I lost by 1 point at a quiz night last night. The last question was; where woman have the curliest hair. Apparently, the correct answer is Fiji.
2024-05-17 09:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you think this outfit is Crotchless? Hit the $50 target & I'll Flash my Crouch and Pink Bits.
2024-05-16 21:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
You may now kiss the Bride's Ass
2024-05-16 09:03:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you know there are more germs in your mouth than your anus? Anyone keen for a rimming?
2024-05-16 02:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
What shall I do? Still can't find my panties.
2024-05-15 09:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Grand's showing her ass again.
2024-05-15 02:02:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Butt-Acholic, Sex is the best exercise, no gym membership needed. Step right up....
2024-05-14 21:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Everything will be "All White" on Titty Tuesday.
2024-05-14 09:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Can I play as a cowgirl dressed like this??
2024-05-14 02:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
What's today? It's Titty Tuesday.
2024-05-13 21:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm ready to be yours, let's make it happen.
2024-05-13 09:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
My legs should be resting on a man’s shoulders right now. Who can help?
2024-05-13 02:02:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I invite you to use your tongue for more than just sealing an envelope. 😉🤤
2024-05-12 21:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I always wear pretty PJs to bed. One never knows who you might meet in your dreams.
2024-05-12 02:03:18 +0000 UTC View Post
People who have a high sex drive tend to look younger than their actual age. I'm 57.
2024-05-11 21:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Sex is better when I wear stockings & high heels! That!
2024-05-11 09:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't like being told what to do, unless I'm naked.
2024-05-11 02:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember, everywhere you sit down at my place, just remind yourself that I've probably sat there naked or had sex there.
2024-05-10 02:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The strongest muscle in your body is your tongue ... so learn how to put it to good use!
2024-05-10 02:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
You caught me staring but I caught you staring back.
2024-05-09 21:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's not always what you wear, it's how you take it off.
2024-05-09 02:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Babe, Thank you for last night. 💋💋🍆💦🥰😻
2024-05-08 21:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm REDe... Am I curvy worthy?
2024-05-08 02:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
