Hey boy, are you Elden ring? Because you are real!
Hey boy, are you Elden ring? Because you are real!
2023-08-25 23:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
emmahircine posts
My Bewitching Branch will pierce & charm you tonight.
My Bewitching Branch will pierce & charm you tonight.
2023-08-25 22:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post🐍LETS PLAY🪜 Every roll is guaranteed a naughty prize 😜
🐍LETS PLAY🪜 Every roll is guaranteed a naughty prize 😜
2023-08-25 20:41:45 +0000 UTC View PostI hear you are good in two-handed? You will need it tonight.
I hear you are good in two-handed? You will need it tonight.
2023-08-25 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostSinging in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mout..
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
2023-08-25 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostAre you my homework? Because I’d have to do you hard on my t..
Are you my homework? Because I’d have to do you hard on my table the whole night.
2023-08-25 10:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.
You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.
2023-08-25 06:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
2023-08-25 05:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
What is your favoriate stance in bed?
What is your favoriate stance in bed?
2023-08-25 03:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDamn, are you my foolish ambitions? Because I want to put th..
Damn, are you my foolish ambitions? Because I want to put them to rest!
2023-08-25 02:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a hidden wall? Because I want to hit on you to acces..
Are you a hidden wall? Because I want to hit on you to access new areas of life.
2023-08-25 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to Link your cable onto me?
Want to Link your cable onto me?
2023-08-24 22:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
2023-08-24 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know sorcery? Because I am in love with your incantat..
Do you know sorcery? Because I am in love with your incantations.
2023-08-24 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
2023-08-24 06:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.
I would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.
2023-08-24 05:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostCome with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kineti..
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
2023-08-24 04:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI had a date last night and it was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll h..
I had a date last night and it was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a fig.
2023-08-24 03:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostAre you the ground? Because I may not survive the fall into ..
Are you the ground? Because I may not survive the fall into you.
2023-08-24 02:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostI know your not a pokestop but I�d still spin you around and..
I know your not a pokestop but I�d still spin you around and tap that.
2023-08-24 01:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my ..
Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.
2023-08-24 00:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wante..
Why did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wanted something pillow-key!
2023-08-23 23:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes appare..
When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.
2023-08-23 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostYour body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are th..
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
2023-08-23 14:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostForget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
2023-08-23 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post