is water wet or are we never dry?
is water wet or are we never dry?
2020-11-16 14:40:38 +0000 UTC View Post
therealzoey posts
hi all! ive been feeling pretty drained lately and that’s st..
hi all! ive been feeling pretty drained lately and that’s stopped me from being on here as much as i would like too. i’m sorry that i’ve been pretty hard to reach in the last two days but i’m hoping i’m feeling better tomorrow! all ($40) customs will be uploaded by the last week of the month max! thank you all for being patient and kind🖤 heres my butthole to help a bit 🥺🖤
2020-11-16 00:48:38 +0000 UTC View Postfull disclosure: i did post this on twitter but you all got ..
full disclosure: i did post this on twitter but you all got the version with just me gagging 🥰
2020-11-14 01:26:29 +0000 UTC View Postit’s really hard to not make a super horny caption when my v..
it’s really hard to not make a super horny caption when my vibrator is wrecking my pussy.
2020-11-13 03:00:14 +0000 UTC View Postmy new vibrator got here! i’m testing it out and let me tell..
my new vibrator got here! i’m testing it out and let me tell you it works haha i’m gonna make such a mess
2020-11-13 02:58:25 +0000 UTC View Posthey y’all! onlyfans is glitching really bad 🥺 so if i don’t ..
hey y’all! onlyfans is glitching really bad 🥺 so if i don’t get back to your messages today it’s just because the website is being a bit of a caca head. i’m sorry! 🖤
2020-11-12 01:31:05 +0000 UTC View Postall i ever wanna do is gag a dick 🥺
all i ever wanna do is gag a dick 🥺
2020-11-11 03:45:10 +0000 UTC View Post
HOLY HECK! my vibrator gets here thursday. if you think that..
HOLY HECK! my vibrator gets here thursday. if you think that puddle i made was huge, just waitttt https://onlyfans.com/60928979/therealzoey
2020-11-10 20:15:04 +0000 UTC View Postif i’m not begging i’m make so silly cum faces. here’s one h..
if i’m not begging i’m make so silly cum faces. here’s one haha. do y’all want cum face compilation? if this oddly enough made you cum (because it made me fun too!), tip and send me your cumshot video and i’ll send you another clip of me cumming 🥺👉🏿👈🏿🖤
2020-11-10 00:00:45 +0000 UTC View Postfill my mouth with cum remember when everyone called cum c..
fill my mouth with cum remember when everyone called cum cummies? i literally hate that haha but i also said it so often in little space just to be annoying haha
2020-11-09 12:19:54 +0000 UTC View Posthere are some titties, my titties, titting and being titties..
here are some titties, my titties, titting and being titties haha
2020-11-08 22:12:43 +0000 UTC View Posti love jazz but i hear it makes good girls bad... luckily i ..
i love jazz but i hear it makes good girls bad... luckily i wasn’t good to begin with 🥺👉🏿👈🏿
2020-11-08 11:32:09 +0000 UTC View Postone of my nicknames used to be siren. i kinda get why now 🥺🖤..
one of my nicknames used to be siren. i kinda get why now 🥺🖤👉🏿👈🏿
2020-11-08 08:26:21 +0000 UTC View Posti wanna ask you to help me but i think your already say yes ..
i wanna ask you to help me but i think your already say yes 😬
2020-11-08 04:14:55 +0000 UTC View Postthis is one of my favourite shots 🥺👉🏿👈🏿 because my little th..
this is one of my favourite shots 🥺👉🏿👈🏿 because my little thang is thanging. if my butt could happy dance, this would be the dance.
2020-11-07 22:30:33 +0000 UTC View Posti’m gonna fuck myself to every fuck donald trump song! ALL C..
i’m gonna fuck myself to every fuck donald trump song! ALL CUSTOMS FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS ARE $40– i’m donating 10% of this months income to DACA to help other immigrant families, as mine was assisted in the same way🖤
2020-11-07 17:21:36 +0000 UTC View Post🤍 AFZ— Answers From Zoey 🤍 ♡ how old are you? old enoug..
🤍 AFZ— Answers From Zoey 🤍 ♡ how old are you? old enough for onlyfans. old enough to drink. not old enough to be president or to remember a full Spice Girls song. ♡ where’s the anal video and dick ratings for new subs? the anal video is in your welcome message🥺 and for the dick rating just dm me “hey zoey! here’s the picture for the new sub dick rating!”. ♡ do you do partnered content? rarely! i have one boy/girl video— blowjob no cumshot, and three other girl/girl videos— no vanilla sexual content! ♡ do you do kink content? fuuuuuuuccckkk yeaaaaahhh! truthfully, kink content and silly content is my favourite to make! ♡ what are cumstom customs? zoey’s ridiculous way of saying “customs”. ♡ how can i order a cumstoms customs? open until the fifth of every month! customs wait times, queues and deliveries tend to get a bit drawn out and tiring. so to combat that, custom request will be open until the fifth of every month. ♡ do you do dick / pussy ratings? yes! and that’s typically the only time i see any eggplant / taco action. other than that— tips are really encouraged! ♡ will you read to me? ya! i wanna read smutty bed time stories so if you have a good one, let me know— otherwise i’ll be reading kylo ren x reader one shot smutt on film cuddling with ten vibrators. ♡ do you have any pro shots? yes! i shot with a pro company in january, if you want the photoset, i have a select few from a bondage that i send through dms🖤 ($5) ♡ what’s your longest video? 60 minutes pussy torment: vibrator and silicone paddle. i used my vibe and paddle in three minute increments until i leaked and begged to cum. i cried like the cribabi i am. it was great! ♡ do you still sing naked and play the guitar? occasionally! i didnt like turning down requests but learning a song a day was 🔪draining🔪 so i had to stop! ♡ do you have a snapchat? yes! it was for patrons so i’m not sure if i’ll ever make it public😬 ♡ your photosets are amazing, where do you keep them? on patreon! over 2,000 photos there🖤 ♡ where else can i find you! instagram and twitter @ etherealzoey 🖤
2020-11-07 12:30:56 +0000 UTC View Post🤍 P P V 🤍 hulo! i decided sporadic mass dms of PPVs wa..
🤍 P P V 🤍 hulo! i decided sporadic mass dms of PPVs was too much, so if you see something here and you like it, just dm me! ♡ ***SQUIRTING QUEEN: [17:32] $15 17 MINUTES OF SQUIRTING AND PUSSY SPREADING*** — was a personal custom. requested to fuck my pussy and squirt as much as i could... and i did. i made a puddle haha. **tags: squirting, pussy spread, begging to cum, edging, puddles, eye rolling** ♡ ***DROOLY CUM SLUT: [10:24] $10 GAGGED AND DROOLING + MULTIPLE ORGASMS*** — sitting back in a matching black two piece with my sheer lingerie piece. o-ring making me drool all over my tits as i cum over and over using my favourite wand. **tags: gagged, drooled, multiple orgasms, pushed to orgasm, cumming** ♡ ***AVN : [1:32] $15 THEY LET ME SPANK THEM AT THE CONVENTION***— i met some really fun men at AVN! someone gave the brat an impact toy haha. the first, it was his first time at AVN he was so sweet and shy! the second was an Aussie who was in Vegas for his Bachelor Party, i treated him like a lady and hit him like a gentleman, a little inside joke between us haha. the last was my FIRST lap dance from a real southern gentleman. he was sweet 🖤 moral of the story, bratty bottom zoey should not have a toy. **tags: spankings, zoey as the Top 😬, AVN, convention. (i think i got my first lap dance here)** ♡ ***FACE FUCK: [7:08] $10 CUM FUCK MY THROAT*** — nearly caught by my gardeners but i wrecked my throat anyways. i took the dildo balls deep and had a couple of vombomb romcoms, gagging and crying all the way! **tags: runny mascara, messy blow job, deep throat, gagging, vombom romcom, tears, collar, makeup, drool, flesh light throat, daddy’s little pet.** ♡ ***FUCKING MY COACH POV: [13:02] $10*** — i really wanted to be cheer captain and i swore i would to ANYTHING to get that. filled with some cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, titty jiggle and a couple of leg shaking orgasms! this role play was fun and sassy. **tags: role play, cheerleader, school girl, dick riding, reverse cowgirl, jiggly puff titties (yes i meant to type that), twerking on a very heck nice dildod (i also meant to type that as well).** ♡ ***CONDOM BOUNDED BRAT: [10:10] $10*** — bounded your dumb little pet, who has been restricted with condoms on her hand and feet secured by duct tape, and instructed her to show you how she wants you to please her. panting and worrying at to what you might do when she doesn’t fulfill your wishes... she begins to show you how. ♡ like if you wanna defile your collared pet ♡ **tags: bounded, duct tape, condom gloves, grinding, orgasms, moaning, whimpering, begging.** ♡ ***BOY/GIRL BLOWJOB: [3:39] $35*** – some test footage. a lot of little space bratty zoey in this video. my oral fixation was out of *c o n t r o l*. and there’s some degradation and face pets for the good kitten... me, i’m the goodest kitten. **tags: boy/girl, Top, Dom, kitten, sub space, brat, oral fixation, spit bubbles.** ♡ ***BREED ME: [2:54] $20*** – this is exactly what it sounds like. i wish i could sell it for a dollar because this is so kink specific it’s hilarious. long story short, i was taking some photos for someone and i got really turned on because my boobs were bouncing and my nipples got hard and i was somewhere between my little headspace and my pet play head space and i’ve been on a breeding kick ever since i asked that guy to rub his cum on my cunt so i started referring to my pussy as daddy’s fuck hole and kittens kitty and fucking puppy cunt (i know this is really zoey gross and i am so fucking sorry for that haha but bare with me). i am just like this during sex so i’m sorry if you all never get a sex tape that’s not me with my mouth stuffed with dick or gagged because this was so desperately gross. if you want to see me bounce my tits and get super gross and cock hungry and cum hungry and needy and beg you to breed me, this video is for you. i am ashamed (yay for humiliation kinks) haha. i kiss my boob at the end so i guess it’s gross AND romantic. **tags: zoey is a gross cum hungry cock greedy demon who wants to be bred, cute, says gross things, sun headspace, pet play head space, little space, fingers only** ♡ ***BRATTY EGIRL: [9:46] $10***– i dressed up in the cosplay that my patron on patreon made for me. i acted like the bratty girl i am and begged to cum. i squirted twice and got so fucking creamy. **tags: cream, creamy, wet pussy, fishnets, two toys, squirting, whining, whimpering.** ♡ ***BOY/GIRL FACE FUCK: [5:50] $35*** – i had such a great time filming this! it was his first time on camera and it was after the first round where he fucked my face and gave me a facial! my pussy was so wet being on my knees looking up at him while he fucked my throat. i think he has a bit of a praise and degradation kink (giving) and we all have no problem with that. he calls me a good girl with his cum still all over my face in this POV video. i gagged on his dick while he speeds up his thrust into my face and i whimper and beg a bit. the scene was really fun to film and he opted for a POV mid sex haha so if you like this let me know and i’ll thank him. since i truly forgot to film and he offered 🥺🖤 **tags: boy/girl, degradation, moans, pov, on knees, praise kink, a lot of spit, a bit of nipple play, begging, whimpering, face fucking, OOO FACE SLAPS 🥰, rougher, gagging, facials** ♡ ***TOAD GETS FUCKED: [15:30] $25*** – a very old toad costume from mario that barely fit my tits then and definitely doesn’t fit them now. i cum a lot and get so wet. my pussy pops every time the dildo is pulled out of me. my tits are oily, i spank my pussy and tits and thighs juggle every time i cum. i even splash cum on my face and my cute little glasses. very much how i look every time i get fucked. **tags: toad cosplay, halloween mention, creamy pussy, sucky pussy, oily tits, pain play, riding crop, tight pussy, pussy popping sounds, squirting on my hand, splashing cum, nerdy girl with glasses, cute nerd with giant tits, jiggly tits and thighs, my pussy is intact wet from typing this, mating press.** ♡ ***AT HOME VISITS: [18:10] $15*** – suffering from dehydration and lack of lubrication you call dr. sterling *that’s me!* to aid you in your hour of need. harvard didn’t teach me much, i’m a yale girl after all, but those frat parties did teach me one thing, **always make sure your patient is hydrated before starting your work** so i did what i had to, to make sure you felt at tip top shape! **tags: squirting a lot of squirting, pussy leaking, sun dress, giant tits, squirt splashing, name used “jesus” and said “papí”, begging for your cum, begging to cum again for you, glasses, cute (me. i am cute in this.)** ♡ ***BEING DEGRADED BY A BRAT: [7:35] $25*** — being used by this bratty little baby, bragging about how fucking your best friends cock feels compared to yours. if you’ve ever wanted to be cucked by me, here’s your chance! one of these videos have a caption too just in case you’d like that! **tags: count down to cum, phat ass, smacking ass, degradation, bratty top, tight pussy, queefing, twerking, twerking on the dick, back shots, fuck machine, licking my cum off the cock, begging daddy to cum! [close captioning available]** ♡ ***TAMING THE BRAT: [11:51] $35*** — all you did was ask me to change. the shirt was too revealing you said and although you like her sass and her ass but tonight was the night that you baby pushed it. being the brat that she is she defied you at every turn so you, naturally, needed to teach her a lesson. **tags: cnc, brat taming, primal play, ALL IN POV, förced squirting, begging for cum, begging for breeding, face slaps, nipple twisting, primal growling, dirty talk, chöking, begging to stop but safe word isn’t used! major cnc vibes, begging daddy to cum! [close captioning available]** ♡ ***YOUR BITCH ON A LEASH: [7:29] $15*** — ever curious about tying me up and having your way with me? you. above me. looking down at me. me. on a leash. bratting. as you förce orgasms from me. your person toy and pet soaking you with every orgasm. a squirting marathon to drain me of all my cum. **tags: brat taming, ALL IN POV, förced squirting, begging for cum, begging, face slaps, dirty talk, wanting more, leash, brat on a leash, bitch on a leash! **[closed captioning available]** :)** ♡ ***DEEP THROAT TRAINING: [3:40] $150*** — my first deep throat training video! there a bit of vombomb, degradation, extremely gross pov of my gagging on a dick and being humiliated with my Top. it’s a phenomenal video and one of my only G/G videos. the content is in 4k, it’s very bdsm and kink based. filmed before covid-19. definitely worth the smile at the end. deep throat training but i will warn you absolutely **no pussy eating**. i promise it’s just as hot. **tags: brat taming, POV, vombomb romcom, humiliations, degradation, face slaps, brat, giggles, shy, rough, GG, G/G, girl on girl.** ♡ ***EXTRA LUBE: [2:37] $20*** — if your into size kinks and a bit of 🩸🩸🩸 play then this video is for you! definitely may people’s hard kinks but for me my pussy always gets more wet from a bit of blöôd play. very much from a *tear me open* angle. watch as my eyes roll back and cum and 🩸🩸🩸 coat my thighs as i live up to the title of **filthy girl**. *music is playing in the background— fifty shades of grey soundtrack*. **tags: begging, cumming, blöôd play, size kink, pêrïod play, orgasms, multiple orgasms, moaning, legs shaking!** ♡ ***BIG TITTY JOI: [8:31] $15*** — messy, drooly, bit juicy titties. i want you to give me every drop of your cum on my massive titties. begging for you to place your self between them and let me drain you of your cum! **tags: begging, asking for cum, big titties, big titty joi, joi, begging for cum, drooling, spitting on my titties.**
2020-11-07 12:28:51 +0000 UTC View Post🤍 T I P M E N U 🤍 Cumstoms Customs! all customs are filme..
🤍 T I P M E N U 🤍 Cumstoms Customs! all customs are filmed in 1080P or 4K and should be delivered by the end of the month! fetish, kink, hardcore and taboo 🔪 always 🔪 welcomed! ♡ dm me with what you want in explicit detail and i’ll send you and itemized invoice ♡ Sexting Sessions ♡ all sexting sessions are $35/ 15 minutes! it includes pictures and videos from me and you can send me yours too! ✖️kink sessions are very much on the hardcore side of sexting that i normally only offer to a few people. included some taboo subjects, cock slapping, bratty “top energy” zoey, begging, verbal degradation (from me to you) and a lot more videos and pictures — and if requested sessions can have a very sub space zoey if you’d like! those are $50/30 minutes 🖤 Dick Ratings ♡ i offer 1-10 ratings, written ratings, audio ratings, topless ratings and demonstration ratings for genital ratings— the demonstration one is only available for eggplant owners until i get a fleshlight🖤
2020-11-07 12:26:42 +0000 UTC View Posti really want it up my butt. boots stuff sounds really good ..
i really want it up my butt. boots stuff sounds really good right now and i’m feeling impulsive, should i get an anal fuck machine?
2020-11-07 11:19:03 +0000 UTC View Posthey guys! i’m reorganize my page so things may look like a l..
hey guys! i’m reorganize my page so things may look like a little cluster right now but as soon as i’m all done, it’s gonna be sparkly new! a lot fewer ppvs and more clear info🖤 i should be done by this weekend! until then here are some bobs n’ boots haha 🖤
2020-11-07 10:13:03 +0000 UTC View PostYAY I FINALLY UPLOADED IT :) and wore my kitten ears and th..
YAY I FINALLY UPLOADED IT :) and wore my kitten ears and this pink mix matched set 🥺🖤 it’s so precious. i stuffed my pussy with my favourite giant toys and tried to review it while having orgasms back to back. i squirted A LOT, coated my little pink thong haha and fucked my already bruised pussy so it was a little red. it’s silly and very zoey. 🖤 do you like videos like this? if y’all like it, tell me in the comments so i can keep doing it 🖤
2020-11-07 03:07:43 +0000 UTC View Posti stuffed my pussy with my favourite giant toys. i squirted ..
i stuffed my pussy with my favourite giant toys. i squirted A LOT haha. and fucked my already bruised pussy so it was a little red. it’s silly and very zoey. here’s the ending! i’ll post the full video on the wall tonight 🖤
2020-11-06 22:06:49 +0000 UTC View Postguys... i made it four days into no nut november 😬 what’s..
guys... i made it four days into no nut november 😬 what’s my punishment🥺
2020-11-06 18:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post