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SURPRISE! I cooked nothing. But pb&j is life. If you had to..

SURPRISE! I cooked nothing. But pb&j is life. If you had to choose one way to eat pb&j the rest of your life, what would it be? I'm talkin' bread, peanut butter, jelly, any extras, the way it's cut, I WANT TO KNOW IT ALL. For no reason other than I really like talking about food. Mine is potato bread, raspberry preserves, peanut butter with a SLIGHT crunch, cut in half the short way.

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If you can guess what I'm making for breakfast, I'll tell yo..

If you can guess what I'm making for breakfast, I'll tell you a secretttttttt

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Me moving the swiffer around to a new spot in hopes it remin..

Me moving the swiffer around to a new spot in hopes it reminds me to clean the floors tomorrow for the 5th day in a row. My boyfriend absolutely loves this fun game I play. PS wanna get unlocked explicit content every day for a week? Message me.

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Behind every pair of sexy denim shorts is me, pulling them o..

Behind every pair of sexy denim shorts is me, pulling them out of my crotch every 7 seconds, and complaining about it until everyone is sick of me and I go home and strip naked and live happily ever after.

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Having a good hair day. A good looking day in general, actu..

Having a good hair day. A good looking day in general, actually. BUT WHEN DON'T I?! If you're a perv raise your hand! And then tip to move my hair, pull my shorts down, and bend me over. (I'll send ya 5-15 pics depending on your tip 🙃)

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And SO WHAT if I like to eat a pb&j followed by an entire pi..

And SO WHAT if I like to eat a pb&j followed by an entire pint of ice cream immediately after dinner?! SUE ME.

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JOI took the lead on that last poll...... It's only right I ..

JOI took the lead on that last poll...... It's only right I follow through. This one will be at least 8 minutes long, maybe more. Contribute and be the first to receive the video unlocked once it's filmed. PS I always send out the video for more $$ than it costs to contribute, so don't wait until then.

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Sometimes the camera just getsssssss me, ya know?

Sometimes the camera just getsssssss me, ya know?

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Since I'm as decisive as I am ugly, here's both! Now I can ..

Since I'm as decisive as I am ugly, here's both! Now I can stop obsessing and you get two pics. Everyone wins here in Penny Zee Land. It's a rainbow sorbet kinda day.

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Forever picking thongs out of my ass. Life is tough.

Forever picking thongs out of my ass. Life is tough.

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Sending out a spontaneous video today. I was playing with m..

Sending out a spontaneous video today. I was playing with myself and YOU KNOW your girl loves watching in the mirror. I looked toooo good sitting there, I just couldn't waste it, so I decided to film it for you. YOU ARE WELCOME in advance. What do you wanna see me do next? Vote and comment the details 🌊

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Anyone else love foot rubs, but also they're very stressful?..

Anyone else love foot rubs, but also they're very stressful? Like it feels good, but make one wrong move and that shit tickles and now you're getting kicked in the face. PS Did you like my video yesterday?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of why I am..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of why I am the way I am? PS This is how ladies sit, right?

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Ever catch your nipple piercing on a loofa? 0/10 recommend..

Ever catch your nipple piercing on a loofa? 0/10 recommend Ever watch the soap glide down my curves? 12/10 recommend

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10x winner of "Best Not Dressed" on onlyfans (Kidding, that..

10x winner of "Best Not Dressed" on onlyfans (Kidding, that's not a thing. Well, maybe it is, but I don't do those stupid voting contests, so I wouldn't know.) Am I smelling my armpit or hiding my face? 🤔

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Handcuffs & butt creases 🌊

Handcuffs & butt creases 🌊

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Something about my lips looking like that makes me wanna tak..

Something about my lips looking like that makes me wanna take my clothes off. But what doesn’t, really?

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What's the difference between a popsicle and your cock? Cle..

What's the difference between a popsicle and your cock? Clever answers only.

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I'll be napping here until it's time to go live tonight. (jk..

I'll be napping here until it's time to go live tonight. (jk, I'd never nap in lingerie, especially without a pillow between my legs and on both sides of my body). BUT either way, the stream will be free to enter, pay to play. A VIP live afterwards for everyone who loves me. 8:15pm EDT. Be late and be sorry. Should I wear the outfit from my strip tease video for it??

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You ever start masturbating and be like “nah that ain’t it m..

You ever start masturbating and be like “nah that ain’t it maybe I’m hungry”.

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If you zoom in juuuust enough, you can seeeeee...... basical..

If you zoom in juuuust enough, you can seeeeee...... basically nothing. But message me and I'll show you if you're nice.

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Taco Tuesday is when my shorts are so tight and short that y..

Taco Tuesday is when my shorts are so tight and short that you can see my camel toe as I walk to the closest margarita spot, right? #1 or #2?

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With some newbies here, I think another live stream is in or..

With some newbies here, I think another live stream is in order. What did you love about the last one? I mean, everything, obviously. But, like what did you love the most? ** If you're new, message me and I'll send you the last live stream discounted

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Once upon a time, I bent over a little more, pulled these to..

Once upon a time, I bent over a little more, pulled these to the side, and slid them off. SHOCKING & very uncharacteristic of me. (this is sarcasm for everyone new here) If you need proof, let me know. 💁🏼‍♀️

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Things that are my things: Stretch marks Bruises Asking out..

Things that are my things: Stretch marks Bruises Asking out loud to no one in particular "Where are my keys?" and then finding them .8 seconds later.

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God damnit Megan Fox and girl from F Boy Island! Will the ..

God damnit Megan Fox and girl from F Boy Island! Will the real Penny Zee please stand up? (or kneel fully nude with the sun radiating off your skin like a fucking goddess, in this case)

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Two proven things that make you a serial killer: 1) waking u..

Two proven things that make you a serial killer: 1) waking up with clothes on after a night of drinking 2) eating fruity pebbles for breakfast Tip $5 to see me bend over to get the frozen fruit I have waiting & hear a personal voice memo 👻

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What's your pick up line when you see me alone at the pool a..

What's your pick up line when you see me alone at the pool and what do I say back? Wrong answers only.

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So you're telling ME that I have to work out AGAIN this week..

So you're telling ME that I have to work out AGAIN this week? Bullshit. Can't I just will my ass to stay round?

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When you take a random ass shot like this, you don’t hide it..

When you take a random ass shot like this, you don’t hide it from anyone. That’s actually written in the Bible.

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