Punxsutawney Phil said “not this year, bitches!” 🦦

Punxsutawney Phil said “not this year, bitches!” 🦦
2022-02-03 03:31:49 +0000 UTC View PostPunxsutawney Phil said “not this year, bitches!” 🦦
2022-02-03 03:31:49 +0000 UTC View PostMy ass is like a fruit by the foot: delicious 🤤
2022-02-02 04:20:28 +0000 UTC View PostWanna trade some Pokémon cards? ⚡️
2022-02-01 04:27:47 +0000 UTC View PostYou can do side ends or sit-ups, but please don’t lose that butt 🎶
2022-01-31 03:19:03 +0000 UTC View PostAte shit (snowboarding), now strip 🐱
2022-01-30 03:11:24 +0000 UTC View Post“Check out the moose knuckle on her, Bessy!” 🐫 😏
2022-01-29 02:19:59 +0000 UTC View PostThis little snow bunny definitely knocked out before posting last night! Oopsies. I will be making up for it today! 🐰❄️
2022-01-28 17:41:50 +0000 UTC View PostMy exes and ohs they want me 💋
2022-01-27 02:47:55 +0000 UTC View PostSkinny, sweet, and perfect to eat 🤤
2022-01-25 04:04:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s your favorite nerdy pickup line? 🐙
2022-01-24 03:41:54 +0000 UTC View PostWhen was the last time you laughed until you cried? I tickled myself pink tonight 😹
2022-01-23 03:03:48 +0000 UTC View PostWho doesn’t love a perky surprise underneath a hoodie? 😏
2022-01-22 03:56:54 +0000 UTC View PostDress me up like you baby doll 🧸
2022-01-21 03:28:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are comfy as hell, but would not be categorized as “lingerie”? Tighty whities! 😹
2022-01-20 04:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostI filmed the cutest damn video and it never actually recorded lololol
2022-01-19 03:47:34 +0000 UTC View PostYou, me, and getting frisky in the hallway? Pretty please? 🥺
2022-01-18 04:21:13 +0000 UTC View PostI could, uh, really use another pair of hands 🌚
2022-01-17 03:47:53 +0000 UTC View PostShhhhh!! Don’t let them hear you you gotta keep quiet! 🤫🙈
2022-01-16 04:48:10 +0000 UTC View PostWell slap my ass and call me Bessie 🤠🐄
2022-01-15 05:02:25 +0000 UTC View PostSlap some peanut butter on my pretzel and eat it like you’ve got the munchies 🥨
2022-01-14 04:09:23 +0000 UTC View PostI look better in your shirt than you do 😌
2022-01-13 03:58:53 +0000 UTC View Post12/10 we all know who I want to win tonight 🏈
2022-01-11 04:41:31 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bears are terrified of keeping a solid corner on the roster, I’m convinced 🙄
2022-01-10 04:49:16 +0000 UTC View PostA choker? Good. My hand? Great. Your hand? God yes 🙊
2022-01-09 05:23:59 +0000 UTC View PostThe tomboy is really popping tonight 😏
2022-01-08 05:59:31 +0000 UTC View PostShort but damn my ninja skills kept me from getting caught 🌚
2022-01-08 04:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostThe kind of titties you want to play with all night long 😍
2022-01-07 03:29:26 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s race. I’ll win. I always win 😌
2022-01-06 03:40:09 +0000 UTC View Post