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Even the stars were jealous of the sparkle in her eyes

Even the stars were jealous of the sparkle in her eyes

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Life's a bowl of cherries - so many pits, so little time.

Life's a bowl of cherries - so many pits, so little time.

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The road to success is always under construction.

The road to success is always under construction.

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Save water drink wine.

Save water drink wine.

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You can't make everyone happy, you know? You just have to do..

You can't make everyone happy, you know? You just have to do what makes YOU happy; screw everybody else!

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I am my biggest critic and my toughest opponent.

I am my biggest critic and my toughest opponent.

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She’s an old soul with y0ung eyes, a vintage heart, and a be..

She’s an old soul with y0ung eyes, a vintage heart, and a beautiful mind.

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I love sarcasm - the sharpest form of wit and drips from my ..

I love sarcasm - the sharpest form of wit and drips from my lips like honey!

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I don’t get older, I level up

I don’t get older, I level up

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Guilty as charged! My hotness caused global warming.

Guilty as charged! My hotness caused global warming.

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Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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I swear it if looks could kill, I’d be a weapon of mass dest..

I swear it if looks could kill, I’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

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Some people feel the rain, other just get wet.

Some people feel the rain, other just get wet.

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I had a horribly busy day, spent it converting oxygen into c..

I had a horribly busy day, spent it converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.🤭

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Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship..

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

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I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup ..

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.

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Naughty by Nature. Wild By Choice.

Naughty by Nature. Wild By Choice.

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I'm getting better at enjoying the sound of my feet walking ..

I'm getting better at enjoying the sound of my feet walking away from things that aren't meant for me.

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The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half ..

The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.😁

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Our greatest glory is not in falling, but in rising every ti..

Our greatest glory is not in falling, but in rising every time we fall.

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The obstacle is the path.

The obstacle is the path.

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I was reminded that my bl0od type is Be Positive.

I was reminded that my bl0od type is Be Positive.

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Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He ha..

Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.😏

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Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s hal..

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!

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Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot ..

Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare – unless you are wearing sunglasses!

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I am Magically Delicious.

I am Magically Delicious.

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We are saving Santa a trip this year.😜

We are saving Santa a trip this year.😜

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No regrets in life. Just lessons learned.

No regrets in life. Just lessons learned.

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A taste of heaven😈

A taste of heaven😈

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