I've fallen and I can't get up
I've fallen and I can't get up
2025-02-12 03:46:48 +0000 UTC View Post
myrtlemoans posts
It sure beats doing chores, if you know what I mean
It sure beats doing chores, if you know what I mean
2025-02-10 19:59:26 +0000 UTC View Post
A24 and Hideo Kojima are teaming up to make a Death Strandin..
A24 and Hideo Kojima are teaming up to make a Death Stranding movie! I can't imagine better news
2025-02-02 22:22:30 +0000 UTC View PostSome days I just can't come up with something
Some days I just can't come up with something
2025-02-02 00:58:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed..
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
2025-01-29 01:33:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the best temp to keep your apartment at in your opini..
What’s the best temp to keep your apartment at in your opinion?
2025-01-17 01:13:39 +0000 UTC View PostI recently bought two new pillows, and it’s basically heaven..
I recently bought two new pillows, and it’s basically heaven
2025-01-16 02:43:04 +0000 UTC View PostReally missing summer and the creek today 😤
Really missing summer and the creek today 😤
2025-01-14 18:09:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I did not reach my outdoor quota today, in case you were cur..
I did not reach my outdoor quota today, in case you were curious
2025-01-10 01:14:41 +0000 UTC View PostIgnore my dirty mirror please 🤗
Ignore my dirty mirror please 🤗
2025-01-08 20:30:29 +0000 UTC View Post
You know what, you don't always need a caption, know what I'..
You know what, you don't always need a caption, know what I'm sayin'
2024-12-03 02:13:04 +0000 UTC View PostOmg, watch the Chernobyl miniseries if you haven’t. The pict..
Omg, watch the Chernobyl miniseries if you haven’t. The picture is unrelated
2024-12-01 20:04:48 +0000 UTC View PostI've been a bit busy and distracted for a bit, so I'm sorry ..
I've been a bit busy and distracted for a bit, so I'm sorry for the delay in posts and stuff!
2024-11-30 05:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI wish I could wake up in my tent every morning 😔
I wish I could wake up in my tent every morning 😔
2024-11-15 17:45:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe Creature from the Boob Lagoon
The Creature from the Boob Lagoon
2024-11-14 18:32:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I need to get some panties with a tighter waist band, appare..
I need to get some panties with a tighter waist band, apparently
2024-11-10 20:15:36 +0000 UTC View PostMyrtle B. Chillin is actually my full name
Myrtle B. Chillin is actually my full name
2024-11-05 19:04:32 +0000 UTC View Post"The right man in the wrong place can make all the differenc..
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman."
5 brownie points if you know the reference. No cheating!
As I went down to the river to play Studying about that good..
As I went down to the river to play
Studying about that good old way
"Myrtle in stillness, Yoga pants hug her butt's form, Cliffs..
"Myrtle in stillness,
Yoga pants hug her butt's form,
Cliffs whisper secrets."
-Unknown haiku
