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Chopped this stream a lil just so I could share my second ci..

Chopped this stream a lil just so I could share my second cigar with you all, with actual words! Some smoking encouragement towards ny hubby at the beginning then he leaves. Also showed my curious boy what a cigar was, as he smelt it from afar. Grateful for some of the strong connections I've made thus far πŸ₯° got to enjoy this cigar with some of my favorite people πŸ–€ thank you all for being there. Safe to say I'm a cigar smoker now 🫦, and they will most likely be a regular thing. 🌬🀍

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🀭 do I have your attention. Bahhaha sorry! Made me laugh. ..

🀭 do I have your attention. Bahhaha sorry! Made me laugh. You guys, halllp me help you! What do you wanna see? Likes on posts are motivation to keep going. I was posting streams. But no one appeared to like them so I kinda stopped. Goes for everything tho. If you don't like a post, does that legit mean you don't like it? Because that's what I think. And then I don't wanna make anything else like it. The like system is hard and I try not to pay attention. As I said tho, it all helps with motivation. If you have come from ig you might have noticed I hit the depressys again. I deleted almost everything 😭 you guys are probably sick of my shit. Anywho. Still a bunch of streams but idk what to do with them now. I am still working on writing my story. Then have to figure out how to translate to a video. Only received a handful of questions for a q&a. I'll have to look some up myself. But what else? Talk to me, I'm yours 🫦

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Love me, love me, say that you love me πŸ–€ Good morning my lov..

Love me, love me, say that you love me πŸ–€ Good morning my loves. πŸ₯° 🀭 Oops, I did it again. Snuck a quick drag in after my shower. Had my jacket in there after dropping the kids off at school. I knew they were in there, couldn't resist a quick puff while being completely naked. I don't get to do that often, smoking outside in the cold πŸ₯Ά it was nice, even for a second 🫦

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Ahhah when they start to know what lights off means 🫦 Clip..

Ahhah when they start to know what lights off means 🫦 Clip is the best part of the stream! Uhh scroll πŸ€” 32 mins ish for lights out. On streams I usually smoke a little bit of everything so I'm not gonna tag specifics. πŸ˜…

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Lions, tigers and bears, oh my. 😳 Some nip slips on live 🀭 ..

Lions, tigers and bears, oh my. 😳 Some nip slips on live 🀭 jk on purpose πŸ‘… Crotch goblins ruining shit as always. Peanut got out. Corks, Whites, joint. The usual... &&&&& we end with Multiples 🚬🚬 Scroll to like πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ 28 mins. πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜

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This is proving to be quite the challenge. I unfortunately ..

This is proving to be quite the challenge. I unfortunately cant upload them all, I'm realizing as I re watch them. Unless I cut the audio when my kids, hubby or mom show up. πŸ₯Ί so I'm still trying to solve my problem. Here's one to hold you by.

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🎈πŸ’₯ A balloon pop! Because why thefk not! I personally love ..

🎈πŸ’₯ A balloon pop! Because why thefk not! I personally love balloons 🫦 and enjoy anytime someone brings them up! This stream downloaded! So step onΓ²e is looking good. πŸ‘Œ

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I DONT WANNA JYNX MYSELF. BUT FK. I THINK I FINALLY FIGURED ..

I DONT WANNA JYNX MYSELF. BUT FK. I THINK I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DOWNLOAD MY FKN INSTAGRAM STREAMS πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ Sorry, this one has been bugging me. A lot of people ask me to save my streams, but i wont there for obvious reasons. And ig was not letting me download.😫 I deleted my entire camera roll to try and figure it out. I'd love to just go live here, but unfortunately there's not enough people πŸ₯Ί if this works, I'm just gonna upload a bunch of old ones. And then going forward upload them as they come. I heard my lives are decent πŸ‘… Wish me luck. 🀞

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My favorite place to stop and catch the light.... But I put ..

My favorite place to stop and catch the light.... But I put the phone on the other side πŸ€” Do you like when I dangle? 🫦 I love at the end when I take a hoot from the vape, how well the b&w captured the cheeks 🫦 if you are not a vape fan, ignore the vape, and see everything else.. the lips, the cheeks, the thick creamy smoke... or hey, maybe you're into me getting high while I drive πŸ˜ˆπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Enjoy audio guys... nothing special here, noisy streets 🀭

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Alice's first cigar πŸ”₯ First off I apologize for the song ch..

Alice's first cigar πŸ”₯ First off I apologize for the song choice, one of the longest ones, i think. πŸ˜… you know me and my pink floyd... their albums were always playing in our house growing up πŸ₯° so it's an easy go to. This was a private video call with a special someone. As seen on ig. 🌬🀍 But since it was my very first cigar ever, I wanted to share it with you all! How did I do? 🫦 I think I looked pretty damn good. Such a happy girl. Usually size doesn't matter, but this felt nice between my lips and fingers πŸ’¦ I even inhaled 😈 got a few good nose exhales, and some sad ohs πŸ‘…

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I did it πŸ–€ Happy heart && happy lungs. 🫁

I did it πŸ–€ Happy heart && happy lungs. 🫁

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Do you think you could handle being a passenger while I driv..

Do you think you could handle being a passenger while I drive and smoke? 🫦 don't worry, I'm a great driver. You watch me I'll watch the road. You ready? On my way 😘

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Mommy.... power smoke. Half the reason I need to get it in ..

Mommy.... power smoke. Half the reason I need to get it in so fast 🀭 Duty calls. Do you like when I keep my ashes? I always treat it as a challenge, if you look close, you can see the clean tip at the top. I managed to save it all, start to finish 🫦 power smoking does make my mouth sooo wet, sorry and you're welcome πŸ’¦

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Just a girl and her lights πŸ–€

Just a girl and her lights πŸ–€

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I know I know. The vape has mixed reviews. Thats why i didnt..

I know I know. The vape has mixed reviews. Thats why i didnt post. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Just a happy girl filling her lungs πŸ–€πŸ«

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2am bath. 🀭 I'm not allowed to smoke in the house, but I did..

2am bath. 🀭 I'm not allowed to smoke in the house, but I did. 🫣 come join me πŸ–€πŸ˜˜ Cork, an all white && some vape.

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Just me 🀭

Just me 🀭

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🌬🀍 Midnight hoots for someone special πŸ₯° wanna get high toget..

🌬🀍 Midnight hoots for someone special πŸ₯° wanna get high together? 🀭

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Car smoke 🚬 My obsession with finding the best light contin..

Car smoke 🚬 My obsession with finding the best light continues πŸ’¦ There is alot in this video... Maybe some darkside vibes πŸ–€πŸ˜ˆ But in the Alice way, always. I do cough & spit in this video. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Sorry and you're welcome.

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Sorry music 🎢 but have some bitties πŸ–€πŸ˜ˆ

Sorry music 🎢 but have some bitties πŸ–€πŸ˜ˆ

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Boop πŸ”₯

Boop πŸ”₯

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***Cherry Prime Times*** Sometimes you just need some flavo..

***Cherry Prime Times*** Sometimes you just need some flavor. These make my lips taste so good. Would make for some delicious smokey kisses. 🌬🀍 I love to smoke, sometimes doesn't matter what. If it fits in my lips, lights, and gives off good clouds, I'm a happy girl πŸ₯° when I'm happy, I like to show off. I'm trying 🀭

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Feeling a little better πŸ₯° can you tell? Small cough && still..

Feeling a little better πŸ₯° can you tell? Small cough && still cute 😘

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Just me ❀️

Just me ❀️

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Haven't lit it yet 🀭 He just wanted to see what my lips look..

Haven't lit it yet 🀭 He just wanted to see what my lips looked like wrapped around it 🫦 coming soon 🌬🀍

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Just one of those days πŸ’¦

Just one of those days πŸ’¦

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Just me πŸ–€

Just me πŸ–€

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It's been awhile since I've done this. When I'm sick or in ..

It's been awhile since I've done this. When I'm sick or in pain, I tend to Masturbate ALOT. It's my natural pain relief. So this video was for me, but you can watch if you want too 😘

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I woke up sick today, so it was a quiet day all around. I ac..

I woke up sick today, so it was a quiet day all around. I actually wasn't even able to smoke until after dinner. Went all day with only a few puffs. I'm surprised my lungs did so well for this. But last French inhale you can see, my lungs said no more, and it escaped me. 🀭 Of course testing light placement as usual. I kinda like this one.

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Midnight snacks 🫁🚬 🌬🀍 Goodnight.

Midnight snacks 🫁🚬 🌬🀍 Goodnight.

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