Anyone want a sausage?

Anyone want a sausage?
2022-08-14 01:11:27 +0000 UTC View PostGarbage night! What do you wear to take out the trash?
2022-08-09 17:33:09 +0000 UTC View PostTurned on the red light just for you baby 😈
2022-08-07 07:34:11 +0000 UTC View PostAnother hot weekend ahead, hopefully be doing a lot of this outside, minus the briefs 😉
2022-08-05 21:26:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhere does the time go?? Just had my birthday last week, and totally forgot to celebrate with y'all! Lots more where these came from, maybe I’ll share if you’re good to daddy
2022-08-01 19:33:46 +0000 UTC View PostSeriously y’all, I am in dire need of some stretchy jorts! These won’t survive a walk to the park, nevermind a bike ride around town to put my cheek meat on display
2022-07-28 00:30:36 +0000 UTC View Post100 degrees? Looks like meats back on the menu boys 🍖🍖
2022-07-26 22:56:37 +0000 UTC View PostWelp, got covid (again) 😩
I hate spending this much time sweating in bed all by myself! Send pho money 🥺🙏
102 subs! Thanks for all the support babes 🥰
Will have more celebratory content out to you soon 😘
2 subs away from 100 ??? When did that happen?? 🥺
How should I celebrate? How can I convince you to share me with all your friends? 😈
Got a new package of briefs, not sure if I like them. Tighty enough? whitey enough? If I wore them on a hot day, would you keep them by your pillow at night?
2022-07-19 03:32:44 +0000 UTC View PostBest seat in the house. Sending the rest of this out a little later 😉
2022-07-16 22:49:40 +0000 UTC View PostFor those who haven’t donated to the cause, hoping to replace my stolen bike 🙏
Five minutes of jerking myself around, jiggling my ass, and unloading my stress in thick liquid form
Welp, my bike was stolen, so I’m stuck at home, with nothing to do but take out my frustration on myself and hope cumming will make me feel a little better.
$10 to watch the whole furious affair, and help me replace my sweet ride 🥺🙏
I hate how badly I want these damn Instagram stretchy jorts 😤 How do you think I’d look in them?Alms for the poor? 🥺
2022-07-06 05:52:59 +0000 UTC View PostGave myself the summer time trim 💇♂️ don’t worry, still left a nice pillow to rest your head on 😴
2022-07-03 19:51:08 +0000 UTC View PostSure wish someone was in the passenger seat right now. I’ve never had road head, have you?
2022-06-28 02:04:42 +0000 UTC View PostYoga comes in handy in so many ways. For instance, frog pose feels like it was made for butthole tanning 🥵
@satanizreal any other poses you’d recommend when sunbathing?
These are my favorite underwear-that-pass-for-swimsuit, but who wants to buy me an actual suit like this? 🥺
2022-06-24 18:02:47 +0000 UTC View PostCan’t believe this house only has 1 mirror!
2022-06-23 20:08:14 +0000 UTC View PostOnce again conflicted over the bush. It’s nude beach season after all, do y’all still like it long?
2022-06-21 05:12:42 +0000 UTC View PostTruly annoying how hard 😏 it is to show off my dick in these 😫
2022-06-20 01:21:11 +0000 UTC View PostGotta be honest, having some bad days, all I want to do is stay in bed, and even that’s not so fun.
Always open to inspiration and suggestions, what would you do to make me feel better?
Nice mirror ya got there. Be a shame if someone came on it 😏
2022-06-07 02:32:50 +0000 UTC View PostThese shorts are so comfortable, so unflattering, and completely unsuitable for public wear. Darn cheap buttons always coming undone
2022-06-07 02:28:41 +0000 UTC View PostLatest house sit wonder: this giant mirror perfectly positioned in the guest room. Any poses you’d like to see?
2022-05-28 18:54:43 +0000 UTC View PostHad a lot of fun last night, hope you stick around for the masturbation videos 😘
Reaping the benefits of house sitting, as in this tub is marginally deeper than mine at home so it’s a real luxury 😂
Don’t you wish you were in a large spa bath with me?
Friday the 13th! And I didn’t do anything spooky 😞
Well I guess these will have to do. Are you afraid of the dark? 👥