I spy two big pink sugar lumps over my shoulder 💗
I spy two big pink sugar lumps over my shoulder 💗
2024-01-12 08:57:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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Take a manspread but make it bigger and you’ve got yourself ..
Take a manspread but make it bigger and you’ve got yourself a Matt-spread.
2024-01-08 16:52:59 +0000 UTC View PostI’m 8 years clean and sober, weeee! Here’s two (w)holesome p..
I’m 8 years clean and sober, weeee! Here’s two (w)holesome pictures to celebrate: one smiling with balloons, and one sunning my balloon knot.
2024-01-04 09:03:50 +0000 UTC View PostWho loves fitting room mirrors? You get to see back and fron..
Who loves fitting room mirrors? You get to see back and front at the same time, you lucky ducks 😜
So which do you prefer, front or back?
Merry Christmas, beautiful people. Hope Santa is generous. F..
Merry Christmas, beautiful people. Hope Santa is generous. Feel free to share the Christmas spirit with a little tip if the season hasn’t completely bankrupted you already 😜😘 big love ❤️🍆🍑
2023-12-24 23:10:32 +0000 UTC View PostFinally got the jacuzzi set up at the new house so it’s time..
Finally got the jacuzzi set up at the new house so it’s time to relaxxx 😝
2023-12-19 15:49:16 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get when you cross painting with ADHD and OnlyFa..
What do you get when you cross painting with ADHD and OnlyFans? This👇
2023-12-09 00:52:41 +0000 UTC View PostJust moved into a new place and wanted to give it a lick of ..
Just moved into a new place and wanted to give it a lick of paint. In the buff, obvs.
2023-11-29 16:48:53 +0000 UTC View Post“Let them eat cake!” -Matie Antoinette, 2023.
“Let them eat cake!” -Matie Antoinette, 2023.
2023-11-27 01:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostI always manage to split the crotch in my pants. The last fo..
I always manage to split the crotch in my pants. The last four times it was from doing the splits which is understandable and I probably should have learnt my lesson sooner. This time? An overly enthusiastic lunge while playing badminton. Anyway, enjoy the view.
P.S. did you know you get a free month’s subscription for every person you refer to my OF? I’d forgotten that until just now. How many thirsty friends do you have? 😜
Folded in half like a piece of paper ✌️
Folded in half like a piece of paper ✌️
2023-11-16 18:28:51 +0000 UTC View PostThis reminds me of that Lady Gaga song from the movie. You k..
This reminds me of that Lady Gaga song from the movie. You know, the one that goes …”In the shaaa- shaa-dow, in the sha-sha-sha-dow-dow…” 😆 I’ll see myself out.
2023-11-12 16:52:12 +0000 UTC View PostPEACH APPRECIATION POST. The country adventures continue. Go..
PEACH APPRECIATION POST. The country adventures continue. Got dirty chasing waterfalls and got clean at home only to get dirty again 🤪
2023-11-08 12:18:47 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re looking at the latest celeb to PASS the SAS selection..
You’re looking at the latest celeb to PASS the SAS selection course! To celebrate, here’s a kinky clip I filmed in my hotel room the day before I went into the desert.
If you like it, give it a little tip. Tips are the best way to tell me what you want to see more of 😜😘
Rub-a-dub-dub, one man in this huge roll-top claw-foot tub. ..
Rub-a-dub-dub, one man in this huge roll-top claw-foot tub. Name your ultimate fantasy league tub trio below. (Tip for the tip? 😜)
2023-10-30 22:13:47 +0000 UTC View PostHaving the best time in the Yorkshire Dales. I guess I’m jus..
Having the best time in the Yorkshire Dales. I guess I’m just a country boy at heart.
(That’s the wholesome caption. I’ll let you come up with the hole-some ones below.)
Q&A focused on the first half of my time on SAS with two cam..
Q&A focused on the first half of my time on SAS with two cameos from my bum.
2023-10-22 08:47:06 +0000 UTC View PostHave been enjoying a low-tech, deep country getaway with @mr..
Have been enjoying a low-tech, deep country getaway with @mrmalemassage and the floofs. BUT IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER LIVE SESSION because I know youse have questions about the five episodes of SAS that have already been on air.
SUNDAY ONLYFANS LIVE Q&A
01h00 - Los Angeles
04h00 - New York
09h00 - London
19h00 - Syd/Melb
SAS Australia is finally on air!! To celebrate, here’s a str..
SAS Australia is finally on air!! To celebrate, here’s a striptease I filmed in the hotel room the day before filming started. Let me know if you like, coz I’ve got more… lots more 😜
First three episodes were aired this week, and will be on Monday and Tuesday nights for the next 4 weeks. If you’re outside of Aus, you’ll have to use a VPN (like PureVPN or ExpressVPN) to access the episodes on Channel 7 (or 7Plus). Will give those interested a chance to watch the episodes this week’s eps and will do a Live Q&A this weekend maybe?
Just got back from the gym and my tits were feeling juicy. J..
Just got back from the gym and my tits were feeling juicy. Just wanted to share that with you 😘
2023-10-04 11:56:45 +0000 UTC View PostOne of my gorgeous supporters @barerick came to the clothing..
One of my gorgeous supporters @barerick came to the clothing optional show today!! It was such a fun show, the audience were absolutely brilliant, and I had the wonderful privilege of having a good look at the “members” of the audience as part of my role! 🤓😝
If you’re in or around London, we have one more week of shows. Definitely worth it, just ask Rick! (And thank you again, @barerick for coming Xx)
Got through 3/4 of DMs today. Only 20-something to go. Here’..
Got through 3/4 of DMs today. Only 20-something to go. Here’s a nipple tweaking video in costume backstage to celebrate 😘
2023-09-29 17:44:34 +0000 UTC View PostQuick update from yours truly. Getting back on top of DMs et..
Quick update from yours truly. Getting back on top of DMs etc over the next two days in between my other bits but will keep y’all posted! (And will keep posting 😜) Xx
2023-09-26 14:59:04 +0000 UTC View PostProbably my favourite photo of me ever. By @pauldedpnaphotog..
Probably my favourite photo of me ever. By @pauldedpnaphotography (Instagram).
2023-09-15 17:37:15 +0000 UTC View PostSorry I’ve not been quite as prolific recently, I’ve been he..
Sorry I’ve not been quite as prolific recently, I’ve been head-down-bum-up rehearsing for my UK stage debut!
It’s a fabulous Australian 3-man play called Strangers In Between where I’ll be playing both brother and lover of the main character (it’s not like *that*… I’m playing two separate characters). It’s very funny.
If you’re in the UK and fancy a bit of theatre, it’s on at the Golden Goose Theatre in London from Sept 22 to Oct 7.
In the meantime, I promise I’ll get to responding to all your DMs and here’s a picture of my bum with my legs in the air spread wide open 😜
My eyes are up here but my meat stick is pulling focus 🤓
My eyes are up here but my meat stick is pulling focus 🤓
2023-09-06 19:38:14 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s one for the bum lovers. If each cheek had a face, I i..
Here’s one for the bum lovers. If each cheek had a face, I imagine this is what they’d look like pressed up on the glass ( 🤪 ! 🤪 ) Tip if you enjoy it or if you spy my tip 🤓 😜
2023-09-02 20:35:24 +0000 UTC View PostYou finally got me alone in a room and I’m taking off my clo..
You finally got me alone in a room and I’m taking off my clothes. Tell me what happens next.
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Photo by @pauldedonaphotography (IG)
Whipped the uke out for the first time in months to play an ..
Whipped the uke out for the first time in months to play an acoustic rendition of Kylie’s Padam Padam. Did a Q&A. Gave y’all a good ogle at my ass in my pink jockstrap, flashed my pubes and played a bit of Somewhere Over The Rainbow, Sixpence None The Richer and Irving Berlin to finish you off 😘
2023-08-27 11:50:25 +0000 UTC View PostGoing LIVE tomorrow! 12pm London 9pm Syd/Melb 7am NYC In t..
Going LIVE tomorrow!
12pm London
9pm Syd/Melb
7am NYC
In the meantime, please enjoy this delicious photo by Paul De Dona (IG: @pauldedonaphotography)