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Happy Musical Monday! This is why I cannot be trusted around..

Happy Musical Monday! This is why I cannot be trusted around booze and Britney :D (please be kind...I was VERY, ahem, enhanced? You know what I mean and what I can't type here lol)

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Unscripted bedtime fuck with @eriktoddxxx 🥰

Unscripted bedtime fuck with @eriktoddxxx 🥰

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Cumshot compilation to close out the year? 👀💦 ft @eriktoddxx..

Cumshot compilation to close out the year? 👀💦 ft @eriktoddxxx

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No cozy, quiet NYE with friends for me...another holiday alo..

No cozy, quiet NYE with friends for me...another holiday alone. I’m so god damn tired, ya’ll- I don’t mean to complain, I just want to keep you all in the loop/explain why I haven’t been as active...this month has been A LOT and it’s not slowing up. Please be patient with me. In the meantime, there’s over 2 spins around the Earths’ worth of content on the main feed ❤️

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Gonna be MIA for a bit, y’all... Fell asleep last night at m..

Gonna be MIA for a bit, y’all... Fell asleep last night at midnight, woke up at 3:30 in so much pain that I couldnt go back to sleep- had to gargle with salt water, use throat spray and that took the edge off enough that I got a couple more hours.. And, around 8:30am, I was awoken by the sound of my Christmas tree falling over, with the glass ornaments shattered 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 Went to CityMD in case it was strep again, and because they closed 3 other locations and everyone and their mother was getting tested today, the line was 5 blocks long. But what choice did I have? Either that or the very expensive ER 🤷‍♀️ I waited outside in 35-40 windy weather for Four. Fucking. Hours. There were never any updates about how long the wait would be, and it didn’t matter if you just needed a test or actually needed urgent care- you had to wait in line. Both rapid tests for strep and COVID were negative, but the PCR results won’t be in for 5-7 days, and until I get a negative on that, I have to quarantine til Jan 5th...so, my west coast trip may very well be cancelled 😞 Doc said could be something else viral, but I regret going- when I left, all I had was the sore throat. Not expecting to be outside in 36 degree, windy weather for 4 hours, all I had when I left at 9 was some water and IBprofune... I barely made it home, because the amount of energy I expended trying to keep warm on an empty stomach absolutely wore me out (my traps also hurt like hell from hunching, and my jaw is locked from teeth chattering- which I discovered during the throat swab and I went to open as normal and felt a crunch on my left jaw and sharp pain 🙃) Because I had ibuprofen on an empty stomach, I don’t want to take more til I get something in me, but I’m past that hungry phase and I’m now nauseous, so I can only take a sip of anything at a time and then breath through it, cuz the last thing I wanna do with my throat on fire is upchuck. I also can’t warm up unless I am completely covered- as soon as I move a blanket to get something, I get the shakes again... I managed to make some beef ramen broth and ordered some tea, and I’m gonna spend the rest of the night trying to get it all down... I had the dry heaves for about 10 minutes half an hour ago, so hoping that now it will be easier to drink. I’m massively dehydrated.. I really wish the universe would just cut me a fucking break already

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Merry Christmas, all- this year, I want to give each of you ..

Merry Christmas, all- this year, I want to give each of you a free scene. Whatever scene I have released that you’d like- just message me your choice in the DMs ❤️🎄

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HAHAHAHA YOU KNOW WHATS HILARIOUS?! I was like “you know wha..

HAHAHAHA YOU KNOW WHATS HILARIOUS?! I was like “you know what, I’m doing ok being alone here for Christmas, being positive and productive, getting used to making new traditions etc” It’s like my fucking birthday all over again- the universe laughing in my face like “LOL you tried to make the best of a bad situation WHAT AN IDIOT” Just got off the phone with my husband and he has fucking COVID (so far he’s overall ok, mild symptoms) so his family cancelled my flight down next week (his mom gets territorial and bitchy when I come down for too long, so we decided this year he would go for a week first and she could have him all to herself...I was due to fly down Monday) and he won’t be coming home til our original flight on the 1st (possibly longer if he’s still symptomatic by then) So guess who’s home alone for another fucking week?!?!? #FML I’m sorry y’all, I’m gonna be quiet for a bit- I’ll do my best to send some scenes via DM for Christmas, but I may need to unplug for a bit...hope your holidays are going better than mine and know that I appreciate all of you 🥰❤️

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Absolutely loved the lighting for this vid- it’s edited and ..

Absolutely loved the lighting for this vid- it’s edited and will be dropping soon! The beginning of this sums up the dynamic between hubby and I very well, I think 😂 ft. @ladylazarus and @eriktoddxxx

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I cleaned and organized my toolbox today 🤤

I cleaned and organized my toolbox today 🤤

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This is why you should always be nice to the band geeks 😏 #f..

This is why you should always be nice to the band geeks 😏 #flutist

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Hold onto your butts- this scene with @yippieskip and @tommy..

Hold onto your butts- this scene with @yippieskip and @tommypistol is not the usual romp...ever try to be sexy/serious with someone who keeps making you laugh? 😂

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Whooooo boy ya’ll, today was quite a day! Here’s a little BT..

Whooooo boy ya’ll, today was quite a day! Here’s a little BTS of @gunnarstonexxx and I keeping busy between takes 😜 We had been wrestling all lubed up for a while at this point, so I’m a bit of a mess 😂

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Molly wanted to tell you all “sweet dreams” 😜

Molly wanted to tell you all “sweet dreams” 😜

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Just touched down in Miami for a re-do of that disastrous sh..

Just touched down in Miami for a re-do of that disastrous shoot two weeks ago- I promise I’m not ignoring anyone- I’m so sorry I’ve been slow on customs/messages- I haven’t had time to even wash the sink full of dishes the past week! I’m going to try and shoot a few customs while I’m down here and I’ll do my best to get some BTS content for y’all tomorrow ❤️

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Website is wonky for me today anyone else?

Website is wonky for me today anyone else?

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I love fluffing my scene partners 😜😈 ft @rexryderxxx and @yi..

I love fluffing my scene partners 😜😈 ft @rexryderxxx and @yippieskip

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Good morning, all 🥰

Good morning, all 🥰

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Finally heard back from the X3 Expo! Not sure when I’ll be g..

Finally heard back from the X3 Expo! Not sure when I’ll be getting my hours/booth assignment, but if anyone wants to come m33t me, use the code SONIAX3 for your tickets at X3show.c0m (Not misspelled, we just can’t type certain things here 🙃🙃🙃)

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Lucille Ball famously said, “Once in his life, every man is ..

Lucille Ball famously said, “Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.” Well, I say, even if you can’t fall in love with one, you should at the very least, fuck one 😈 We really are a different breed sexually- those of you who have been lucky enough to know, know it’s true 🥰 A Redhead for Christmas cumming soon, with @jasonmichaels

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Happy Sunday, all! I apologize if I haven’t caught up on com..

Happy Sunday, all! I apologize if I haven’t caught up on comments/messages- hubby had a death in the family so we were a little distracted dealing with that- going to catch up tomorrow ❤️ But here’s another teaser of my hot AF scene with @puertorockxxx ...hoping to have this and my Josh scene finished in the next 2 weeks 👀

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So sorry a new vid won’t load today, gonna try again tomorro..

So sorry a new vid won’t load today, gonna try again tomorrow! I’ll also post thank you messages and pics for everyone who got me a birthday gift! In the meantime, here’s a little festive camming to get you in the mood for the holiday season 🥰

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Uggggh trying to upload a video for y’all and the webpage ke..

Uggggh trying to upload a video for y’all and the webpage keeps reloading 😩

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Today was pretty terrible, ya’ll- was up at 5:30 to fly to F..

Today was pretty terrible, ya’ll- was up at 5:30 to fly to Florida for a custom shoot, and an hour after I boarded the plane, the male talents’ agent cancelled and didn’t have any replacements...we did everything we could to try and find one, but no luck. So, I’ll now have to re-test and fly back around the 15th...easily out at least $400 because of unprofessional assholes 🙃 I love making porn, but damn do I hate the industry some days

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Shot some smoking hot content with @nadiawhite666 today- man..

Shot some smoking hot content with @nadiawhite666 today- man I missed her pussy 😍 Any fishnet fans here? 👀

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Who’s got two thumbs and gets to play with @nadiawhite666 on..

Who’s got two thumbs and gets to play with @nadiawhite666 on Monday? THIS GIRL! 🥰🥰 In the meantime, enjoy this throwback to last year with her, myself and @eriktoddxxx

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Soooo, my birthday is quickly approaching, and this slut wil..

Soooo, my birthday is quickly approaching, and this slut will be turning 35 on December 3rd! If you feel so inclined, the link to my wishlist is below, but please note, I always spoil back! (Tried to include what you’ll get as a thank you in the descriptions for each item ❤️) DM me here for any questions and thank you all for supporting me here! 🥰

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Happy Thanksgiving all! Anyone else get their turkey stuffed..

Happy Thanksgiving all! Anyone else get their turkey stuffed? 😜

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Shot some pretty, dirty porn yesterday with @ladylazarus and..

Shot some pretty, dirty porn yesterday with @ladylazarus and @eriktoddxxx 😈

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Getting @eriktoddxxx good and hard for a custom 😈

Getting @eriktoddxxx good and hard for a custom 😈

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Sorry for the quiet few days, gang- had to travel for a frie..

Sorry for the quiet few days, gang- had to travel for a friends wedding. Hopefully I can make it up to you with this little piece of the threesome with @yippieskip and @rexryderxxx ...the look on Jay’s face as I take that huge cock is priceless 😂

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