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Goood morning! It’s Freaky Friday. It’s no sunrise but he do..

Goood morning! It’s Freaky Friday. It’s no sunrise but he doesn’t have the worst morning view @lonedickslinger

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hungry?

hungry?

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It’s 4:20 somewhere 🤷🏼‍♀️ oh yeaaah here!’

It’s 4:20 somewhere 🤷🏼‍♀️ oh yeaaah here!’

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Lunch is served!

Lunch is served!

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i believe this is what you call a tall drink of water. but i..

i believe this is what you call a tall drink of water. but if i were a drink water doesn’t seem quite right…what do you think i am?

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excuse me sir, you are going to have to fuck me with my boot..

excuse me sir, you are going to have to fuck me with my boots on. grabbing a ladder or putting me on my knees? 😉

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i mean they are a kind of humps? mmm they need to be motorbo..

i mean they are a kind of humps? mmm they need to be motorboated for some reason

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Trust me, you will hate to see me leave but like to watch me..

Trust me, you will hate to see me leave but like to watch me go….

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Happpy Humpday!

Happpy Humpday!

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Hope you had a good day at work! wanna come over and play?

Hope you had a good day at work! wanna come over and play?

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Sitting on his bed waiting for him to finish showering, the ..

Sitting on his bed waiting for him to finish showering, the story of my life 😉 i think this dress may be a tad short, better not wear any panties to the restaurant right?

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want some popcorn? or titties?

want some popcorn? or titties?

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Milfy mom boobs for Monday?

Milfy mom boobs for Monday?

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Happy Monday! a little lapdance footage @lonedickslinger di..

Happy Monday! a little lapdance footage @lonedickslinger didn’t seem to mind when the grinding turned to sucking 😉

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ohhhhh this would be 🔥🔥in real life. i’m gonna find some con..

ohhhhh this would be 🔥🔥in real life. i’m gonna find some content creators to make this happen!!!!

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You can’t see but there is definitely a smile on his face. @..

You can’t see but there is definitely a smile on his face. @lonedickslinger knows the likelihood that my lapdances turn into sex real quick

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Dru nk unicorn lapdance content? yup i have some coming. an..

Dru nk unicorn lapdance content? yup i have some coming. any guesses what kind of music it’ll be to? @lonedickslinger

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Ohhh just thinking about what the new year will bring and wa..

Ohhh just thinking about what the new year will bring and wanted to know what you guys would like to see more of from me.

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Could not end a weekend in a better way!!

Could not end a weekend in a better way!!

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mmmmm wanting a nice warm mouth for these…

mmmmm wanting a nice warm mouth for these…

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paying for it now. hungover sunday

paying for it now. hungover sunday

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oh the 60s is my most favorite music, a fun little theme par..

oh the 60s is my most favorite music, a fun little theme party last night. ever think u were born in the wrong era?

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something fun on DM for y’all. 💋Happy Saturday @lonedicksli..

something fun on DM for y’all. 💋Happy Saturday @lonedickslinger

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Unicorn fun fact i am a major strip club aficionado i’ve bee..

Unicorn fun fact i am a major strip club aficionado i’ve been to hundreds with friends and lovers. i LOVE getting lap dances from sexy girls. and when i have a sexy hotel room and drinks in me you are definitely getting buzzed 🦄lap dances. who’s taking me to the strip club?

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ohhhhh just messing around, happy Friday!!!

ohhhhh just messing around, happy Friday!!!

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Thank goodness mimosas fix most things…

Thank goodness mimosas fix most things…

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oooooh boy he wore my ass out, i’ll be recovering for a few ..

oooooh boy he wore my ass out, i’ll be recovering for a few days. 24 hours with me and he definitely used every minute

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ok ok looking a little rough after a full night of crazy sex..

ok ok looking a little rough after a full night of crazy sex, and drinks, but nothing that some mimosas and room service won’t fix

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If you are thirsty this thursday i do believe my cup runneth..

If you are thirsty this thursday i do believe my cup runneth over

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Happy Birthday @lonedickslinger !!! If ya’ll know me at all..

Happy Birthday @lonedickslinger !!! If ya’ll know me at all, you know i’m going to make today really memorable 😉 Sometimes it takes a bull 🐂 to catch a unicorn 🦄

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