What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
2023-05-29 06:01:17 +0000 UTC View Post
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
2023-05-29 05:01:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Call me a camper, because I will always surprise you from behind.
2023-05-29 04:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post
How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.
2023-05-29 03:01:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2023-05-29 02:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry.
2023-05-29 01:01:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll set your kingdom ablaze. 🔥
2023-05-29 00:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
2023-05-28 23:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post
You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
2023-05-28 22:01:36 +0000 UTC View Post
I would share a paopu fruit with you.
2023-05-28 18:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Babe, I will always have enough ammo for you.
2023-05-28 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right..
2023-05-28 10:01:19 +0000 UTC View Post
How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
2023-05-28 06:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Dad, can you put my shoes on? "No, I don't think they'll fit me.
2023-05-28 05:01:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Souls aren’t the only thing I suck.
2023-05-28 04:01:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
2023-05-28 03:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
2023-05-28 02:01:08 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call an expert fisherman? A master baiter.
2023-05-28 01:01:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a flash grenade? Because you are stunning!
2023-05-28 00:01:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
2023-05-27 23:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Boy, are you sure you’re a muggle because that ass is magical!
2023-05-27 22:01:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
2023-05-27 18:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
What did one hat say to the other? "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."
2023-05-27 16:01:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you have what it takes to assist the spirit of Valdar to defeat Hevnoraak? Look deep into your psyche for whether you can answer my most *epic* question: TRUTH or DARE? The Kingdom of Valthume depends on it! ⚔️ ***Tip $10 to start this side quest, you only get one chance at glory!*** ⚔️
2023-05-27 06:21:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
2023-05-27 06:01:22 +0000 UTC View Post
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
2023-05-27 05:01:52 +0000 UTC View Post
What's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
2023-05-27 04:01:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Babe, I don't need no scope to land some hits on you. 😉
2023-05-27 03:01:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
2023-05-27 02:01:34 +0000 UTC View Post