my keys (Sent 8 minutes ago)

1 looked uneasy. But we were both so fucking horny.

"I guess we stop right?"

"We could, but 2 can't exactly just walk in can he?" I responded. Still in position, I give my ass a little wiggle - apparently that's all the encouragement 1 needed.

If I was a bit smarter, I would've told 1 to turn the lights off so it actually looked like we weren't still up, but there was no circulation in my brain at this point soooo

We got back to it. And it's even hotter than it was before now we knew there could be a knock on the door any moment. He grabbed a fistful of my hair to pull me towards him.

I was fucking screaming, I heard a bang on the wall from next door. We ignored it.

"I'm so close" 1 managed to say, going harder and harder on each thrust.

A knock at the front door, followed swiftly by a faint shout from 2,

"OI LET ME IN"

Upon hearing the knock, 1 put his other hand over my mouth to silence my moans.

Perhaps slightly too late though 🫣

Another faint shout, "WHOEVER'S STILL UP LET ME THE FUCK IN"

1 moaned what was probably the loudest moan I had ever heard from a guy as he pulled out and used the hand that was still looped through my hair to turn me around like a puppet.

He started fucking my mouth as I felt him cum. There was so much. It was spilling out of my mouth down my neck. All the while, 2 was banging on the front door.

When the huge load finally stopped, and I swallowed what was in my mouth. I finally came to my senses and said,

"You put your pants back on and let 2 in, and I'll go wipe this off me in my room so he doesn't know exactly what he heard, just say you had a wank or something i dont know"

SO, I'm all wiped down, in my PJs, I can hear 1 and 2 talking in the living room, 1 is apologising for taking so long to answer the door and saying he was mid-wank which is why he couldnt open it straight away, and 2 is saying it's fine.

I emerge from my bedroom, acting as though I was asleep and had been woken up by all the knocking, they both apologised to me and I sat in the living room with them while 2 chatted about his night out.

1 went up to bed first. As he left the room, 2 turned to me and looked at me with what seemed to be slight suspicion, before saying goodnight and heading up to bed himself.

Thinking nothing of it, I returned to my room to touch myself thinking about the events of the past few hours. As I walked past my mirror, something caught my eye:

A thin, broken white line snaking down my neck

'FUCK' I thought to myself, realising I had missed a bit while cleaning myself up. 'Thankfully 2 is too awkward to bring it up' but he definitely knew something had happened while he was out 🫣

I hope you enjoyed 'Housemate' as much as I enjoyed reliving that night to write about it!

As close as I could get to the exact thing I was wearing dur..

As close as I could get to the exact thing I was wearing during "Housemate"

It's the exact same hoodie and joggers, and very similar underwear, accompanied by my trademark yapping

Enjoy this while you wait for part 4 x

Housemate: Part 3Ahhh where was I?Oh yeah, the fun part 🤭 Wh..

Housemate: Part 3

Ahhh where was I?

Oh yeah, the fun part 🤭

When I say he went commando most days, what I mean is "most days in which he didn't leave the house". He wasn't running around with *that* swinging left and right in public under his joggers (because I hope he wasn't for his sake 🥵)

I love when you pull someone's pants down nice and slowly and you can tell it's gonna spring up, it's so hot 😌

SO. 7 inches give or take (I didn't think it would be sexy to get a ruler to check)

He sat there against the arm of the sofa, a combination of not knowing what to say and not being able to speak, as I started to go down on him.

Now, not to inflate my own ego but I'm Quite Good at oral and i know some of you here can attest to that 💅

One thing I'm also quite good at is making sure someone doesn't cum in the first 30 seconds. Almost failed that this time though 🤭

I was so horny by the time I finally went down on him that I went straight to taking the whole thing down my throat. I just wanted it so badly. He gained the confidence to gingerly move one of his hands to the back of my head so he could gently fuck my throat.

I noticed, and grabbed his other hand to put it there as well, giving them a little nudge to let 1 know I was very happy for him to be a bit firmer with me.

I was so into it that I almost didn't feel his legs start shaking. He let out a gasp that made it clear to me he only had a few seconds left before...

I eased off. There was no way I was letting him cum before my other hole got to see what he felt like.

He was clearly apprehensive about touching my dick. You know, lads with their built-in homophobia and all that "would this make it gay?" nonsense. I didn't care, I didn't want him to go down on me. I wanted him to fuck me until I screamed so loudly the neighbours banged on our wall.

And I wanted to do it on that sofa, knowing 2 would sit there when he got home.

Speaking of which, neither of us had any idea what time it was, so once I had stopped throating tf out of his cock, I leant back and asked 1 for the time.

We still had at least an hour before 2 would start his way home.

1 looked hesitantly at my cock, bulging out of my black lace panties. I noticed the hesitation and said,

"Ignore that" I leant further and pulled the back of my panties to the side,

"Finger me"

"Are you sure?" 1 asked, not knowing how to start because he'd never done anything like this before.

Instead of responding verbally, I gently took one of his hands, and looked him in the eyes as I took his first two fingers in my mouth before removing them and slowly placing them near my now very eager hole.

He didn't need me to say anything now. They slid inside me with ease. I'm not loose, I simply was fucking myself before he walked in on me earlier, I had already done the stretching 💅

Turns out he did need me to say something. He had no idea what to do once his fingers were in there.

"Curl your fingers towards my stomach if you wanna make me moan"

Okay now he didn't need me to say anything. And it's a good thing he didn't, because I was too busy breathing between my moans to fit any words in.

I could see his dick dripping precum and all I could think about was desperately wanting it inside me.

I looked up at him and tried emphasis on tried to tell him to fuck me. I have no idea what noises I made but it certainly wasn't words. 1 panicked thinking I was telling him to stop, and pulled his fingers out of me.

"What's wrong?" He asked, concerned.

"Wait what?" I said, coming back from the bliss and finally having coherent thoughts for the first time in 20 minutes. Realising what had happened, I added,

"OH no nothing's wrong, you're doing great, I was trying to ask you to..." I trailed off, with my coherent thoughts, my lack of confidence also came back.

He seemed to pick up what I was gonna say - I've never seen anyone's eyes widen so fast in my life. Which also brought back my confidence.

"Put it in me"

...hope you enjoyed part 3, part 4 will be along soon and is the final part. Ngl I'm getting hot and bothered just reliving that night writing this. And even moreso when I think about how part 4 ends. It was so hot 🥵

I'm still away on my birthday weekend, thank you so much for..

I'm still away on my birthday weekend, thank you so much for all the messages, I'll get to them on Tuesday once I've both gotten home and caught up on sleep 🥰❤️

I am now 26 apparently 🥰😇Also this dress is lovely and I can..

I am now 26 apparently 🥰😇

Also this dress is lovely and I can't believe how good I look in it 🥰🥰

(Ignore the blurs in the background - there's nudes paintings of myself and my partner on the wall that I wanted to cover 😂)

Decided to make myself look a bit femboy-esque today seeing ..

Decided to make myself look a bit femboy-esque today seeing as I'm almost fully better from my cold

Who likes femboys?👀

Get undressed with me (from the night out I had last Friday ..

Get undressed with me (from the night out I had last Friday where I most certainly caught whatever illness I currently have - at least the night out was fun 😂)

It's been like 5 days since this so I have even less clue what I ramble about for 17 minutes but oh well! I refuse to watch it back to find out 😂

Hope you enjoy 🥰

Housemate: Part 2sorry I'm late on this, I went on a date an..

Housemate: Part 2

sorry I'm late on this, I went on a date and then got ill and have spent the last 2 days in bed unable to speak ✌️

When I left off, I'd done a little science, it went well, so I decided to do some more. If you want more context than that, read the first part lmao

So we're sat there, legs touching, him playing CoD, and me wondering what I can do next to push my luck.

In my mind there are 2 options:

1: go bold, turn sideways and ask if I can put my legs across him so they're on the arm of the sofa on the other side of him.

2: stay as i am but lean ever so slightly towards him, and gradually further until I'm against his shoulder.

I'm a wimp, so I chose option 2.

However, I had also had a few drinks, so the lean was not quite as *gradual* as I had intended.

I leant against him with all the grace and subtlety of a phone ringing at a funeral.

He. Did. Not. Move.

*HUH*

So let's do some more science? I stayed there for a moment, before asking if he wanted another can. I then got up to get more, and sat back down and leant against him again.

And again *he did not move*

Wild.

I decided to ask him about his seemingly rotten luck with women, partly because I was curious, and partly because I needed a conversation in order to try and turn it from a lean into something more.

It boiled down to shyness mostly. Well, that and

"I've not had sex in about 2 years"

There's my ticket. Come on Steph don't fuck it up.

"Damn that's mad, I've not had sex in like 2 months and I thought *that* was a dry spell" as I said this, I lifted the leg nearest to 1 so I could rest it on top of his, while leaning away and turning slightly so I could face him a bit more. He was still playing CoD so his eyes were firmly locked on the screen until the round ended a few moments later. (I say the round ended, what actually happened was I accidentally made him lose as I turned lmao)

One thing to know about me at that age, is I was a *world-class* fumbler. Naturally I was panicking because my next few words or motions could make the earlier awkwardness seem miniscule in comparison.

1 turned off his Xbox and put some regular TV on, and turned slightly towards me.

"Why are you suddenly so interested in my non-existent sex life?"

"Because not gonna lie you're a good looking guy so it's just hard for me to believe"

Silence. 1 did not know what to say.

I let out a lil awky chuckle, looked him in the eyes, and put my legs fully across him (as in option 1).

"*surely* you know you're not ugly right?" I said with nothing but pure mischief in my eyes.

*This* was the point where it finally clocked to 1 that I was coming onto him. Guy was always oblivious to be fair.

We stared at each other in silence for what felt like an age. I wanted to kiss him, but the position I was sat in made it impossible unless he leant in towards me. And he was *never* gonna do that because he was the most socially awkward *lad* lad I had ever met.

A few more seconds of silence went by before I bit the bullet and blurted out

"I still have that underwear on by the way" and lifted my hoodie slightly to show a sliver of black lace.

I closed my eyes to cringe internally, but I didn't even have time to worry about whether that was too forward or not before I felt movement followed by lips on mine.

My *god* I was so hard. It was so hot. Warm too. So when I felt one of his hands moving up the inside of my hoodie, I pulled away from the kiss and asked him to help me take it off.

His face was an absolute picture. Pure disbelief at what was happening. Elation at what might happen next.

1 was so much *stronger* than I thought he was. Lifted me up with absolutely no issue to readjust before pulling my joggers down to see my stocking-clad legs and black lace thong.

He paused. He'd clearly gotten lost in the moment and forgot what *equipment* I had down there. I considered making a dumb joke about how long it had been for him and "oh that's what vaginas look like these days" but I instead opted for what has become a classic line for me when getting *frisky* with someone:

"I think you're a bit overdressed"

I helped him take his t-shirt off and kissed while I slowly undid the drawstring of his joggers. *The anticipation was absolutely killing me* 🥵

When I'd *finally* finished untying it *(who tf does a double knot on their sweatpants?)* I pushed him backwards so he was resting against the arm of the sofa for me to pull them down.

And *that's* when I found out he went commando most days. 🫦

Will get the 2nd part of that story uploaded today: currentl..

Will get the 2nd part of that story uploaded today: currently ill with a horrible cold so send hugs please 🥺🥺🥺

Since I genuinely cannot recall anything about the night tha..

Since I genuinely cannot recall anything about the night that Anticipation happened beyond what I've already written - and the fact that at some point we all gave each others' genitals a single (1) lick. I'm going to give you a different story instead.

Housemate: Part 1

Years ago (before I even started this account) when I was roughly 19 or 20, I lived with 2 lads. By 'lads' I mean like lads lads, like football lads, like "oi mate" kind of lads. We would always game together in the living room of the house (by together I mean individually but in the same room). They'd be playing either fifa or call of duty, I'd sometimes be playing with them but usually pokemon or something on my switch, or stardew valley on my laptop.

They always played football matches on Sundays, so Sunday would be my lil "okay steph time to have a looooong bath and shave your legs because you have the house to yourself" day as they'd be gone for hours.

*(I'm rambling now, giving context trying to figure out exactly which to start this story from lol)*

I'm gonna refer to them as 1 and 2. 2 had a girlfriend almost the entire time we lived together so he doesn't feature too heavily in this story. But 1 was eternally single. I don't know what it was, he was - by all accounts - an attractive guy. A bit quiet, but good hair, nice body from what I had seen so far, nice person. Bit weird though but I'm hardly in a position to judge.

On nights out together, myself and 2 would spend ages trying to wingman 1. So many times it would appear to be successful but he would still come home alone and seemingly never speak to the girl again.

*I think that's enough context right? I mean you all probably can see exactly where this is going*

2 went on a night out solo, because 1 and I really couldn't be bothered going out. I played call of duty with 1 for an hour or so before giving up (I'm really bad at it so he'd just send me into a building to see where the enemies are when they fire at me). I went to my room to take some saucy pictures to post online.

*Oh I should probably give you a bit more context on the layout of the house to make this make sense: my bedroom was on the ground floor, and the door was directly to the living room, 1 and 2's bedrooms were upstairs.*

I will continue by saying the following events were mostly my fault for not telling him I was in my room to take lingerie photos, he just thought I was having a lie down.

So there I am, contorted into a ludicrous position to take a photo of my ass because I had no tripod at the time.

My door opens and 1 is mid sentence,

"Want a bev?" followed very swiftly with,

"FUCK SORRY" and the door slamming shut.

Mortified.

I chuck some sweats on over my lingerie and awkwardly head back out to the living room a few minutes later.

Upon coming back in, I grab some cans from the fridge so we can have a few and, as was my intention, forget the preceeding 5 minutes.

So we're having a few, back to playing call of duty. The battle royale one? That's what we were playing. And as per usual I was awful, and he carried us to about six 2nd place finishes in a row before the later hour started hindering us a couple of hours later. We continued sitting there but he played solo and I just sat next to him on the sofa watching him ('distracting' is probably a more apt description).

I could sense he was getting a little irked by my constant questions about his custom classes or whatever (I didn't really care about the answers, I could just feel the tension and I have a habit of talking through awkwardness to feel less awkward) so I stopped and just sat in silence.

"You okay?" He asked, noticing my silence.

I tell him I'm fine and that I'm just feeling a bit awks for obvious reasons.

"You literally post those online for anyone to see, and it's fine i barely saw anything anyway, don't worry" he says, handing me another. At this point I realised we're sat close enough that our legs were touching, and I had no idea how long that had been the case for, so I decided to try a little experiment.

I got up, my plan was as follows:

- I get up and leave the room for a few minutes

- I come back, and sit exacly as close as I was before and see if he pulls away.

Very simple plan, and I'm doing it for science so it's all fine right?

He did not pull away when I rested my leg against his.

I'd been through a bit of a dry spell in the months preceeding this night (me? A dry spell? More likely than you think). Call it scientific curiosity: how far can I go before he pulls away or goes to bed?

Aaaaaaand that's it for part 1. Don't worry I have already written part 2 so that'll be coming in the next couple of days. Are you enjoying it so far?

Having a very stressful time this week (lot of bad things in..

Having a very stressful time this week (lot of bad things in life happening at once and i do not have time to process them) but at least I looked cute yesterday?

Yeah i'm very sorry - I said I'd exercise this morning but m..

Yeah i'm very sorry - I said I'd exercise this morning but my partner made the mistake of finding me "too cute to wake up" this morning and I got out of bed so late 😶

Get undressed with me after a night out with my friends ❤️Al..

Get undressed with me after a night out with my friends ❤️

Also unrelated but also kind of related: I was actually shocked by how my body looked towards the end of this - it's hard in this industry to see and appreciate your own body the way it actually looks and I'm really happy that it looks the way it does at the moment 🥹

Also pls bully me into doing my exercise in the morning - I know I'll be hungover but I neeeed to do it or I'll stop again (😭)

(Okay this one is completely unrelated but I kinda rlly wanna do a video as a like,,, northern chavvy girl - probably not everyone's cup of tea but I just have to know how I look with orange foundation, thicccccc eyebrows, and an absurdly short skirt 🤭)