MasterFapnet
yesmissaphrodite

yesmissaphrodite

onlyfans

yesmissaphrodite posts

Hi my little peaches

Hi my little peaches

View Post

Babes tragedy has struck!!! My favorite toy broke 😭😭😭 if you..

Babes tragedy has struck!!! My favorite toy broke 😭😭😭 if you tip under this post I’ll buy a new one and let you listen to me using it. I know how you love my moans πŸ˜‰

View Post

do y'all want a video of me smushing an ice cream cone into ..

do y'all want a video of me smushing an ice cream cone into my titties? It was so fun and I turned myself on so I think you do ;) Check your inbox

View Post

recently a white man paid me to slap him across the face and..

recently a white man paid me to slap him across the face and besties...i'm ngl that AWAKENED something in me. is there a virtual version of this? how can i put "I fucking deck you" as an option on my tip menu? LET ME KNOW. I crave violence

View Post

I woke up like this (literally, obviously, this is first thi..

I woke up like this (literally, obviously, this is first thing in the morning)

View Post

Me not posting regularly isn’t because I’m in a depressive e..

Me not posting regularly isn’t because I’m in a depressive episode it’s because I’m … edging you? would you buy that? LMAO the struggle is real. Anyway I love bruises so much and maybe I’ll convince the creator of to give me one on camera for you guys at some point πŸ‘€

View Post

I had such a hot hookup this weekend (happy pride to me!) I ..

I had such a hot hookup this weekend (happy pride to me!) I am frankly exhausted but I can't WAIT to tell you the story tomorrow ;)

View Post

Pride fit! From your favorite chaotic femme! πŸ’‹πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Pride fit! From your favorite chaotic femme! πŸ’‹πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

View Post

Special video treat from my day at the topless beach is in y..

Special video treat from my day at the topless beach is in your DMs if you have auto-renew on;)

View Post

i fucking love our little business model here team. i show y..

i fucking love our little business model here team. i show you my titties, you buy my iced coffees? fuck yeah everybody wins <3

View Post

darlins! I have a bone to pick and I NEED YOUR INPUT!!!! I s..

darlins! I have a bone to pick and I NEED YOUR INPUT!!!! I saw a post that said that ppl who like tits more than ass are conservatives and ppl who like ass more than tits are liberals. obviously this put the fear of god in me bc my tits are one of my best features and I'm fucking terrified of conservatives for obvious reasons. Is there truth to this? do you have a preference? weigh in!

View Post

Bikini Bartender! today we're making a mojito πŸ€€πŸ’šβœ¨

Bikini Bartender! today we're making a mojito πŸ€€πŸ’šβœ¨

View Post

once again too hot for tiktok i guess πŸ™„ when they don't let ..

once again too hot for tiktok i guess πŸ™„ when they don't let me post something, I give it to y'all :) but you're the real ones anyways, aren't you? do you like my new swimsuit? i LOVE it!!

View Post

Hi babies!! I've been feeling a bit uninspired lately UNTIL ..

Hi babies!! I've been feeling a bit uninspired lately UNTIL TODAY!!! Lingerie Bartender is a new series I'll be making heh heh heh you like?

View Post

hi babies ;) How we doin?

hi babies ;) How we doin?

View Post

would y'all want to watch me stretch? if I made a video of m..

would y'all want to watch me stretch? if I made a video of myself doing some stretches?

View Post

View Post

Happy Friday who wants to eat me? I need it ;)

Happy Friday who wants to eat me? I need it ;)

View Post

this is bisexual culture

this is bisexual culture

View Post

View Post

Guess who turned 24?!

Guess who turned 24?!

View Post

going live at midnight EST! xoxo

going live at midnight EST! xoxo

View Post

View Post

late night thoughts w/ aph ;)

late night thoughts w/ aph ;)

View Post

classic aphrodite vibe today. what would you bring me as an ..

classic aphrodite vibe today. what would you bring me as an offering?

View Post

Living my vintage centerfold fantasy

Living my vintage centerfold fantasy

View Post

showing off one of the pretty new sets y'all bought me!! I f..

showing off one of the pretty new sets y'all bought me!! I feel like a fairy princess

View Post

(I'm going to start telling you some of my sluttier stories...

(I'm going to start telling you some of my sluttier stories. I like to write, and maybe some of you like to read. comment your thoughts!) Two summers ago, I was hooking up with a very dominant older woman. She was tall, dark skinned, and very beautiful. Soft masc presenting. She wore gold jewelry that I found devastatingly sexy (one memorable time, she moved to take off her chain and set it on the night stand but I grabbed her wrist and told her to keep it on. Keep your watch on. Keep your chain on. Fuck me with your jewelry on.) She was incredibly charismatic. She worked in a fancy office in a tall building and she memorized my drink of choice so she could order for me (whiskey sour made with bulleit rye, lemon, and simple - no cheap sour mix, she's a princess). The sex was heady, frenzied, life-giving. We weren't particularly compatible romantically, and when I broke it off with her it was messy and dramatic, but our summer of sex was ... well. you'll see. Most nights after she got home from the office, we went out to open mics and other events where she performed as a comedian. I would sit in the crowd and watch her intently, try to catch her eyes if I was feeling a bit mischievous, stick around and mingle with her colleagues after the set, look pretty on her arm (which I love to do. There's this trophy-wife part of my soul that was LIVING), etc, and then she would take me home, still high on adrenaline, and fuck me senseless. She intimated that before me, she wasn't necessarily a super dominant lover. But from the first time we hooked up, she was in total control and she loved it. I think I have that effect on people sometimes. "On the bed. Legs open. Don't move." She delighted in trying new things with me, knowing that I was sensitive and obedient enough to make it a really good time for both of us. She tied me up, she edged me, she once used the stopwatch on her phone to time how fast she could make me cum (under a minute. like 45 seconds)...she was wild. And one night, I felt like turning the tables on her a little bit. Playing a bratty little game. We were at a party where she was scheduled to do a set. I wore a pale pink sundress and walked around with her, shaking hands with people and being sweet and charming as usual. But I had a trick up my sleeve. While standing at the bar in a shadowy corner, I wriggled out of my panties. I'm a dancer, so I can move very stealthily when I need to. I hid them in my closed fist. I did all this while she was distracted ordering our drinks. When she turned back to me, I smiled at her and calmly stuck my panties in her blazer pocket. She didn't realize what they were at first. I sipped my drink and carried on a normal conversation with her and the other people around us, chatted to the bartender about the cocktails. Then, I took her hand and calmly slid it under my skirt, leaving it there to explore. Her eyes widened when she felt my bare, wet pussy waiting for her. I smiled innocently. Then the emcee announced that it was time for her set. I stood on my tiptoes and kissed her on the cheek. "Good luck!" I winked. She gave me a smoldering look as if to say "I will deal with you later" and took the stage. I have to hand it to her - her set was solid, even though she was clearly a little off her game. What a professional. I can't express how hot it was to me, to watch her swaggering around the stage telling jokes I had helped her edit, the crowd loving her, with my wet, lacy panties in her pocket the entire time. As soon as she got off stage, she made a beeline for me, put a hand on my waist and said in my ear "Go wait for me in the bathroom, bad girl." I was happy to oblige. I went to the single-person bathroom, checked my lipstick in the mirror, and waited for about five minutes (thought it felt much longer). She walked in, locked the door behind her, and immediately pinned me up against the wall. She growled in my ear. "You're fucking crazy." "Maybe a little bit. But you like it." "Yes. Yes I do." No pretext, she slid two fingers inside me and started to fuck me hard and fast. I lifted my leg and put my sandal-clad foot up on the opposite wall of the small room. "It's really convenient that you're so flexible." "Yeah it's kinda like I was made to be fucked in bar bathrooms." Her long fingers felt so good inside me and I could already feel myself building to an orgasm. I bit my lip to try to keep quiet, but when I started to cum I couldn't control it and I moaned out loud, definitely loud enough for people outside the door to hear. Satisfied (for now), she took her hand away, washed her hands, and straightened her collar. She kept my panties. We walked out together (no point trying to be subtle at that point), and I could have sworn the guy waiting for the bathroom gave her a high five.

View Post

behind the scenes! this is what it looks like when i take pi..

behind the scenes! this is what it looks like when i take pics for you btw, I just film myself and screenshot the pretty moments. anyway HI BABIES!! I've been horrible sick from the COVID vaccine this week (high fevers, body aches, just awful). But I'm feeling much better now. How are you feeling tonight?

View Post

View Post