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POLL ANSWERS!! 1- I consider myself more top, but I am vers,..

POLL ANSWERS!! 1- I consider myself more top, but I am vers, so “Vers: a bit more top 🍆>🍑” would be the right answer here. 2- I am “184cm and ~100kg 🦬” at the moment. I went down from 113kg in 2020 because I was (and still am) trying to lean down a bit more. 3- I am actually both from “Spain 🇪🇸 “ and from “Germany 🇩🇪 “, so both are right! You guys are good! I was born in Germany and grew up in Spain. 4- Although I have worked in a board game publisher and I studied Biology, I am working as a “Personal trainer 💪”, mostly online, and it’s great fun. Thank you for answering and for your funny comments! Most of you got a lot right! Did anyone score 4/4? 😊 ✨And also here is a totally unrelated pic from today’s post-gym shower for those super insightful people who want me to just shut up and show the D ✨ (🥲🤣)

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Final poll! ✨ BTW, there is at least one poll where the winn..

Final poll! ✨ BTW, there is at least one poll where the winning option is wrong! Hahaha ❤️ This is fun, thanks for playing! I will answer all four of them later! POLL 4: WHAT IS MY JOB?

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Let’s keep it rolling! 🌋 POLL 3: WHERE AM I FROM?

Let’s keep it rolling! 🌋 POLL 3: WHERE AM I FROM?

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OK, next question! 🦾🔥 (The answers on the previous poll are ..

OK, next question! 🦾🔥 (The answers on the previous poll are super interesting!) POLL 2: HOW TALL/HEAVY AM I?

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There are 4 basic questions about me that a lot of you are a..

There are 4 basic questions about me that a lot of you are asking (on comments/privately), so I decided to answer them today. But let's make it more fun! 😌 So, throughout my day, I will make 4 polls asking you to guess the answer to those 4 questions, and I will tell you the right answers tonight. Game on! 🎮 POLL 1: WHAT AM I?

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Can you please check if I have navel fluff? ➰

Can you please check if I have navel fluff? ➰

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(BTW: when I am not posting, that doesn't mean I am not acti..

(BTW: when I am not posting, that doesn't mean I am not active, it means I am answering all of your direct messages. Keep them coming, I love them! ❤️)

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If our body is the vehicle that our conscience is going to d..

If our body is the vehicle that our conscience is going to drive during our short time on this planet, let’s try to make it the best vehicle we possibly can. 💪 AKA: slutty video because I was feeling myself after training 🤣

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Good morning routine. ☀️ Goal of the day: losing the grumpy...

Good morning routine. ☀️ Goal of the day: losing the grumpy. Do you want to help me? ❤️

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Oh and also: here’s some 🍑 (To make up for all the written ..

Oh and also: here’s some 🍑 (To make up for all the written posts 🤣)

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Weekly poll nr.2! What would you like to see next week? 🤓 (..

Weekly poll nr.2! What would you like to see next week? 🤓 (Feel free to suggest things via DM)

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As I have gotten a lot of DMs asking about why I felt comfor..

As I have gotten a lot of DMs asking about why I felt comfortable uploading my last posts: Honestly, I only felt comfortable enough to do so thanks to all the really nice and loving messages/comments that you have been sending me the last couple of weeks. The messages/comments pressuring me to do stuff have the opposite effect, but they were outweighed by the sheer amount and affection of the empathetic ones. Thanks for being such an awesome group of people! I will try to comply. 😊

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Does this mean that each one of you is watching the video 10..

Does this mean that each one of you is watching the video 10 times?? Hahahaha ☺️❤️ I can’t but love you for that! 🤣 (Edit: Honestly, I don’t even know what these numbers mean hahaha 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣)

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I’ve decided to let you into my bathroom for a full shower. ..

I’ve decided to let you into my bathroom for a full shower. When you’re supposed to go dirty, get clean instead! 🚿☁️ Don’t judge my quirks and don’t forget to wash your beard, guys. 🤣 (Also, I hope you enjoy the video because it literally took EIGHT FECKIN HOURS to upload. 🤖🤣)

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Feeling stressed like: “I have shown you everything, what sh..

Feeling stressed like: “I have shown you everything, what should I do next?” 😨 Hahaha just kidding, I have some ideas. Stay tuned. 🤣👍

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Fuck it, it’s done. 🔥 Show me some love. ❤️

Fuck it, it’s done. 🔥 Show me some love. ❤️

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Snorlaxxed

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On the menu today: fat legs!🦵

On the menu today: fat legs!🦵

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I know that (most of?) you are not here for this, but I want..

I know that (most of?) you are not here for this, but I wanted to let you know that I would like to make this place feel like a safe space for all of us. 🏳️‍🌈 So: please be gentle and respectful, share some love and, if you want to talk to me about anything, please feel free to DM me anytime. I want to hear your story, and you are not alone. 😊❤️ Love, J

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I love OF because it’s the only social network without RuPau..

I love OF because it’s the only social network without RuPaul’s Drag Race spoilers in the morning. ❤️🤣

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The winner of last week’s poll: getting undressed directly a..

The winner of last week’s poll: getting undressed directly after a workout! 🥵💧

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Wet paws 🐾 (I might or might not have almost slipped and sl..

Wet paws 🐾 (I might or might not have almost slipped and slammed my whole face against the floor taking this one 🤣❤️)

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We are nothing but apes 🦍

We are nothing but apes 🦍

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If you are a Trump supporter, get the f*ck off my OF page. ❤..

If you are a Trump supporter, get the f*ck off my OF page. ❤️

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I am sorry, but I just I find it extremely funny that after ..

I am sorry, but I just I find it extremely funny that after my latest pic, I have gotten many DMs concerned about the little mole on my left wrist. 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️ I have checked it several times ever since I was a kid and it is nothing, but thank you so much for caring, it’s very cute hahaha! 🥰😂

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Good morning guys 😌

Good morning guys 😌

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Oh hey there my beautiful people 😎

Oh hey there my beautiful people 😎

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I finally caught up with all of your private messages, and I..

I finally caught up with all of your private messages, and I am amazed by the support and love you are sending me on there. I didn't think OF would be a page where you would have that amount of kind interactions, so I am pleasantly surprised and really happy, and I will try to give back as much as possible. <3 So far, my favorite thing about OF is having that direct interaction with you, and I will try to keep it up. I love to chat and hear all you have to say, and I have also read all your suggestions/ideas (and also criticisms!) and will take them into consideration to better myself and the content. You have given me SO many fun ideas on what you would like to see that I am almost overwhelmed!! :) Thank you for making this experience a good one and for making me feel more and more comfortable, I am learning fast and I am also learning to love this. Sending a big hug to all of you, J

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Ever wondered what it feels like? ✋✨

Ever wondered what it feels like? ✋✨

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Starting to feel more comfortable... ❤️😇 Thanks your all yo..

Starting to feel more comfortable... ❤️😇 Thanks your all your super nice and supportive private messages, it’s awesome to see that there are humans at the other end of the phone. 😊 Still trying to answer all of them, but it will take me some time!

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