apology video coming tomorrow. i feel like i owe ya one ;)
apology video coming tomorrow. i feel like i owe ya one ;)
2021-11-11 03:41:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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i was going to do some rope puns, but they're knot for every..
i was going to do some rope puns, but they're knot for everyone. also, i didn't realize how tight my wig was until i saw how stretched back my face looks š. so, if you were wondering if i got a facelift, or if i was morphing into a lizard,- no. not yet.
2021-11-06 15:25:16 +0000 UTC View Postcan i be your next ex-girlfriend?
can i be your next ex-girlfriend?
2021-11-05 21:24:29 +0000 UTC View Postyāall, im sorry to post this a day late, but this ended up b..
yāall, im sorry to post this a day late, but this ended up being one of my all time favorite videos/sets and i wanted to make sure it was perfect before sending it out. i hope you enjoy it as much as i do! oh, and iām already looking forward to next october :)
2021-11-01 15:17:26 +0000 UTC View PostLIVESTREAM IN 3 HOURS 2am PDT; 5am EDT; 9am GMT; 8pm AEDT ..
LIVESTREAM IN 3 HOURS 2am PDT; 5am EDT; 9am GMT; 8pm AEDT i realized itās been a while since my last livestream, and i figured i should finally do one for all you guys across the pond. for those of you that canāt view live, the video will be recorded and posted as soon as the stream is finished. and the quality should be much better this time. i have moved my computer so i can stream from an actual webcam rather than my shitty phone that always has a horrible connection.
2021-10-31 06:06:24 +0000 UTC View Postof course i had to dress up and honor one of the sexiest cha..
of course i had to dress up and honor one of the sexiest characters of all timeā¦ p.s. i caught a cold so i apologize this took so long to post š¤
2021-10-28 01:53:39 +0000 UTC View PostToto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
2021-10-24 16:12:57 +0000 UTC View Postitās been ten years since iāve donned the āol uniform, and i..
itās been ten years since iāve donned the āol uniform, and i wasnāt prepared for the wave of memories that hit me the moment i put it back on. itās been an incredibly chaotic, devastatingly beautiful decade, and i am thankful for every second of it. and while so many things have changed since i was that naive, fresh faced, 19 year old girlā¦ one thing has remained the sameā¦ my hatred for these goddamned pantyhose.
2021-10-21 16:32:48 +0000 UTC View Postthe year was 1999. remember seeing lil kim with her titty o..
the year was 1999. remember seeing lil kim with her titty out at the VMAs and thinking, āi wish i could do thatā. i should have been more specific because what i meant was, i wish i could rap. i canāt rap for shit, but i am very good at getting a tit (or two) out.
2021-10-19 22:02:24 +0000 UTC View Postjoin me while i try out my new "workout equipment".
join me while i try out my new "workout equipment".
2021-10-17 16:27:10 +0000 UTC View Post"sometimes you have to show a little skin. this reminds boys..
"sometimes you have to show a little skin. this reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex."
2021-10-15 22:04:44 +0000 UTC View Posti put the dairy in legendary š„
i put the dairy in legendary š„
2021-10-11 12:48:02 +0000 UTC View Posti fucked up when shooting the first half of this video but d..
i fucked up when shooting the first half of this video but didnāt realize until after i had showered. so rather than get primped and shoot it again, i tried to make it work. but really itās no big dealā¦ the video doesnāt start to get good until the second half anyway ;)
2021-10-09 13:07:48 +0000 UTC View Postso, what would you little maniacs like to do first?
so, what would you little maniacs like to do first?
2021-10-07 15:09:51 +0000 UTC View Postall you need is faith, trust and pixie bust.
all you need is faith, trust and pixie bust.
2021-10-05 08:39:10 +0000 UTC View Postideally, i would have posted this way earlier, but i had qui..
ideally, i would have posted this way earlier, but i had quite a few technical difficulties that set me back a bit. luckily, i made it just under the wire! it's a halloween miracle. (i wrote that caption when i thought it would upload in time. i guess halloween got me with the trick... no treat.)
2021-10-03 07:12:38 +0000 UTC View Postitās officially slut season! and who doesnāt love sluts?! id..
itās officially slut season! and who doesnāt love sluts?! idiots, thatās who.
2021-10-01 16:26:57 +0000 UTC View Postmay i interest you in an early morning grope?
may i interest you in an early morning grope?
2021-09-29 13:35:34 +0000 UTC View Posti know my posts this month have been a little sporadic and i..
i know my posts this month have been a little sporadic and inconsistent, and i thank you for your patience. fortunately, that time was certainly was not wasted. the entire month of October i will be dressing in a different costume in honor of every hoochie's favorite holiday, Halloween! i've been planning, finding, and collecting costumes for weeks. i actually got a little ahead of myself and ordered more than i need, so i decided to give you all a little taste of what's in store. enjoy! ;) meow
2021-09-27 20:01:41 +0000 UTC View Posti may need to rethink today's outfit...
i may need to rethink today's outfit...
2021-09-25 17:53:52 +0000 UTC View Postlike Outkast once said, āi love when you stare at me iām jus..
like Outkast once said, āi love when you stare at me iām just so fresh, so cleanā
2021-09-23 05:00:08 +0000 UTC View Posti got caught sneaking in a quickie
i got caught sneaking in a quickie
2021-09-21 03:49:17 +0000 UTC View Postrise and shine - deorro *triple post today. stay tuned ;)*
rise and shine - deorro *triple post today. stay tuned ;)*
2021-09-20 13:29:15 +0000 UTC View Postif you look closely, you can catch a glimpse of my patchy bu..
if you look closely, you can catch a glimpse of my patchy bush that is partially resistant to laser hair removal. š
2021-09-17 13:57:23 +0000 UTC View Postif you sit down, iāll make something stand up ;)
if you sit down, iāll make something stand up ;)
2021-09-14 12:18:25 +0000 UTC View Post
ābefore i do anything i ask myself, āwould an idiot do that?..
ābefore i do anything i ask myself, āwould an idiot do that?ā and if the answer is yes, i do not do that thing.ā
2021-09-10 08:09:12 +0000 UTC View Post