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# TIL It is crumpets not cumPITS, and therefore not at all w..

# TIL It is crumpets not cumPITS, and therefore not at all what I thought they were… But @aidentylerxxx is fucking hot!

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# STAND UP If you’ve been following me on instagram, you’d k..

# STAND UP If you’ve been following me on instagram, you’d know that I got back into stand up comedy this summer: I did it for a few years in my early twenties, and it’s something that brings me a lot of joy. So happy with how it been going again, 10 years later! And remember… Onlyfans was not made for porn😂. It was originally intended for creators to privately share special content with their followers. So let’s give that a try! Here’s some highlights from a set I did a few days ago at a production called “Shes, Gays, and Theys!”

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***⭐️VIP MEMBERS ONLY⭐️*** **SEX VIDEO LOG** **This week:**..

***⭐️VIP MEMBERS ONLY⭐️*** **SEX VIDEO LOG** **This week:** **Next week:** *If you have any topics you would like me to discuss time, please shoot me a message!*

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**CANDID PIT JERKING** When @eddieburke and I hang for the f..

**CANDID PIT JERKING** When @eddieburke and I hang for the first time in a while I usually DEMAND he put his ripe pit over my face so I can smell it while I jerk off. His pits always smell so fucking strong 🤤. Anyway, It was taking longer than normal for me to cum so i jokingly said "you can be on ur phone if you're bored up there" Well, without me knowing, he grabbed his phone and started recording 😂. Who knew an armpit doubles as a blindfold! I got close, and one last deep inhale of his musk had me blow all over myself. So damn satisfying !

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# Pink Ginger Hole @eddieburke has one of my favorite holes ..

# Pink Ginger Hole @eddieburke has one of my favorite holes ever. It’s pretty and smells, tastes, and feels so good! I was craving it and used it like a toy 💦

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# FINALLY Been trying to turn this pretty brown-eyed man int..

# FINALLY Been trying to turn this pretty brown-eyed man into a Boston Cream for a hot minute. @Christian_Sty

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# JUST A LITTLE TENDERNESS When he leaned in and gently kiss..

# JUST A LITTLE TENDERNESS When he leaned in and gently kissed my forehead whilst I had my face buried in his armpit… I knew it was all going to be okay, and my hole blossomed like a cherry tree in the spring. @Paulwagner

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# DO YOU KNOW… Which Care Bear this is? It's definitely my f..

# DO YOU KNOW… Which Care Bear this is? It's definitely my favorite one. @gogoteddybear

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# FILLED THEN FLUSHED Really, our children would be gorgeous..

# FILLED THEN FLUSHED Really, our children would be gorgeous… too bad men can't get pregnant [yet] and they ended up getting flushed. @fitnessfreak_unleashed

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This is the best smelling pit I’ve put my face in all weeken..

This is the best smelling pit I’ve put my face in all weekend. 🤤🤤🤤

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# THE FOX AND THE HOUND Let's just call it "reimagined." He'..

# THE FOX AND THE HOUND Let's just call it "reimagined." He's so adorable. @felixfox

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# THIRST QUENCHED I really just meant that I wanted a Mounta..

# THIRST QUENCHED I really just meant that I wanted a Mountain Dew or something… but yeah, cock and cum works too. @dansaxonxxx

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# THICKE AND LONG We are both cum sluts AND his beard matche..

# THICKE AND LONG We are both cum sluts AND his beard matches my chest hair?! @morgxnthicke

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# THE GOOD HIPPY SMELL I mean, he's a sexy fucker with a fat..

# THE GOOD HIPPY SMELL I mean, he's a sexy fucker with a fat cock that loves pits. Could he be any more in my niche? @the.gayhippie

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I might be a little narciPitsic narcissistic but whatever. ..

I might be a little narciPitsic narcissistic but whatever. 😤👃🏼🐽

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# Floccinaucinihilipilification is my safe word. @eddieburke

# Floccinaucinihilipilification is my safe word. @eddieburke

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# ROCKHAM SOCK'EM FUCKBOTS There's nothing like a little nos..

# ROCKHAM SOCK'EM FUCKBOTS There's nothing like a little nostalgia to pep you right up. @axelrockham

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# FUCKING MY TIGHT HOLE TIL I BUST @eddieburke

# FUCKING MY TIGHT HOLE TIL I BUST @eddieburke

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# GLITCH Something is off in the matrix, this big toy gave m..

# GLITCH Something is off in the matrix, this big toy gave me a happy meal! @handfulatl

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# COLLIN and JOSH You get some cum, and YOU get some cum… EV..

# COLLIN and JOSH You get some cum, and YOU get some cum… EVERYBODY GETS SOME CUM!!! @collinandjosh

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# FOUR DAY LOAD Edging out a nice load after a few days off ..

# FOUR DAY LOAD Edging out a nice load after a few days off 😈

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# JERKING OFF WITH ADHD # …AND A VIBRATOR! Do I smell? Is it..

# JERKING OFF WITH ADHD # …AND A VIBRATOR! Do I smell? Is it wet enough? Is the vibrator on high? Did I leave the stove on? Is that cum on the wall? Is this my camera?

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# PRESENTS For @ianholms Birthday, I gave him my hole and a ..

# PRESENTS For @ianholms Birthday, I gave him my hole and a sticky load!

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# WHAT A VIEW Such a pretty fountain. @romantoddnyc

# WHAT A VIEW Such a pretty fountain. @romantoddnyc

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# EDDIE THE PIT @eddieburke has the best smelling pits. This..

# EDDIE THE PIT @eddieburke has the best smelling pits. This was right after the gym and I was feeling extra submissive. 😈

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# CHICAGO BOAT ORGY My orgy's are usually PPV, but I felt th..

# CHICAGO BOAT ORGY My orgy's are usually PPV, but I felt that everyone really needed to see this one! @brogan_nyc @deanmichaelz @collinandjosh @jkabethandale @fitnessfreak_unleashed

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Now that’s wha to call a BUSH!

Now that’s wha to call a BUSH!

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# KING ME I think it was the long strokes that really got hi..

# KING ME I think it was the long strokes that really got his attention, but it could've been the load spraying his insides… what do you think? @king_scotxxx

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#THE PLEASURE THRONE I was just minding my own business tryi..

#THE PLEASURE THRONE I was just minding my own business trying to work from home and everyone decided to service me at once. 🤷🏻‍♂️ @brockbanks @chris_damned @eddieburke

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# GRINDR GLUCK GLUCK Some Grindr trade comes over… you won't..

# GRINDR GLUCK GLUCK Some Grindr trade comes over… you won't see his face, and neither did I. 😈 (With my revolving door of a sex life, it's not like I'd remember him until he pulled down his pants anyway.)

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