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I'm at Walmart getting blueberries and Lunchables because SO..

I'm at Walmart getting blueberries and Lunchables because SOMEONE may have eaten all of their kiddos blueberries and Lunchables. Not me Tho. I would never. I'm a grown up. LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

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I attempted to post this yesterday before I left for a famil..

I attempted to post this yesterday before I left for a family dinner but my mom came downstairs and I have never stood up so quickly in my life πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ BUT LOOK WHAT AC GOT ME!!! AHHHHH! hahaha. So I came home and gamed all night with my kiddos πŸ₯° excited for the new starwars update on fortnite!

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My kiddos came downstairs πŸ™ˆ let me tuck them in upstairs and..

My kiddos came downstairs πŸ™ˆ let me tuck them in upstairs and read them a book and I'll see you guys on the @holygaucamoly page after? 🫣😘

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLuVf4f9/ 😌😘πŸ₯° yes

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLuVf4f9/
😌😘πŸ₯° yes

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This made me laugh sooooo fucking hard πŸ˜‚ I could never share..

This made me laugh sooooo fucking hard πŸ˜‚ I could never share this on my sexy page for obvious reasons! Some jokes... some jokes just make your dick soft. 🀣 and I was like this is a turn off for sure. If you don't like gross crude humor DO NOT watch this πŸ˜‚ if you want a giggle and ARE into that tho, then you're welcome!

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Realizing the charger didn't work the entire time and I'm at..

Realizing the charger didn't work the entire time and I'm at 1% ...

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Throw back Thursday! Thank you all for the tips ❀️ I see the..

Throw back Thursday! Thank you all for the tips ❀️ I see them on C.A. and here and they make me feel better. I got enough money from them to take off the week for my grandma's memorial coming up this Saturday β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή I'm just spending quality time with family to try and keep my mind off things and when I'm not with family I just curl up into a depressed burrito in bed. I accidentally dyed my hair pink. But don't have the energy to dye it again. So I'm embarrassed to post a new picture. Therefore THROW BACK THURSDAY and a little update. Just so everyone knows I'm okay ❀️ XOXO - your sad little rollie pollie oly

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Between being a single mom, moving my family, and trying to ..

Between being a single mom, moving my family, and trying to catch up on customs. I haven't been able to hop on messaging! I just wanted to update everyone as a whole to make sure no one's left hanging and sad! The current custom I'm working on is taking a bit, it's very wholesome and is basically just my perfect day. So I squeeze in something I'd love to do for that custom, get a coffee, go for a walk, take a shopping spree etc, between moving my mom and my kiddos. You should see the looks i get πŸ˜‚ I also have mtg themed customs coming, breast expansion ones and another aheago themed one coming up too! But I'm alive and missing you guys! And I'll be back to message soon! ❀️❀️❀️
This is the hard part of dating a single milf! ESPECIALLY long distance! Think you can handle the hard parts until we get to the good ones? 😜

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Got home just before 10, after A FULL DAY OF PACKING MY MOMS..

Got home just before 10, after A FULL DAY OF PACKING MY MOMS HOUSE and I was so tired and sad and just... drained and then I see a package! The comic comes with skins! So I'm playing a couple rounds before bed! Thank you thank you thank you shawn! 😘😘😘 Just the pick me up I needed after the longest day ever!

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My mamas moving in with me! She only gave me a 5 day heads u..

My mamas moving in with me! She only gave me a 5 day heads up 😳 what i wouldnt do for that woman tho! Moms are saints! I helped my cousin move yesterday! today I have to go buy my mom shelves for all of her cleaning stuff (she's a hoarder of cleaning supplies hahaha) and also deep clean all the rooms I've emptied for her! Peel stickers off the wall, scrub and bubbles the shower! Take stuff to the dump! etc! THEN it's a full day tomorrow, 8am-midnight I have photoshoots, promos on 9 different sites! 2 lives and messaging!
Saturday, I help my mom pack and maybe move a little and Sunday hopefully we can move the rest in. Monday, I cry all day from the stress, and Tuesday I drive to my grandpas house whose 6 hours away to visit him bc he's been lonely since my gma passed...
I'll try to keep you all posted! ❀️❀️❀️ I hope you're having a good week! Customs will start back up on Wednesday! AC has about 3 that I'm gonna post and everyone can enjoy. They're pretty wholesome and nerdy and I'm excited to share them with you guys πŸ₯° XOXO -OlyπŸ’‹πŸ₯°β€οΈ

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New to the page? Heres a little bit about me and my TIP MENU..

New to the page? Heres a little bit about me and my TIP MENU! I'm a nerd in a thirst traps body paying off her medical stuff! I did not expect to get this much traction but I guess people like me πŸ˜‚ so as DISGUSTING as some of my prices are they're made that way to help keep my work load manageable as a mom of 2 with a list of issues. This woman can only handle so much but I'm here to take care of you when I can πŸ₯°
(If you'd like to chat all messaging happens on my other page @holygaucamoly)

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I'LL BE GOING LIVE @ 8PM MT TO TALK ABOUT COMICS! 😍 What I'd..

I'LL BE GOING LIVE @ 8PM MT TO TALK ABOUT COMICS! 😍 What I'd recommend and also getting your advice on some that I've purchased! πŸ₯° come join me before my spicy live on my @holygaucamoly page at 9pm MT and talk nerdy to me 😜 You know how I like it! 😘 hehehe πŸ₯°β€οΈ

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~A day in the life of oly πŸ₯°~ Things you dont get to see in..

~A day in the life of oly πŸ₯°~

Things you dont get to see in the video for obvious reasons:
Me and my kiddos cooking lunch together (mac and cheese), pretending to fly to the moon (we stole elon musks shipπŸ˜‚), playing fortnite (bloons tycoon?), and mom holding them for a movie (they chose all dogs go to heaven) until finally reading grumpy monkey stays up all night and getting them tucked in.
Then you DO get to see how I think "I'LL MESSAGE EVERYONE WHEN THE KIDDOS SLEEP! and then give up on life around 10pm πŸ˜‚"

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*You whip out your cock and say "WELL LOOK AT THAT! THIS FEL..

*You whip out your cock and say "WELL LOOK AT THAT! THIS FELLA HERE IS LOOKIN FOR A HOME AND THOSE GALS LOOK LIKE FINE REAL ESTATE!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ *I immediately get turned on by you out weirding me and making me laugh/feel comfortable and somehow us being dorks turns into sex over the kitchen sink

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This post costs $5 on my @holygaucamoly page! But its free t..

This post costs $5 on my @holygaucamoly page! But its free to you here! Thank you for being so kind to my heart πŸ’• You make this a safe place for me to be slutty, sad, a weirdo or even just nerd out! Whatever my heart feels, it feels safe to share it here! I appreciate you all so much 😘πŸ₯°

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Just incase you're like "where the f- did she go?!" I'm depr..

Just incase you're like "where the f- did she go?!"
I'm depressed because it's my gmas (who passed) birthday. So I look horrible and just haven't been able to make good content this week β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή #IGotThatPression πŸ₯²

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I'll be going live every Friday at 8pm MT starting 3/22 on t..

I'll be going live every Friday at 8pm MT starting 3/22 on this page (youcancallmeoly) just to chat and be nerdy and relax ❀️ I may get a little naughty on this page if the mood strikes tho 😜 I'll also go live on my (holygaucamoly) page an hour after but thats for the xxx stuff hehehe
Come say hi here tomorrow if you want to talk comics and gaming πŸ₯° XOXO -Oly

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https://open.spotify.com/play… Add songs to my Spotify you ..

https://open.spotify.com/play…

Add songs to my Spotify you think I'll like πŸ₯° and I'll give them a listen ❀️

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Which day would you most like to see me go live every week?

Which day would you most like to see me go live every week?

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Me- I Got injured while working πŸ₯Ί Guy in a hoodie yelling fr..

Me- I Got injured while working πŸ₯Ί
Guy in a hoodie yelling from the crowd-
"You fell down the stairs getting a snack and hurt your toe,"
Me- πŸ₯Ί someone baby me please... owie πŸ˜…πŸ˜˜πŸ₯°
Hahaha Love you guys! New content coming soon! ❀️

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After recording a custom I thought "grab your toy and see ho..

After recording a custom I thought "grab your toy and see how quick you can cum again, just be raw and in the moment and really feel your body"
And this is the result of that.πŸ™ˆ I got really vocal about wanting to just be touched. Not sexually- well- okay I guess sexuallyπŸ˜… but in a more romantic love making way hehehe an orgasm that's made by feeling someone else emotionally and not to just get yourself off β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή thoooose are what I'm looking for in my next partner 😘❀️ You see my kind heart and I see yours and our bodies just cum together perfectly because of that πŸ₯° *sigh
My fantasies are very romantic I guess hehehe πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜β€οΈ

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I'm ready for warm nights and walking barefoot on the grass ..

I'm ready for warm nights and walking barefoot on the grass in a little summer dress... kissing under the stars on a blanket, and rough yet somehow gentle love making... what a day, what a day.

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Genuine Oly thought- My family had a birthday dinner for me ..

Genuine Oly thought-
My family had a birthday dinner for me tonight since they couldn't see me on Wednesday and I asked them all what character best fits me. A few common answers were jess from New girl, rose from the golden girls and princess bubble gum from adventure time but my favorite one said was by my sister. She said I was the Chakra guy from ATLA because I try to help everyone I come across heal and feel loved and better πŸ˜‚πŸ₯°β€οΈ It made my heart happy. Just got home and I'm off to bed! But I'm hoping to finish customs tomorrow πŸ’‹β€οΈ goodnight loves ❀️

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YOU CAN ONLY GET THIS KINDA CONTENT HERE πŸ˜‚ Just incase you'r..

YOU CAN ONLY GET THIS KINDA CONTENT HERE πŸ˜‚ Just incase you're wondering
"where'd Olivia go today?" I had a little self care day because I was sad about my grandma. Come with me on a very personal and depressing ass journey if you want πŸ˜‚

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I created a custom on my @holygaucamoly page that was a cudd..

I created a custom on my @holygaucamoly page that was a cuddle experience ASMR and it made me think I should share an actual sleeping next to Oly experience here for you guys πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I have no shame about this. Take me or leave me 🀣😘πŸ₯°

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Genuine Oly Strip tease. Set up. I would probably be doing l..

Genuine Oly Strip tease. Set up. I would probably be doing laundry by our bed and your flirty little smile would make me tease you a bit until you asked for a small show ❀️ hehehe 😘πŸ₯°
Yes to the mommy strip tease? Sexy? Or no?

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Made a custom tonight and had a little trouble reaching my s..

Made a custom tonight and had a little trouble reaching my sex toy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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When you try to be cute but youre just awkward because your ..

When you try to be cute but youre just awkward because your epilepsy makes you forget words sometimes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ₯° Blooper from the current video I'm making for you guys ❀️🀍🩷

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Posting this affirmations/I love you video on this page for ..

Posting this affirmations/I love you video on this page for free! I appreciate all your love and support 😘πŸ₯°β€οΈ Thank you for all the love that helps me get through my days XOXO

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Here's the concept for my upcoming content! YOURE GONNA LOVE..

Here's the concept for my upcoming content! YOURE GONNA LOVE IT! But fnck I wish I wasn't so awkward in this video!

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