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[SWIPE] being a frumpy bitch in my day to day life is so fun..

[SWIPE] being a frumpy bitch in my day to day life is so fun cuz like,,, you wouldn’t know unless you already know. You know?

Sending out an absolutely banger clip tonight for Valentine’..

Sending out an absolutely banger clip tonight for Valentine’s Day 🫡

y'all megacon microwaved me 😭

y'all megacon microwaved me 😭

When u want her to dom u but instead she’s dominating Fortni..

When u want her to dom u but instead she’s dominating Fortnite @purplehairedgf

I’m having an awful day and I’m crying like a little bitch s..

I’m having an awful day and I’m crying like a little bitch someone tell me I’m pretty 😭

My waist to titty ratio in this pic is just so 😩 [chef’s kis..

My waist to titty ratio in this pic is just so 😩 [chef’s kiss]

Yall im watching Gladiator 2 and this movie is so ass, Russe..

Yall im watching Gladiator 2 and this movie is so ass, Russell Crowe would have never done me dirty like this

Aaahhh nothing like a relaxing bath in Shrek’s swamp 😂 or ma..

Aaahhh nothing like a relaxing bath in Shrek’s swamp 😂 or maybe I’m in Wicked. Perhaps both. Shreked????

This isn’t a sexy post, just a life update post cuz I found ..

This isn’t a sexy post, just a life update post cuz I found my wedding dress yesterday and I wanted to show you all 🥹💕

AAAYYYYYYO!!!!!! @sassyserpents

AAAYYYYYYO!!!!!! @sassyserpents

Bro it’s getting straight up delicious in this dungeon 🥴🍽️ @..

Bro it’s getting straight up delicious in this dungeon 🥴🍽️ @sassyserpents

You didn't think I'd forget to post the follow-up to the FAQ..

You didn't think I'd forget to post the follow-up to the FAQ, did you? 😉

(It would be completely reasonable if you did. We all know I can't remember shit for shit. 🥴)

Y’all haven’t even been informed of @purplehairedgf’s specta..

Y’all haven’t even been informed of @purplehairedgf’s spectacular ass 😩 here are some cute silly pics 🥹 we’ve been at a week long family holiday gathering and I think we’re both ready to go home so we can have loud sex again 🥴

I’ve been really surprised by the amount of requests for Loc..

I’ve been really surprised by the amount of requests for Locked Tomb content since me and @purplehairedgf finished our cosplays, so I wanted to ask the audience which cosplays they’d like for us to shoot in first! Full disclosure, I am absolutely sloshed in the first pic 😂 we didn’t get any fancy pics taken in these so you’ll have to just trust me that the costumes are good 😂

So sweet helping me edit my video 🥰 @purplehairedgf

So sweet helping me edit my video 🥰 @purplehairedgf

Alex can explore my dungeon any time 🥴 new Falin and Marcill..

Alex can explore my dungeon any time 🥴 new Falin and Marcille photoshoot with @sassyserpents coming soon to an Onlyfans near you 😩💕

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE, EVERYONE! My Christmas Eve post was ori..

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE, EVERYONE! My Christmas Eve post was originally going to be sexy Hermey the Elf content, but he had a route canal to perform tonight on the Island of Misfit Toys and sadly couldn't make it. But there's always next year! But god damn these pics of me and @sassyserpents are cute.

Stream started at 12/24/2024 02:02 am MERRY CHRYSLER W/ @PU..

Stream started at 12/24/2024 02:02 am

MERRY CHRYSLER W/ @PURPLEHAIREDGF

STREAM NOW STARTS AT 8PM CST, sorry for the inconvenience! I..

STREAM NOW STARTS AT 8PM CST, sorry for the inconvenience! I’m Angel Tree shopping for a couple of little kiddos and I’m caught up picking out the perfect nerf guns! But me and @purplehairedgf will be there at 8! :D

At last, I have reunited with my true love @sassyserpents 🥹

At last, I have reunited with my true love @sassyserpents 🥹

Leaving for Holiday Matsuri tomorrow! I’m hoping I’ll have m..

Leaving for Holiday Matsuri tomorrow! I’m hoping I’ll have my new FAQ video up then 🥰

CHRISTMAS EVE-EVE STREAM - 23rd @ 7pm CSTFeaturing @purpleha..

CHRISTMAS EVE-EVE STREAM - 23rd @ 7pm CST
Featuring @purplehairedgf! There will be fun and reindeer games. :)

Not a sexy post, but ME AND @purplehairedgf GOT ENGAGED

Not a sexy post, but ME AND @purplehairedgf GOT ENGAGED

Finished filming the new FAQ video and idk if you can tell b..

Finished filming the new FAQ video and idk if you can tell but I had a great time 🤠👍

Jumpscare on 3rd slide 🥴

Jumpscare on 3rd slide 🥴

Putting the “chest” in 🎵 chestnuts roasting on an open fiiii..

Putting the “chest” in 🎵 chestnuts roasting on an open fiiiire🎵🎅

Why have Apple Cider when you could have DICKIN CIDER AYOOOO..

Why have Apple Cider when you could have DICKIN CIDER AYOOOOOO

Boy howdy it’s been a crazy week. Entertained extended famil..

Boy howdy it’s been a crazy week. Entertained extended family, skinny dipped a lot, my dog died (not Ymir, family dog and he was very old), gained 5 pounds drinking Hot Chocolate (it was worth it), gave my grandma weed, decorated for Christmas, etc, etc, the normal stuff. But I’m doing alright!! I have an absolutely stacked idea list for this Christmas season.

This whole past year I’ve taken it easy on work and tried to give myself time to live my life and not think 24/7 about work, and the reset it has done on my brain has been spectacular. I am so excited to film the absolutely idiotic bullshit me and @purplehairedgf have cooked up. I really hope I make my way through the whole list this month, because I had to table my Thanksgiving shoot due to aforementioned dog death and that was a real bummer because it was going to be very dumb 😩 Why am I saying all this? You’re probably just trying to jerk off and I’m telling you my dog died??? Sorry if you’re new here I swear to god I don’t Debbie Downer all my porn 💀 ANYWAY LOVE YA

I should never be allowed to touch a dick @purplehairedgf

I should never be allowed to touch a dick @purplehairedgf

I’m getting my damn money’s worth out of my gif maker subscr..

I’m getting my damn money’s worth out of my gif maker subscription!! Also, everyone always asks for titty fucking content and I always forget to make it, so here you go 🙌