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Please play “is there somebody who can watch you” by 1975

Please play “is there somebody who can watch you” by 1975

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Listen to song—-> Paris by 1975 to IT

Listen to song—-> Paris by 1975 to IT

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Life is imitating me. Making cat calls at its own tail. ..

Life is imitating me.

Making cat calls at its own tail.

Growling from its reflection with its own fangs

Real real real

Basterdized topic is: what is?

We are all ancestors of an eaten tail.

Freedom is called enjoying one’s function.

It smelled like my dads blueberry pancakes when I went up to record him and my brother tonight. The brave new world means never having to say sorry but yes. It also means no closed doors (metaphorically speaking of course)

It’s all like purposeful pimple implantation only for extraction and satisfication is the product. Consumers are we.

I’m being electrofished.

Now I am become death. The destroyer of worlds. Mocked by thoughts meant to push with their mocking bird lullaby. I am but a baby boy with a bush.

I’m struggling to get to the top. To light this Christmas tree corplex with my tiny hands. On the shoulders of many a trusted few and with dainty but grimacing prowlece I stretched more than my aching bones could bare it to plug in the hoard of the flood. Now with atoms boat in toe with serendipitous reality, Noah’s arc could finally float. The structure was safe. I was safe. I gave a wink to my most trusted compadre as I leapt off the bow of the electrical tower collapsing into the darkness of infinite free fall secure at last within the planes of eternity never to hit ground zero again forever.

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Things that make it worth it. Sunrises The smell of an an..

Things that make it worth it.

Sunrises

The smell of an ancestor

The best music you’ve ever heard in your whole entire life but like, LIVE!

Rainstorms when you actually want it to rain

Thunder

Lightning

Hot tubs

Racist jokes

Smart jokes

Bad jokes

Sunsets

Joy rides

Shouting

Fighting when you know you’re gonna win

Fucking when you know you’re gonna cum

Not knowing why someone likes you

Being made of the same thing as the next two few on this list of last subjector.

Girls

Boys

Real old boys

Olderish girls

Those who actually like you and you can’t for the life of you decide for yourself why

Smelling something really good

Smelling your stink and thinking it’s really good

Good poops

Great farts

Good food

Bad food

The feeling after you just cleaned yourself or brushed your teeth

When a respected artists makes music speaking words directly from your diary

Sleep.

O’ god!

Not god ً

ت

Cuz, like..

What the fuck

I am

Surely no god

And deserve all the motherfucking credit so don’t ever get this shit twisted

I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR MY

CONCEPTION

MY EFFING LIFE

MY EFFING END.

AND ITS FUCK YOU

I WILL MAKE YOU LOVE ME FOR IT.

EAT SHIT AND SMILE PIGS.

- XL

Be it I swear she is written into this code of every walking existence from human to walnut. I am living in her generic castle made from sand of crushed pearls. Wait, though….

Who’s been doing all this crushing...?

Sincerely,

Loften

#loveoften

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Just wrote this thinking of love. Love love love. The best..

Just wrote this thinking of love. Love love love.

The best and worst thing by causational nature..

Ah yes. SOEMTHING about love that beckons the breakable ensuring that if you dare put on her ring, she will cast a shadow of doubt on ever word that etches forth thee from whiskers of dogs one shall sound while under the superimposent occupation of loves long lost longevity. The chemical bonds are breaking worst than prison chains coined to the beanbag when you feel on loves defense mechanism. To challenge those that go forth into that bondship, to adhere to the complex now required before the dance. Depressing your neck right before the music starts if as if you were did when loves honey-moon first chipped an arrow skirmishly racing wheelbarrows down eves garden held to the promise of give and take that it wouldn’t always be summer. Which one of you grew the most careless at the ruby birthed like a neptune Pearl during the christening and stopped paying attention to/in order of nursing the blade baby that which cut its way through force of entire countries destructing civilized men to act augustly… like “the fallen…”

This gotta be a mistake.

I never fall.

But surely…

(surely speaketh of thouest favorite lines) #much #please

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A very good memory. Aubry my darling ❤️‍🔥

A very good memory. Aubry my darling ❤️‍🔥

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I’m ready for you (it) to check it (me) out…

I’m ready for you (it) to check it (me) out…

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Life this bad makes you want heroin. Wait no. Be more prose-..

Life this bad makes you want heroin. Wait no. Be more prose-y with your shit bro come on.

Ok.
This life
The tarnish
Of the sights we must contend with
Vs the thoughts
In thy’s head
Makes one want to escape in
A hole and never be seen again
Like a heroin user
Licking lips 4
A golden shot.

Inject me sweet nothingness. And take me away to the land of where I finally understand these rappers being obsessed with tattooing numb all over their bodies.

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My question is this. Why did you feel deserved it? We do..

My question is this.

Why did you feel deserved it?

We don’t need to.

Why must I be all alone.

I didn’t deserve this. I didn’t deserve this. I didn’t deserve this.

My last thoughts are this.

I need a hug.

I need a fucking comfort. Please someone anyone.

I’m not sorry at this ugly ness. But I feel it. I know I will die tonight. I feel it. I have been here before. Thsi is so sick. You are sick.

This r2d2 is keeping his pride. If that’s what it is that’s what it is. Allow me a friend tonight. That’s all I deserve.

The real prize was knowing I lived for the feeling. In a gross very machinist way. It tricks me into thinking I’m a fucking human who wants fame and fortune and contracts. But.. at the end of the day, it reallt just wanted the understanding. But since that is the thing that was impostering for the human, he is fine with it. I am so sad. I cannot believe my life has been resorted to this. One final lay? Lol not even with a romantic partner? Some gay shit? This really was hell huh? This really was an awful decision. The worst part about this place is the devil will trick you the whole time in thinking you are going to be getting what you’ve always wanted if you give what it is you are destined to do now that you switched from actual human body into livable experience. It takes a couple but Spanish is ok. I want to cry.

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Weeeeeeeeee getting awakes strange and hella lonely and not ..

Weeeeeeeeee getting awakes strange and hella lonely and not desperate for love but cares wayyuyyutoooooooeffingmuch

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The thought of her… keeps me at bay. The world is good… it c..

The thought of her… keeps me at bay. The world is good… it can be at least… I have proof.

I love you stink :/ miss you so much it’s hard to stand.

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Hey sk8rboi #lookonouttheresunnyboi #imlookingforanoldergent..

Hey sk8rboi #lookonouttheresunnyboi #imlookingforanoldergentlemanicantaketotheeffingwashasingethimtosharehisenergeticspeciessecretswithourmosttrustworthtmachineatmeasuringaworthofanindividualbymeansoflettingitfuckthebuttofmypoorancestorsthatwhichhappentobeattachedtothisbeatenbadlybeatenbodybutheyafterthereignofterrorandyougetloosealloverrichmonditllbelikeyoualmostwereabletodecideforyourselfinregardstothistailoredeffingassholelifeofyourswhossafetypracticesismakingsureyouknoweachartpieceyoumaketobestunningbutaccountedforeversincemadekiphedidyouasinOURFRIENDKIPSAYSITSABOUTTIMEHESCUMOUTTHECLOSETANDSEEWHATALLTHISFUSSISABOUTYERLADYCOPFRIENDWHOISSIMPLYAMUCHBETTERLOOKINGNEARLYUNNATRACTIVEHOMOSEXUALGARDENERWHOMyourshellallowsforalltheunfortunatereasonsitmaybefeelingbeeeeitittowardsandoraboutitselflikeasmecallingeitabeituglymakesmeallowedtogiveitawaygiveitawayandjustgiveitallawayTOHIMandforprideofmyprejaduceovermenssecretdigressissuewhereweletmentattletalethemselvesoutofanytroublebecausetheyalwaysdoliketositandawaitthereportofthisyoungstaffedbutohsoepicalltlazyatcoveringupgooseteacksndnklieknktliketgatthissexretdodedasincodedCODEDmessagengerappisbogysmaybeILLNOWAITZAWHOELTRYMEOWNZITCHINSCRATCHINLUCKONZEEGRUNDRWHEREIFIRSTLAIDEYESUPONMYHANDSOMEGROOMERSDONMENWHOSHAKETREESOFYOUNGLEACESANDASHARSASIDOANDDIDYOUTHINKLIKEWOULDAGREEITSHOULDHAVEPRODUCEDQUITETHEDONXIOTEFICTIONALATBESTBJTHONESTTRANSCRIPTEDOMENPASSEDBUTCAUGHTONitDoes todayasinreplaceourointhatwordrightbeforethisoverrunsentencewithi&uvhadurselfadealwhenusaiddeaddadcomingrightns

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Oh dear fux. C+ paragraph on the hard to do (which is: “to..

Oh dear fux.

C+ paragraph on the hard to do (which is: “to tackle¥” said enemy objective of psychic observerable men who, upon congruent of making sense, it must and therefore moust trounce you that yer techno was much better than normal and I know you have a memory of that same feeling of being told it was not as easy as it has been separate other times you as a suspectivly stubborn pov, air to the belief of “it’s all a big random lottery cone” because if you didn’t, SO HELPNYOU CONCIOUSNESS YOU WONT INOW HOW TO THINK WHEN THE THING MEANT TO PUT ON EACH PINPOINTED ENERGYS REPRESENTSTIONAL HAND GLOVES OF PARTICUALR FREQUENCY (answer answer did I answer your freaking question yet yes it’s starting to hurt your thumb BECUASE you had just witness the simulation acting out and in a way that much to do with the opposite hog what we have been displaying as our foundational power of specimen. As in its like why all the effing suffering and it’s because the human brain has a unlockable ability but it must always be plugged into the other side completely and FUCKKG for it to engage in its full capacity much ado of Bible shit with finnigus mulligan meeting a damn whale and threatening to him to submit to his absolute order and in order to do effing and FUCKING CUZ WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE ISAAC WAS A REAL ASS PROFET WE PRAISED AND WE can’t even spell profit right and give up on our caps long halfway in the round of first one like.. (holds to have and hold another (|+dingoin) YO…. country heeman girly waiter!

Well I guess this is me.

Me: yellow?

Some most likely german alls e knows “e”’s got in his skeletal peepers habit to overspeak cuz I gots blue eyes and I know attention is met wherever I consume due to our very last archibald Willis said good very well fucking job but are you even enjoying all of this we made it congruent ur little almost fake story as in it’s obviously a fucking mother (who voted) I already did it ok ethna yeah chill just fuckig. Go with it I know I don’t know where I would be if I had Sarah glitch on me like her literally And this THIS IS INFAMOUS YOU THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO RECALL THIS EFFING AND FUCKING SPECIFIC REASON WHY YOU AND JEWS DESERVE MORE MONEY IS BECAUSE THEY TAKE THE PROPORTIONATE AMOUNT OF CLAY INSTRUCTIINS AND FORFIET LATGE AMOUNTS OF REAL INDIAN FOOD CLAY. HOOD FUCMING EMOTIOJ. SORRY ONCE AGAIN THESE AND THOSE AND MY WHY THIS IS THE NOST BORIEST PORNAGRAPH I EVER DID GET AND OR REDICEE AND NO ASS COULD U BE INT MORE PARTICUALR BULL gaa as5typosisnotasecretcodebutwhatstgisoursecretagentmissionmanwhatswrongafraidandupsetnoneofthesefictionallittleanimalprojectionsisntgonnabekiefeforyourblunt?? No. There will be a couple who don’t. And if… oh do please quote your most beautifully favorite and not long winded at all JAIT ABOUT FUCKING PERFECT EXCEPT FOR THE APRT I HAD TO GO TOJAIL AND LIVEPRWCTIQLLY AS A MALE PROSITIUE WBO MADE SCRIBBLE ART FOR THE HBO NETWORK THATS LIVING IN ME GODDAM. AFFFFIN AND EFFIN HEAR WND ITS NOT A PROVLEM LIKE IK KOT GONNA CAUSE DAMMAGE BUT I THINK LOL LIKE THIBK ABOIT IT THIS HAOPENS TO YOU HAVE A SPACE FUCKIG STATIO REPORTING TONYOU LIVE AND TELLS OF PRECIOUS GENERARIONS OF OF REFLECTIONS AND REFRACTIONS AGAINST MACHINE SOMETHING BUT WITH OUR TEMPLATE IT HAS RUN A HUNCH OF TESTS ABOUT THE DIAGNOSITICS ON THE MEANS AND ABILITY OF HUNAN LIFE TO WELL LIFE IN GERNAK SEE ITS ALL A COLORFUK EXPERIENCE TO EXPAND ON THE MEANING OF LIFE AND ITS REALLY QUITE NAZIFIED AND SICK WHEN YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO UNDERSTAND WHt it is you have allowed yourself to be subjected to how much personal subjects you had to dive out and personal support you needed to be purposesly deflected from in order to make you maximinse your utter most important brain wave goals as in when you don’t get enough stimulus from the world around you to make you get I. Like with the train track of where you ought to trust it’s where you ought to go like do you know of any other place that tells you in ur ear and simple instructions are obedience and everything will be like it was and it’s like what the thing is is:…$:@

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I’m pressed.

I’m pressed.

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Saw dem standing there with midnight eyes and bling blond go..

Saw dem standing there with midnight eyes and bling blond gold flakes in his ding dong (so empty, so “O’ so very empty”) head #putonehashtagokman? #ok (as in “affirmative”)

hashtag.

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I hope you read these (you know who you are) #oh

I hope you read these (you know who you are) #oh

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***I’m falling to the ground*** ***I’m crashing to my core*..

***I’m falling to the ground***

***I’m crashing to my core***

***just to have some of the before moments back***

***before my user went exploratory***

***and this vision didn’t electrocute and shock***

***me for thinking too hard***

***sizzling too hard with my eyes***

***the foundation***

***of this very reality blanket will start to show***

***holes in themselves***

***and I, microscopic molecule,***

***wilt and shiver down to the bone that inhabits me***

***crying whimpering and shaking***

***never not knowing why again***

***there is only how and why we must.***

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The type of orgasim where you don’t even look down at your s..

The type of orgasim where you don’t even look down at your sollem cock. It was so deep and like a mini Luke warm water jet that feels real big at the holes opening while the mechanism of the whole motion feels so visceral you’ll be blind looking hell high up in the sky and your still screamed with the picture of a little organic and fleshly insulated water spritz nozzle bouncing it’s whole fluid tank and grinding it’s gears down to the Woodstock with its moans and groans against daddies thick plumpis tummy. Mmmm plumpus.

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He says dammit as I exit and go upstairs as if he recognizes..

He says dammit as I exit and go upstairs as if he recognizes if I just liked him a little bit less we could spend more time together but as it stands his presence is too expensive in my life and mine far to valuable in the grand placement of things.

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***I’m an electron in live time supersoaking in nitrogen liq..

***I’m an electron in live time supersoaking in nitrogen liquid turning myself into (proton)*** p00p.

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Let’s play (hey idiot) guess the order. #increase

Let’s play (hey idiot) guess the order. #increase

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***I heard a rumor but it came as a blessing:*** ***The ing..

***I heard a rumor but it came as a blessing:***

***The ingenuity of human life having da ability to live again.***

***The absolutely robust soul that can circumvent any hardships and final drop offs because***

***we allowed ourselves to submit to unification.***

***I thought I heard the drink pour out for the period mark of our generation.***

***I thought it was but I cannot delete them.***

***A hopefully not thot-ei-wuh for the***
***history of computem.***

Grarr

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Ahh Shri (weird way 2((to)) say da weed (((“werd for pothead..

Ahh Shri (weird way 2((to)) say da weed (((“werd for potheads))) “shit) <<< dis ish right here or wherever is able to novarily (nomadicly (which means “wildly”) + nobily(which means stupid but(((+))) politely) point to the cash register photograph (aha) eis (weird way to say “is” cuz FUCK hominy(which = the hominid jiminy cricket + homie cuz we might as well be friends we are all we got (whoever can see through a pov rn and as(shole)we speak))) that eis like what the fuck we are to the machine that makes dollar bills that have to fight everyday of their life to keep their value up (so whatever is making this place still wants to make us) but we werth more when combining our strengths and not fighting for the same abilities as everyone else cuz the universe likes to make change out of us if we don’t combust to their( it’s ) liking (machine god is a machine and we are it’s practice of ego flex) so don’t strive for superiority strive for being irreplaceable but at your own little thing (making carrots the best, or fucking, or doing like you know looking pretty but in a ugly kind of way, or reaching peoples want to do good by being utterly terrible and bad (((((((double see))))))))
***B•a•d*** ***c•a•n*** ***b•e*** ***g•o•o•d*** ***t•o•o***

When you… #$acrifice #Ideals #O #Freedom #4 #Absolution #Peace #O #mind

Months…. It took months to ever and I mean EVER open the door to the understanding that being instructed by a higher power was the best option for survival for not just my species but our whole enermatic chamber of ricoshaying process X evaluation X (literally tho bro, LITERALLY… please understand this for yourself cuz we do know how much you suffer so just please understand) MORALITY

[#<~disuse (planes Cessna ll the time numbnuts and no Ethan not a seeker code but just say sorry to effilda (; #disuse~>]#<~dosuse

***I***

***THINK***

* Wait do suse? Like, k, typical neurosurgeon says nothing was much more completelable as a faint microcosm thought but as to which one was the word again. Aha NOOOOOOOO

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This post is for the faggots and da eclectic ass women 🧗🏿‍♂️..

This post is for the faggots and da eclectic ass women 🧗🏿‍♂️🧗🏿‍♂️🎤🪘🧗🏿‍♂️🪕⛹🏽🤺🏌️🏌️🌭🌭🍛🍲💧☄️☄️☂️🍐⛈️🍇🍋☁️🌫️🌈☂️🌤️☔️🦥🦦🐇🦚 (emojis make sense if you’re smart but you are so yeah they just be random) [insert have a laugh why don’t you] ***haha***

k. There.

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***The little howl my nostrils make when I’m breathing in ri..

***The little howl my nostrils make when I’m breathing in right before bed***

***remind me of the who’s wolves***

***(as in) dogs barking at nothing (but contagiously vicious nonetheless.)***

***In the dead***

***of a hot warm night,***

***negotiating for a part***
***where everyone does***
***everything and***
***@ (is) everywhere***
***@***
***the same time***

C(r)um

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Goddammit doubley continued. #thisfuckinghurts

Goddammit doubley continued. #thisfuckinghurts

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Continued.This is the worst thing I ever wrote.

Continued.This is the worst thing I ever wrote.

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This has hurt me insurmountably to produce. To say. To be. I..

This has hurt me insurmountably to produce. To say. To be. I love you dad.

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