HumpDay is postponed until further notice ✨🖤✨

HumpDay is postponed until further notice ✨🖤✨
2022-11-09 06:58:54 +0000 UTC View PostHumpDay is postponed until further notice ✨🖤✨
2022-11-09 06:58:54 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s hoping that your weekend is an explosive one! 🧨 🔥
2022-11-05 11:48:19 +0000 UTC View PostI almost don’t want to carve any of them tonight 😢
2022-10-30 09:52:00 +0000 UTC View PostI’m completely💛obsessed♥️with this zipper! So when you rip it down, please be (passionately) gentle 🥺
2022-10-28 07:11:03 +0000 UTC View PostOh My, Mr🐺Wolf what big **** you have 😜
2022-10-23 11:40:17 +0000 UTC View PostStorming into the weekend in style ✨🤍
2022-10-21 07:24:13 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Humpday-Chaa. PikaPika! 💛✨
2022-10-19 09:22:19 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Halloween month!🎃 The Stormtrooper’s mask is so photogenic, I’m not even sorry about dumping all these onto your lap 😋
2022-10-14 16:37:51 +0000 UTC View PostSo, what do I have to do to convince you to make my bum cheeks match the ensemble? 🤭
2022-10-12 08:21:08 +0000 UTC View Post🌳🍎 We almost missed this year’s glorious season, but if you hold the melons I’ll pick the apples 😏
2022-10-09 09:08:55 +0000 UTC View PostSadly, no stocking items are held in-store but almost *too many* undergarments. Thankfully, the fitting room was practically big enough for an orgy, so let the lingerie haul commence! ☺️
2022-10-07 06:57:10 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a failed two-hour hunt this morning, I can only conclude that someone from the maintenance crew stole my favourite pair of net tights 😢 On the bright side, any excuse to go lingerie shopping 🙌 Maybe you can come along to give me your expert opinion?.. 😌
2022-10-06 07:52:47 +0000 UTC View Post1 out of 2 teams winning this weekend 🏆 means i get to post at least half of the rest 😇 🏈
2022-10-03 15:54:10 +0000 UTC View PostI heard that the 🏈game was on tomorrow. I’ll be rooting for the NYGiants & New England Patriots for obvious reasons… Make me your half-time schnack?? 😝
2022-10-01 12:35:25 +0000 UTC View PostReminder: I can ONLY READ your messages on here as OF has revoked my right to reply. Lesson learned: Before sending erratically emotional emails, orgasm at least TWICE to gain some sense & clarity 🤭 My hands are tied ! 🪢 … However, I love chatting, live, in our usual spot, so I’ll see you over there! ..OH, and bring your noise-cancelling headphones, because you’ll be tired of my vocal nonsense before too long 😋
2022-09-28 22:11:04 +0000 UTC View PostSo, I’ve spoken to the Postman & he says that THIS is the recommended official way to collect the mail 🗞
2022-09-27 17:28:50 +0000 UTC View PostNow i just need a volunteer to do this for me. Preferably whilst feeding me grapes 🍇 with the other hand. Not a euphemism by the way, unless you want it to be 🤭
2022-09-24 09:05:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe outfit you choose when you finally give in and turn the heating system on for the first time since January 🥵
2022-09-23 10:13:19 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe I’ll do the distracting 😝
2022-09-20 09:45:41 +0000 UTC View Post📖 Let the monthly Book Club commence!.. Unless you decide on finding ways to distract my attention, of course 😜
2022-09-19 11:02:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhen Humpday and ‘On Wednesdays we wear Pink’ collide. The subconscious must be on level elevn today ✨
2022-09-14 11:06:33 +0000 UTC View PostI think the floral🌻fumes either got to my head a little too much or disintegrated my bikini. Either way, it saves you time uniting the strings! 😜
2022-09-07 13:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis year i learnt that i possessed ‘innie’ nipples. Welp, all the more easy for you to spot when I’m *in the mood*, I suppose 😉✨
2022-09-05 10:41:51 +0000 UTC View Post