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Any northern hemisphere cuties summer dreaming with me? As f..

Any northern hemisphere cuties summer dreaming with me? As for you southern hemisphere cuties you better be packaging some warm sunshine and sending it my way. ☀️🤭😘

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Well, it’s officially the start of week two here for me! Tim..

Well, it’s officially the start of week two here for me! Time flies when you’re rubbing thighs….or whatever that old adage is…I think it was Confucius. 🤷‍♀️

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🤫🫠🫶🫠🤫Anyone up for a snuggle?

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Anyone up for a snuggle?

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Had some real fun doing this forest nymph shoot🌲🌲Let me know..

Had some real fun doing this forest nymph shoot🌲🌲
Let me know which is your fav and tell me why in the comments…especially if you choose overripe banana 🫣😂 (fricken weirdos)

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Have you ever heard of dragon lube? Have you ever seen Game ..

Have you ever heard of dragon lube? Have you ever seen Game of thrones? Well it’s like that just without the shitty ending.
Pretty epic, I know. All I can say is it’s fun to play with. 💦

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Would you have the confidence to come chat me up on the danc..

Would you have the confidence to come chat me up on the dance floor? Or would you just stand back and wet your pants like some overly excited rat dog?💦🫣😜

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Staying warm in my Spirithood😉😋🤭

Staying warm in my Spirithood😉😋🤭

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Happy Friday!! I’m online for the next few hours. Shoot me a..

Happy Friday!! I’m online for the next few hours. Shoot me a DM if you’d like some one on one time with me❤️‍🔥 otherwise, see ya in the chats😉💋

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The whitest thing on Earth is in fact not my porcelain pale ..

The whitest thing on Earth is in fact not my porcelain pale ass skin (as depicted in these photos) but rather a combination of barium sulfate, titanium dioxide, and hexagonal boron nitride!
But I’ll let you be the judge of that one. 🫣

The more you know! 💫✨

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Just saying, Hi! Thanks for all your sweet messages in my in..

Just saying, Hi! Thanks for all your sweet messages in my inbox this morning. You all make me feel quite special 🥰

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Like Schrodinger’s cat, there’s both cheeky pics of me in th..

Like Schrodinger’s cat, there’s both cheeky pics of me in this stack (box) and there isn’t. Only one way to find out…. 😘

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Red is a fav freak-uency. 💋420, show me where it hertz❤️‍🔥

Red is a fav freak-uency. 💋420, show me where it hertz❤️‍🔥

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Okay, so tell me…which one’s your favorite?👀🙈

Okay, so tell me…which one’s your favorite?👀🙈

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Just wanted to check in and say good morning, cuties! 🤗I’ve ..

Just wanted to check in and say good morning, cuties! 🤗

I’ve got a pretty stacked couple of days at work so I won’t be on here as much…nurse duties call! I’ll continue to respond from now until then when I’ve got time! Otherwise I’ll be back starting Thursday evening and through the weekend 😘

Thanks for all the sweet messages! Hope you guys are having a good week. Looking forward to properly catching up. ❤️

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Wow!! I’m honestly shocked by all the love I’ve recieved in ..

Wow!! I’m honestly shocked by all the love I’ve recieved in just the last few days. What a warm welcome for a newbie🥹🥰

It’s been super sweet getting to connect with you all and hear some of your stories. Thanks for sharing!

If you’re enjoying chatting with me and are enjoying my content please feel free to drop a tip from time to time or buy some pics or vids. There’s no pressure but it does help me stay motivated to create new content and bring you guys a fun experience. 😘

I pride myself on personal responses in my DMs. Being a full time nurse it may just take me a little bit to get back to ya, but I’ll try my best to respond within 24 hours. I appreciate you all 🙏❤️

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Let’s deep dive into some enzymes here folks. I’m talking am..

Let’s deep dive into some enzymes here folks. I’m talking amylase, breaking down carbs. Can’t forget lingual lipase, just dissolving fats. I’m talking chemical digestion here people! Get with the program.

I am most certainly NOT talking about spit play 😉

Ok, I’m totally talking about spit play. 💦

In the comments give me some other terms for “spit play.”

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Goodnight, see you in your dreams💋✨❤️‍🔥

Goodnight, see you in your dreams💋✨❤️‍🔥

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Lazy Sunday mornings make me 💦Could honestly use a little “b..

Lazy Sunday mornings make me 💦
Could honestly use a little “back up” support here though 🍑 🥵

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Bet you’d like to see what this bodysuit looks like from beh..

Bet you’d like to see what this bodysuit looks like from behind😏🍑👌🏼

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I’m signing off for the evening my little bunnies. But I’ll ..

I’m signing off for the evening my little bunnies. But I’ll be back tomorrow morning to chat with you💋

Go give my most recent post some love. I give you a very intimate peek of my 🐱 & 🍑

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If this video can’t convince you to call me cute and take me..

If this video can’t convince you to call me cute and take me out to Olive Garden for unlimited stick, then I don’t know what will!

IYKYK🥖😛

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Remember the movie saw? “Let’s play a game.” 😵‍💫I’ve got two..

Remember the movie saw?

“Let’s play a game.” 😵‍💫

I’ve got two pictures here.

They’re either both of me pulling bot fly larvae from a friends back on an ill fated trip in Africa…😩

OR!

They’re two spicy pics of me. 🥵

Spin the wheel!!

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These ears awaken my naughty alter ego😈

These ears awaken my naughty alter ego😈

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Thicc thighs save lives. That was always my motto when I was..

Thicc thighs save lives.

That was always my motto when I was going through high school and subsequently nursing school. That is until one night shift where my attending caught me squeezing a vegetative patient’s (call him Bob) head between my thighs.

I just looked over at my boss and sheepishly said, “thicc thighs save lives.”

Bob passed the following day.

Anyway, say it with me, thicc thighs save lives (sometimes).

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That’s a whole lotta leg for me to wrap around your face😵‍💫 ..

That’s a whole lotta leg for me to wrap around your face😵‍💫 how tall do you think I am?😜

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Xxxtra tall rave babe of your dreams👽I honestly think the al..

Xxxtra tall rave babe of your dreams👽
I honestly think the albedo of my skin is nearing 1 on the scale. Hope you like pale girls 😉

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So, funny thing happened earlier today. I was sitting in the..

So, funny thing happened earlier today. I was sitting in the hot tub getting my snack on, as one does, and I dropped my entire bag of Fritos into the water. 😂
I realized in that moment I became some sort of strange chip stew, me as the protein.
Next thing I knew I was covered in Frito corn oil 😩💦.
I’d be lying though if I said I was mad because it made my skin look fucking fantastic! I had to snap a pic while my skin was glistening.
Such sheen, much oil slick…you’re welcome 😘

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Have you ever tried to stuff a flaming hot Cheeto in your ur..

Have you ever tried to stuff a flaming hot Cheeto in your urethra? I don’t recommend it. 😵‍💫

On completely different topic, swipe these pics to see some juicy buns that I know you’d enjoy playing with 😘

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Face of a baby angel, heart of a water buffalo. That’s becau..

Face of a baby angel, heart of a water buffalo.

That’s because my Doc told me I’ve got an enlarged heart.

What a fucking buzz kill hey?!

At least he did say I’ve got plenty of more good years of ho’in it up in me so…

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This particular painting, from the baroque era circa 1650, i..

This particular painting, from the baroque era circa 1650, is titled “rave bunny at your service”.

However historians have found that colloquially this painting was referred to as “will suck cock for Molly”

Oil on linen

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