"And nobody, in all of Oz,
No wizard that there is or was,
Is ever gonna bring...
Meeeee down!!!" 🎵
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(Any other Wicked fans out there, fist bump 👊♥️)
It's National Poetry Day!
Roses are red
Roses are thorny,
Just thinking of you,
Makes me horny!
😈
(See even when I'm ill, I try to make an effort for you guys! 🥰)
I've made a potion for you, come and get it 🧙♀️🧹
2024-10-03 06:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostMy week so far...😣🤧🤒
(But the fact I'm not online 24/7 proves it's me you're talking to and not a bot or an agency! I'm only human and things happen! 🫠)
I hope you like my post, seeing as I set fire to my room to create this fire effect and all...🤣
2024-10-02 06:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Milfs unite!! 💪🙌
Did my first collab with this beaut recently Lola@PetiteAsianTravels and it was so much fun, we had a great time! 🥰
Spooky season has started and I'm here to bewitch you 🎃👻✨️
2024-10-01 06:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Just curious to know your thoughts, but I'm thinking of upping my subscription price (to maybe $9.99/$14.99 a month) but having it as a no PPV page, so future PPV stuff would be on my feed along with my usual content, instead of unlocking it...what would your thoughts be? 🤔
2024-09-30 14:19:35 +0000 UTC View Post
My Halloween themed month of October will be starting tomorrow! 🎃👻 so for anyone who's not really into Halloween here's a regular nude before the spooky theme starts! 😂
2024-09-30 06:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
If I taught your class, what kind of teacher would I be? 💁♀️
2024-09-28 06:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhich one is real? One or two? Or both? 😈
(NSFW Audio use headphones 🎧 )
It's World Cassowary Day but I couldn't think of a way to make that sexy, so here's me earlier lying on a bed instead
2024-09-26 15:09:56 +0000 UTC View Post
What would happen if I wore lingerie around the house all the time?
2024-09-26 06:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I can handle myself, but if rather you handle me instead...😅
2024-09-25 06:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Just wearing my workout gear, nothing else to see here...😜
2024-09-24 15:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
You walk in and see me doing this, what do you do?
2024-09-24 06:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Just thought I'd show you my cheeky side...😉🍑
2024-09-23 14:51:20 +0000 UTC View Post
It loos like your belt is too tight, here...let me unbuckle it
2024-09-23 06:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
POV: I'm waiting for you when you return from work
2024-09-22 06:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you deserve this booty on your lap? 🍑
2024-09-21 06:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
As you can probably tell I had so much fun with these pirate/Monkey Island themed posts today - I realise they won't make much sense unless you're familiar with the game so thanks for up with my piratey enthusiasm, even if it confused you 😂🐒🏝🏴☠️🦜
2024-09-19 15:05:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Guybrush:
"What's in that grog stuff anyway?"
Pirate Leaders:
"It is made of a mixture that contains one or more of the following;"
'Kerosene.'
'Propylene Glycol.'
'Artificial Sweeteners.'
'Sulfuric Acid.'
'Rum.'
'Acetone.'
'Battery Acid.'
'Red dye #2.'
'Scumm.'
'Axle Grease.'
'And/or pepperoni.'
Music credit:
Monkey Island OST
The Scumm Bar
Ahoy there, fancy pants! Where can I find the Sword Master of Mêlée Island™?
2024-09-19 14:58:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day so let's test your sword fighting insult and comeback skills! (From my favourite video game ever, Monkey Island!🐒🏝 )
Me: "You fight like a dairy farmer."
Your comeback is...?
(One answer is 'correct' but choose whichever one you think! 😁)
Choose what speed I should use my vibrator on...(click to scroll)
2024-09-18 06:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Which Halloween costume should I wear this year? 🤔
2024-09-17 15:43:46 +0000 UTC View Post
My thighs are feeling tense, care to rub them?
2024-09-17 06:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
