Thoughs on a Monday Monday and time for "normal" people to ..
Thoughs on a Monday
Monday and time for "normal" people to go to "normal " jobs.
I've never had a "normal" job. But I have many times thought about how it would be.
The club I work at closes at 07am and on the subway on my way home I use to meet them.
Most of them are standing, they have big bags, lots of clothes, coats, long skirts, blazers and shirts.
They read the news on their phones - I know because as soon as I got the chance I sneekpeeked. I'm otherwise not interested in what people do on their phones , but I was so fascinated of this tidy people so I Couldn't help myself.
The news was always from various correct sides, nothing stood out, no one started their phone and Accidentally had a porn movie that sonically filled the cart (how many times has this happened to me 😂? , usually one with myself, sometimes I find myself editing clips at places that others can see- if they are sneak peak on me. but I always think that why would they do that? why should they waste that time ? And if they did its no big deal for me couse that's my "normal" life. BUT when I think about it a little bit more- for them it might be the "talk of the month" )
But, there was never anyone checking their onlyfans or accepting nude chats... sometimes someone was playing candy crush, but otherwise, news, check calendar, candy crush... Focused on their own, tired eyes...
Their day was about to start and mine has just finished, I felt sorry for those who had so many hours of work ahead of them... My job is never boring because there is always something new happening, new people, crazy colleagues... Although I work many hours in a row they go so fast because something always happens...
Is their job boring? I pictured myself in a skirt that covers my knees, skin-colored tights underneath, hard shoes with a little heel that makes a "clap clap" sound when I walk, a white fully buttoned shirt with a blazer over it... Hair in a bun knotted and fixed so that no hair sticks out.. Glasses on...
Then I sit at a large brown desk with a computer to my right, in front of me is a lot of papers that I have to go through...
Lots of pens, a phone that rings all the time and a full calendar wrapped in a black leather case... I sit there checking the computer, stamping papers, talking on the phone, making appointments... Checking the computer, the phone... Getting up to give my unnecessarily large green plant (which has started to get brown leaves) water. there are big windows where I sit and I look out over a lot of people sitting there just like me...
So now I'm a normal person, with a normal work.. What should I do? Phone is ringing and I pretend I'm not there, normal people also "miss" calls, right?
Pappers... Boring, computer boring, what would I do now?
I understand In my imagination that this is where you start to look after who is most good looking... The one you find most attractive is probably only that because you are right there. If you had seen this person in a movie or out on town, you would never think that that person would be considered attractive. But Now that doesn't matter. here the supply is limited and you have to work with what you got.
Right now your colleague sitting and talking in the phone, with a smile that makes Colgate wanna hire him, is the most attractive person on this planet (but really he's the only person at that place that looks like he have something to live for in life )
I see that a female colleague interrupt the one that caught my eyes when he was in the middle of the phone conversation. he pauses his phonecall to answer her.
What do they say to each other? Do they have something going on? It's incredibly inappropriate that she's bumping into him when he's working - and a relationship here at work can mean trouble for the whole company... There will be conflicts between them that disrupt work and our deadline will be delayed and the company will lose money, then it's incredibly inappropriate because I just saw him and now he's reserved for me.
Don't I have to visit the toilet? Then I can just walk by a bit to see if I get an idea of what he's actually up to.
I take off the tassel and let my hair fall down, I pull up the skirt a few centimeters and loosen one or two buttons on the shirt and then I walk past. I smile and nod in a cheering way to him and discreetly moved on.
Of course I never go to the bathroom-what a waste of time that would be 😂I stand in there trying to figure out what to do when I go back to get a reaction...
My full calendar, my papers and the ringing phone I don't waste a minute of my time to think of them. I have something more important TO THINK of, Right now there is not a mission in the world that is more important then that I get attention from MR colgate. I hate making the first move, but I also hate waiting... I will create the perfect plan, because my plans always works and then I'm going to sleep with him and no one will find out, because I'm not going to have a lot of talk here in the office... But... I'm going to sleep with him.. Its a waste of energy and a good strategy if no one finds out tho... But it's best for the friendly-feeling at work... It's enough that I my head gets peace knowing I got him - not everyone have to actually know about it... Mr colgate - the most handsome in the whole world... Ah or In the room... Or at least he's the one with a good smile today.
When I go back away from my fantasy world and try to find an MR colgate at the subway, I don't find one, I end up thinking that this thing with briefcases, papers and blazers doesn't seem very fun at all.
Computers that hang up, papers you lose, order and order and a phone I hate talking on. That life is not for me, sitting down on a chair and actually doing my job at a regular job gives me claustrophobia.. Same same over and over again, then you get so bored that you are literally f*rced to create chaos at work, then you will get problems from the boss and then you have to suck him on his office to get out of trouble and then his wife finds out.. It's best for the boss to that I'm not there... He should actually hire me and just let me be home where I can't do anything that sets anyone in trouble.
.When I finally get home clock is 8am, I make myself a big drink, sit on the balcony, see people starting their cars, running to the bus and people riding bikes.
Nah ordinary people, unfortunately I won't be able to work with you, I actually think it's best for you, your workplaces and for me, I will not have energy for the chaos you forces me to create, .
But, today I don't want to waste my time,
I decide to skip sleep and go to the gym instead, then I'll go shopping directly after that because it's best to get everything done before 3pm. At 3pm some normal people stop work and then I have to crowd with them at the gym or in the store - and that is something I absolutely want to avoid
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