What do you call a dildo on a Christmas tree? Dickoration.
What do you call a dildo on a Christmas tree?
Dickoration.
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What’s the difference between your Christmas bonus and your ..
What’s the difference between your Christmas bonus and your penis?
Your wife still blows the bonus.
What do breasts and Christmas trees have in common? When you..
What do breasts and Christmas trees have in common?
When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake.
I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come…..
I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come…
Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
Why is Santa so damn jolly? Because he knows where all the n..
Why is Santa so damn jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Did I save Santa the trip 🤔 I think I was a little naughty 😜
Did I save Santa the trip 🤔 I think I was a little naughty 😜
2022-12-27 07:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostAll I wanted for Christmas was you. 😒
All I wanted for Christmas was you. 😒
2022-12-26 20:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did you get in your stocking?
What did you get in your stocking?
2022-12-26 12:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I wish I was a present so I could get laid under the Christm..
I wish I was a present so I could get laid under the Christmas tree. 🎄
2022-12-25 20:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostRoom for a little more? Full video just for you 8 minutes l..
Room for a little more?
Full video just for you 8 minutes long.
Merry Christmas 💜 from Emily FA ❤️
Merry Christmas from me to you 💜💜 and have a kinky Christmas..
Merry Christmas from me to you 💜💜 and have a kinky Christmas!
2022-12-25 14:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Who's wishing I was under their tree this morning? 🎁
Who's wishing I was under their tree this morning? 🎁
2022-12-25 07:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostGood tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you. 😜
Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you. 😜
2022-12-25 00:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostAre you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’..
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top. 🎄😏🤪
2022-12-24 20:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostDon't get your tinsel in a tangle. 🎄
Don't get your tinsel in a tangle. 🎄
2022-12-24 11:40:02 +0000 UTC View PostI want your candy cane. 💦😏 Swipe left
I want your candy cane. 💦😏
Swipe left
I'm a mess .... anyone want to give me aftercare? I think I ..
I'm a mess .... anyone want to give me aftercare? I think I deserve some love 💜
2022-12-23 20:47:13 +0000 UTC View PostFridays re-bill gift 🎁 hitting your in box xxx
Fridays re-bill gift 🎁 hitting your in box xxx
2022-12-23 20:23:43 +0000 UTC View PostI'm the greedy girl who wants all the candy canes. 😋🤪
I'm the greedy girl who wants all the candy canes. 😋🤪
2022-12-23 20:01:18 +0000 UTC View PostWant to see how this happened? Editing later hope you like i..
Want to see how this happened? Editing later hope you like it xxxx
2022-12-23 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games. 🦌🦌🦌
I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games. 🦌🦌🦌
2022-12-23 11:40:04 +0000 UTC View PostCan you be the milk to my cookies? 🥛🍪
Can you be the milk to my cookies? 🥛🍪
2022-12-23 07:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostNaughty girls have all the fun. 😏😏😏
Naughty girls have all the fun. 😏😏😏
2022-12-22 20:01:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice. 😋
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice. 😋
2022-12-22 07:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post