Sound on, cock out! Start your weekend the right way! 😉
Sound on, cock out! Start your weekend the right way! 😉
2024-04-12 15:25:21 +0000 UTC View PostSound on, cock out! Start your weekend the right way! 😉
2024-04-12 15:25:21 +0000 UTC View Post3 days left to vote on my post from earlier in the week. **Have your say...!!**
At this stage it looks very much like there'll be a nominal charge moving in from next week. 🤷🏻♀️
https://onlyfans.com/1012566098/littlems_noface
Did you know (no, you didn't - how could you?)
- 86% of all subscribers longer than 30 days to this page have not yet tipped or bought anything, and presumably never will.
- 94% of that group log in and check their DMs at least weekly, so you ARE checking what's being shared. 😌
- That's 86% of you who seem to want to simply get free stuff, or aren't interested in seeing my stuff. Nothing wrong with that I guess. But it doesn't do anything to help me. 😟
- Some girls (and guys) create an OnlyFans page to have fun exclusively. But the vast majority are like me and do so to raise money for some reason. 💶
- I may differ from others, but I have no desire to share my stuff with someone who gets it for free. I want to share better, more NSFW teasers to PPV videos for instance but not to guys who're just hanging on for a free thrill. 🖕
- I fully understand that some guys can't have OnlyFans referenced on their bank statements (saving for a mortgage, joint accounts, etc.) and that's absolutely OK. That's catered for elsewhere - check my bio! 👀
- If you can't pay anything at all, then surely you know you're in the wrong place! The Internet caters to your requirements elsewhere. Safe trip! 🤷🏻♀️
I'm not here to give free thrills to anyone.
Over the next week or two, when I have the time, I'll be making some changes here. Either this page will cost a nominal fee to subscribe ($5 for 12 months for example), a higher fee ($30 for 12 months + 3 free videos) or else those who don't tip (or have never tipped/bought anything) the bare minimum within 24 hours of joining will be blocked. 🚫
Which do you think is fairest? Is there a better idea I'm missing?
PS: Not a rant; I laughed all the way through typing this. I find it hilarious truthfully, but hilarity won't win me over and won't help pay the rent! 🤣😂
I've been asked to explain this a few times recently, so here goes. By the way, this is something Google-able if anyone wants to challenge me on it.
When I put a PPV video up for sale, say for $5, what happens to the money and where does it go?
- Item is priced at $5.
- You actually pay (assuming in Ireland) $5 + VAT @ 23% = $6.15.
- OnlyFans pass the VAT to Revenue as required.
- OnlyFans also take 20% of the price I quote, in this instance $1.
- Of the $4 I receive, I pay tax on this at the standard rate, so likely to be $3-ish.
Hope that clears up any questions people have had. Also hopefully those of you (let's call you "freeloaders" 😬 ) who simply aren't interested in tipping/buying anything at all, feel free to debate internally why you're even here in the first place before you question my *"exorbitant prices"* again. 😊
To those of you who "like", "tip" or "buy" my stuff, thank you very much! Means a lot! 🥰🥰
50% off for first time subscribers to my paid-subscription page until Monday. 😊❤️ https://onlyfans.com/littlemiss_noface
2024-04-07 01:28:24 +0000 UTC View PostEver feel like you're being watched...? 👀
2024-04-06 06:25:59 +0000 UTC View PostGenuinely don't know what to do with myself during this mid-term week. Mornings free, miserable weather. They should change all mid-terms to summer time. 😆
2024-04-03 08:48:16 +0000 UTC View PostAt the end of a long, hard week, there's nothing I like more than lighting some candles and running a hot, relaxing bath. 🛁🕯️
Couldn't find any candles...
Off to Cork for the day, will be online tonight for all your nursing needs. 😆
2024-03-24 11:13:25 +0000 UTC View PostBath time isn't only for washing...!!
2024-03-18 17:40:13 +0000 UTC View PostParade time. Who’s coming with me? ☘️
2024-03-17 11:38:05 +0000 UTC View Post7 videos, $7, a mega bundle with your name on it. 👀💚
2024-03-16 19:08:37 +0000 UTC View PostCleaning services for hire! Satisfaction guaranteed. 😈
2024-03-10 09:23:57 +0000 UTC View Post...cos some guys like feet...!
2024-03-09 10:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostCarpenter: "Measure twice, cut once" 🪚
Claire: "Undress once, cum twice" 💦💦
Gentlemen (and ladies), I bring you a rather large toy (considering), lots of lube, zero clothes to get in the way, vivid sound, a tight asshole and immense pleasure! You're welcome!! 😉
2024-03-02 08:08:06 +0000 UTC View Post*Spring has sprung! Gardener Wanted.*
Must have own tools for weekly maintenance visit.
Hoe provided. 😈